The Goofball
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he/him, they/them, you/y'all
Probably contains graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content. All opinions are my own.
Probably contains graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content. All opinions are my own.
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16 year old me: So it's a message board... with videos... wireless... with a touch screen????
46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks
My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap
46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks
My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
16 year old me: So it's a message board... with videos... wireless... with a touch screen????
46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks
My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap
46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks
My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap
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GPT is probably beloved by the people in your STEM classes who whined to the teacher that they shouldn't be graded on the quality of their writing
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
GPT is probably beloved by the people in your STEM classes who whined to the teacher that they shouldn't be graded on the quality of their writing
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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I love whatever is wrong with them 🙂↕️
October 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I love whatever is wrong with them 🙂↕️
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An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
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guy who joins bluesky in July 2026: hey everyone, going to be spending more time here ever since the Hell Site required users to manually type the 14 Words every time they post! and i was tired of turning on my camera to do the you know... german hand
September 24, 2024 at 2:07 AM
guy who joins bluesky in July 2026: hey everyone, going to be spending more time here ever since the Hell Site required users to manually type the 14 Words every time they post! and i was tired of turning on my camera to do the you know... german hand
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I like that one of the main talking points during this Petit broadcast so far has been "we've got a bunch of RICH GUYS doing RICH GUY stuff"
October 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I like that one of the main talking points during this Petit broadcast so far has been "we've got a bunch of RICH GUYS doing RICH GUY stuff"
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anything can be kicked
October 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
anything can be kicked
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i’m developing a theory of log the fuck off before you cook your own brain in despair. here goes. log the fuck off before you cook your own brain in despair
September 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i’m developing a theory of log the fuck off before you cook your own brain in despair. here goes. log the fuck off before you cook your own brain in despair
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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new thin car just dropped
September 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
new thin car just dropped
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Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology
September 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology
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The last 48 hours have shown why people have stopped relying on legacy journalism and have migrated to independent journalists in droves.
The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.
The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.
September 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The last 48 hours have shown why people have stopped relying on legacy journalism and have migrated to independent journalists in droves.
The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.
The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.
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All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
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last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
September 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
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you'd think Charlie Kirk was an IDF soldier by how quickly people started jerking him off after he hit the ground
September 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
you'd think Charlie Kirk was an IDF soldier by how quickly people started jerking him off after he hit the ground
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
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That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.
September 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.
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Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
July 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
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