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hannah
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formerly @ hadesmydarkness on twitter. currently screaming into the void.
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THIS

They're trying to make it so we cannot exist without constant corporate+government surveillance into every aspect of our lives

And if this trend is not halted, there will come a point where we cannot safely be online at all
companies make it difficult or impossible to disable ai in their products because it is an authoritarian project made from a stack of consent violations in a trenchcoat

they don't give you a checkbox for "i don't want this and will never use it" because they know many people would check that box
September 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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currently at record-high search interest for canceling disney plus. pulling kimmel is a bigger deal to the company's bottom line than any of the "woke" scandals of the past 5 years. i think news & entertainment corp execs need put more work into understanding their audience, & get off twitter
September 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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people saying "the shooter must've been a sniper" or "this was a professional hit" don't know what they're talking about. literally millions of Americans are technically capable of a shot like that

we did have a high profile assassination by a marine corps sharpshooter...and it took him 3 rounds
September 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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HEY
Do you want to save PORN from being kicked off this platform??
Go tell them your grievances then!

Bluesky is built off the backs of queers, furries, POC, and sex workers alike
WE were the first to join the site back when it was invite only, and WE should have a say in whether we belong!
the usual vagueness is present here that is usually a bad sign to come for adult content.

bluesky is taking feedback on the guidelines at this link below. Let them know these are not satisfactory

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

points that need addressing are: [cont]
August 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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If you haven't given feedback yet, please do. The window is small. The terms on adult content are vague enough to put so many artists at risk of arbitrary interpretation. They conflate fictional situations with real-life abuse. Ask them to revise and clarify.
the usual vagueness is present here that is usually a bad sign to come for adult content.

bluesky is taking feedback on the guidelines at this link below. Let them know these are not satisfactory

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

points that need addressing are: [cont]
August 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Gun song/ballad of csolgosz fucks like what you mean we're going from "a gun kills many men before it's done" straight into "some men have everything and some have none, that's by design"
August 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I have been in the car fixing place for over an hour waiting for an oil change. this is to be expected but seriously I want to go home
July 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
#Atthefeetofthesun "there is iconoclasm and then there is fucking the icon" is an absolutely unhinged thing to write, well done Ms Goddard
April 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I now pronounce you Mothman and Wife
January 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
she's helping my mom read restaurant reviews
January 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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*tipping my cap to the ladybug that just landed on my shoulder* ma’am
November 10, 2024 at 8:47 AM
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HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
November 21, 2024 at 7:23 AM
so like where is the color grading in the wicked movie

I present to you: stills from the same song/scene from the movie and the musical
November 17, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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"If your fursona is a whale, you're not really a FURRY, so what are you? … A smoothie." —deep thoughts with @whalefern.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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Do not dunk. Do not quote-post. Do not screenshot and repost.
They wish to be visibly cruel because it makes them feel big and strong.

Block them with the most powerful block button we've had on social media to save yourself the energy, and save others from the garage being spread
Just be prepared. We've all seen that headline going around today that Bluesky is the current #1 app, and X dropped out of the top 25.

That means the absolute worst people in the world are going to be coming here trying to turn THIS place into just as much of a shithole. Block them. Don't engage.
November 14, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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You’ve heard of the golden retriever romance novel love interest now get ready for the weasel love interest: he’s short he’s spry he’s got cunning schemes and he can talk his way out of anything
November 16, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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Breathe deeply. Relax your shoulders. Unhinge your jaw. Wrap one tentacle around the side of the cruise ship. Pull it to the bottom of the ocean. Repeat.
August 18, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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Another day at Bluesky, and it looks like growth is not slowing down! Welcome!

We’d like to take a moment to share our stance on AI and user data:
November 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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November 13, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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once again reminder to go support your local libraries and your local libraries
November 13, 2024 at 9:33 PM
so the inventory cap in tears of the kingdom is like 1000 of a single item which I discovered while hoarding brightbloom seeds
November 14, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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1) me, 2) my clique, and 3) you
November 12, 2024 at 11:18 PM