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I make things that I think are cool, if other people enjoy them as well, that's a bonus.
Unless I'm mercilessly dunking on you, don't expect more than one or two replies.
If you post AI, I WILL make you feel bad about yourself.
"high art monster"
Unless I'm mercilessly dunking on you, don't expect more than one or two replies.
If you post AI, I WILL make you feel bad about yourself.
"high art monster"
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First post goes out to my scale brothers and sisters 🦎✊! #OblivionRemaster
Resident Evil save room music sucks. You don't actually like it, you've been told it's good and you are weak minded.
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Resident Evil save room music sucks. You don't actually like it, you've been told it's good and you are weak minded.
Sharing a drink with my boy
January 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Sharing a drink with my boy
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Child Goku to the Korin Tower came.
#DragonBall #DarkTower #Anime #Poetry #Literature #AkiraToriyama #RobertBrowning #StephenKing
#DragonBall #DarkTower #Anime #Poetry #Literature #AkiraToriyama #RobertBrowning #StephenKing
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Child Goku to the Korin Tower came.
#DragonBall #DarkTower #Anime #Poetry #Literature #AkiraToriyama #RobertBrowning #StephenKing
#DragonBall #DarkTower #Anime #Poetry #Literature #AkiraToriyama #RobertBrowning #StephenKing
Open faced s'mores
January 14, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Open faced s'mores
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Nothing disqualifies your criticism more than complaining about character development in the fourth installment of a franchise.
January 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Nothing disqualifies your criticism more than complaining about character development in the fourth installment of a franchise.
If I ever get a guinea pig I'm going to name it prosciutto.
January 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
If I ever get a guinea pig I'm going to name it prosciutto.
Constantly on guard keeping this dog from hurting himself, I feel like Mr Magoos personal crane operator.
January 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Constantly on guard keeping this dog from hurting himself, I feel like Mr Magoos personal crane operator.
Fun fact: Liking Taylor Swift is not a personality.
January 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Fun fact: Liking Taylor Swift is not a personality.
Hey guys I got those basilisk scales you wa... I can come back.
January 7, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Hey guys I got those basilisk scales you wa... I can come back.
These old ass style boxes give such a satisfying feeling of nostalgia to handle, it's crazy. Entirely unexpected as well. Physical media will forever be such a comforting thing.
January 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
These old ass style boxes give such a satisfying feeling of nostalgia to handle, it's crazy. Entirely unexpected as well. Physical media will forever be such a comforting thing.
Stop telling people to play indie games, 99% of them fucking suck that's why they stay Indie. Just because you have a vision and the motivation to bring it to life, doesn't mean it is good or entertaining or marketable.
January 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Stop telling people to play indie games, 99% of them fucking suck that's why they stay Indie. Just because you have a vision and the motivation to bring it to life, doesn't mean it is good or entertaining or marketable.
It's just so much nicer reading from a hardcover.
January 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
It's just so much nicer reading from a hardcover.
I would feel bad for all these people whose only identifiable personality trait is posting about the Epstein files if they weren't so incredibly fucking stupid.
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I would feel bad for all these people whose only identifiable personality trait is posting about the Epstein files if they weren't so incredibly fucking stupid.
Frat boy space comedy called Deez Nauts
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Frat boy space comedy called Deez Nauts
Maybe I'll run for mayor so that I get invited to the White House and I can do what nobody else has the balls to.
January 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Maybe I'll run for mayor so that I get invited to the White House and I can do what nobody else has the balls to.
I will never understand grown adults congratulating a wrestler on winning a fight he was scripted to win.
January 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I will never understand grown adults congratulating a wrestler on winning a fight he was scripted to win.
Hey Venezuela, 1600 Pennsylvania avenue... Don't miss.
January 4, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Hey Venezuela, 1600 Pennsylvania avenue... Don't miss.
Anybody else's dog like you to hold their toy for them while they chew on it?
January 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Anybody else's dog like you to hold their toy for them while they chew on it?
How do I remind my neighbor that their basketball has been in my yard for a year and a half without making it seem like I actually give a shit that it's been there for that long... Cuz I genuinely don't care, but I've seen them with new basketballs they've wasted money on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
How do I remind my neighbor that their basketball has been in my yard for a year and a half without making it seem like I actually give a shit that it's been there for that long... Cuz I genuinely don't care, but I've seen them with new basketballs they've wasted money on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I hope so Vegeta, I hope so...
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I hope so Vegeta, I hope so...