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james f. bread 🍞⁴
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I'm easily distracted with bread.
🥳🥳🥳🥳

aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer.
heretic. neurospicy af.
chaos broker. minibike guy.
archpontifex of the cult of djiv.

only take, like 20% of what I say seriously.
please no DM's 🤗
I think I'm gonna learn how to weld this year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I think I'm gonna just start planting trees places.
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I think about the Dark Forest thingy a LOT. Almost never about aliens, though.
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I just learned that I can indeed put airplane tires on my mini bike, which sounds like some super baller shit I should do. They are $400/pc, though so that will come waaaaaay later.
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The only time I read books the way I've been seeing people's numbers is when I was on a psych hold. Are y'all okay? Like seriously, cuz I wasn't and the world has gotten noticeably worse since then.
December 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I feel like it's just caves all the way down. I'll think to myself, boy... It's still very cave-like in the outside. There's only slightly more room and none of these people make any sense. I don't see an exit, but I bet there is one.
December 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Next time you wanna donate to a political campaign, you should consider giving it to me instead. I'm not gonna do shit for you either, but I'm honest about it and I'll put that money back into the local economy instead of hoarding it and asking you for more. Unless you wanna give me more.
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The problem I have with "white pride" is that that pride comes at the expense of everyone else. They're not proud to be them nearly as much as they hate everyone else. They would rather everyone die if it's not just them or them and everyone else is slaves (their women too).
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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I rarely bring this up because we all know what's what. But if I have to see another sanctimonious white person claim that Muslims in Dearborn or Black men or Latinos etc... "deserve" what they get for somehow putting this guy in office, I am going to reach through the screen and choke them, LOLOL
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:

I wanna play!!

FallOutKast Boy.
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Alice In Metallica Chains
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Books! I'm gonna get some more when I get paid. Nothing like the apocalypse to motivate me to learn with more intention. Well. I'll be better at explaining the crazy shit I say.
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I did get Old Bay socks.
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
What happens if you make a meat pie with hashbrowns as the crust? Why haven't I thought to do that? I'll find out at some point if I remember. I bet this has happened before. 🫠
December 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Megacles is getting front suspension and some ape hanger handlebars! Oh, he's gonna be the cutest lil belle at the ball by the time I'm done. 😆
December 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Reposted by james f. bread 🍞⁴
The first: if we can’t just vote our way out of this, what do we do?

There is much more to civic engagement than just voting. We can’t just show up for elections and expect the system to function well. If every candidate in a race supports dirty
December 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I have all the stuff to make a bastardization of jambalaya, but the motivation.

(I was gonna see what happens if you make it like a risotto)
December 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
At the risk of sounding like a simp; I feel like you really need to hear this if you're a man. The patriarchy fucks everyone. I hope watching Andrew Tate lose that fight to whatever that fight was shows you how stupid that Alpha-Male bullshit is. You wanna be like that guy? By your logic isn't
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I read a book. I have to read it again. And then I'll read it to the abyss because I feel like I probably should do that.
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's upsetting that we live in a world where Star Trek exists and we're barreling towards Cyberpunk 2077.
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What this person said is stupid. Are they also stupid? Cuz it sure sounds stupid. Must be nice to be that stupid.
Ben is basically a libertarian and I can’t agree that retirement itself is stupid.

But he’s right that 65 is too young to get social security. We can’t afford it anymore.

Medicare though needs a different solution. Raising the retirement age won’t fix why it’s expensive.
December 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
💡!

I have an idea of what I can do to help. I'll tell you later, though.
December 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Just got me a 15lb bag of rice. This makes me very happy. 🥰🍚
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I used to say when I die, just throw me in the trash and I would like to amend that. Cremate me and use the ashes to make bricks to throw at fascists.
December 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Samantha Fulnecky is that same person that got Emit Till killed. This woman has existed all throughout America's time. That weaponized helplessness is why when you do really need help, there will be no one to care that your attack dog has finally turned on you.
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The president shouldn't have time to post more than 100 times in a day. No normal person should. Even if he has people writing them for him has no one told him that 100 is like way too many? I can't wait til he's worm shit.
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM