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I make things that I think are cool, if other people enjoy them as well, that's a bonus.
Unless I'm mercilessly dunking on you, don't expect more than one or two replies.
If you post AI, I WILL make you feel bad about yourself.

"high art monster"
How do them farts smell?
December 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I'm willing to meet you halfway to say that he was the best part of a bad movie, 🤝?
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Take that shit to Twitter you fucking loser
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Still not old enough to watch itself
December 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Yeah he's just lying
December 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
That damn bird's a liar, every story he tells you comes with an asterisk
December 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you ate all that cheese it would be gastronomy
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Every rule has an exception.
December 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
What do I think? I think the Skellybob needs an idle animation where he's juggling his own ribs.
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Very fifties fashion magazine illustration
December 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Acd?
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I had no idea Christopher Lloyd and Jack Black were in the mandalorian. That's neat.
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Take that bullshit to Twitter you fucking freak
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trick question, the gecko took the picture.
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Good I hope they starve.
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My suggestion.
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
SOO last season
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A community of fucking losers is no community, you fucking loser.
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Baby will you chive my car burger
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
For you or the airport?
December 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Yeah everything sucks when you crop out the actual answer.
December 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM