gnocchi dokey
gnocchidokey.bsky.social
gnocchi dokey
@gnocchidokey.bsky.social
Math teacher, anti-racist, friend to animals. Officially elsewhere. Nowhere near my original coordinates. She or they preferred.

Oh & as a Jew whose great-grands fled Germany before WW2: Israel's actions are genocide & the US is currently a fascist state.
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i didn't realize the new testament specifically says to stay woke, that's kind of cool
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
i thought i was pretty woke but "don't attempt to interact with people's dogs while they are being walked" is unacceptable to me

like yes ASK first. 100%. and wait until there's nothing tricky happening like crossing the street or a doorway or etc. but like... what? seriously, what???
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
in light of recent events, here is the revised list of strategies for dealing with narcissists (in reverse order for suspense):

5. appease
4. challenge
3. ally
2. avoid
1. rizz em up
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this isn't as important as the racism or anything, but if blue sky is taking suggestions, boy it sure would be nice if the back button took me to whichever page i was previously viewing
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
it's the queer fans my heart really breaks for. so many queer kids & young ppl, including trans kids, found positive messages in the books and acceptance (some for the first time) in the hp fan community
I pity the fans to be honest. I genuinely have never liked the franchise but I know all kinds of fans of all stripes and it's heartbreaking to see people who have gotten real positive stuff out of something get the leg swept like that.
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
rowling has said she considers support for HP support for her agenda, so in this case you literally CANNOT separate the art from the artist. the artist has strapped herself to her art and if you try to take the vest off she'll hit the button
Yeah, but still... DAMN.

Cause he was the go for mocking an out of touch creator for DECADES and Joane easily lapped by being one of the WORST people online. So much so it becomes impossible to separate her work from her cause she's ALWAYS in the news with some horrible thing to loudly say.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Philadelphia firefighter:

GET THE JAWNS OF LIFE!!!
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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All I'm saying is: I'm like 97% sure the Force is non-binary.
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
does anyone else have terrible executive functioning but still remember what it was like to have awesome executive functioning? i'm still mad about it. it's like my brain used to be an office w/5 secretaries and now it's just me alone with a phone & a notepad like "sorry could you repeat that?"
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Zohran Charmdani
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
went on a rant about top-down versus bottom-up ai and how the latter is way cooler and more promising
robotics is fascinating in this context

humans' first instinct is to program intelligence in a "top-down" hierarchical style, to mimic our perception of how our own minds work. AI, androids, etc. this plus the ability to interact/experience the world may be enough to make a conscious intelligence
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
the obvious objective absence of free will used to really bug me until i tried to define free will and realized it is a largely incoherent concept anyway lol
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
so i finished snw season 3 and i didn't see the fascism. which is sort of a relief but also sort of terrifying because was it there?? was it there and i just didn't see it???

trekkers: what was the fascism? was it the genetic bs in 4.5 vulcans? bc that whole episode was a goddamn mess #treksky
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
hmu for vegan thanksgiving classics!

one fave: roasted veggie pie with a layer of creamy rosemary bean dip (or ricotta) below. you just roast your veggies, put the dip in a pie crust, veggies on top, heat and serve. SO GOOD
Remember, turkeys value their lives and wish to avoid pain and suffering, just like we do. 🧡🦃

This holiday season try something new by exploring our free How to Eat Veg guide! Link below.

mercyforanimals.org/HEV/
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
we fought for it and lost
the bill's considered dead
guess it was all for nothing,
whispers negative ned

we fought for it and won!
worth every drop we bled
it would've happened anyway,
mutters negative ned

i'm really starting to wonder
about negative ned
and who exactly wanted him
inside my head
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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make this go viral please.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
oops! all human rights abuses
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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the first thing we must do is stop using the term "trust"

its a Respect for Science we need

educating the public is good yes, but it cant be a bludgeon.. the public needs to know Science doesnt stand still so when we change what we call 'Fact' its not a deficiency, its Updating Knowledge
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i will watch this even if it is bad :D
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
me if i were still in the classroom (lord i can only imagine)
He’s gettin’ pretty sick of it. #highschool #teacherlife #larrylexicon #studentemails
YouTube video by Larry Lexicon
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
WEI needs to be EVERYWHERE
in the psych dept? the mf was a pedo and didn’t even have a bachelor’s degree. these people are all WEI as @luriedanielfavors.bsky.social says - white, entitled & incompetent

but harvard was *quick* to cut the number of Black students it admitted once it got the green light from scotus because dei
“The review found that Harvard in 2005 admitted Mr. Epstein as a visiting fellow in the psychology department and readmitted him the following year. And the review concluded “it is likely” that Mr. Epstein visited Harvard more than 40 times after his release from jail, between 2010 and 2018.”

BRO.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
found an old pome
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
two things i never believe but they are always true:

1. your bananas will age 1 day between when you pick them out at the store & when you put them away at home

2. 5 minutes will pass between when you leave out the front door and when you get in your car, even if you are parked right outside
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
always looking for more dad jokes fyi. a vital tool for teaching math
oh hell yeah. stealing this for sure

i really like this one, of my own design:
"do your socks have holes in them?"
((kid says no))
"well how'd ya get your feet in there then??"

also for ~certain~ crowds (not mine):
"there are two reasons i'd never drink toilet water. number one... and number two."
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
incredible riff on the old "i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me" joke
Got confused earlier when I went to reorder my shelf of Stephen King books and they all fell on my head. Then IT hit me.
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM