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james f. bread 🍞⁴
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I'm easily distracted with bread.
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aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer.
de facto atheist. neurospicy af.
chaos broker. minibike guy.
archpontifex of the cult of djiv.

only take, like 20% of what I say seriously.
please no DM's 🤗
People only care about having a safe place to sleep. Food to eat and peace of mind.
February 16, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Ceros TV did an interview with ComicsExplained to give him a chance to explain himself. It was 84 minutes long and I got about 15 minutes in before I'd had enough. I didn't jump to conclusions, but now I feel dumb for not just doing that.
February 15, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I'm reposting my comment from somewhere else because I still think it's very funny.
Those were the days. Now the CEO says he wouldn't even feed this poor people slop to his dogs.No shit. It's people food, you idiot.
February 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
How is Nick Fuentes still... Ughh
February 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I like history. Do you like history? What's your favorite history thing? 😊 The more obscure the better.
February 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Is Kristi Noem seriously thinking about running for president? I wanna see that. That looks like it'll be pretty funny.
February 15, 2026 at 1:09 AM
When people say the Middle East will always be a warzone because they've been doing that for thousands of years, I would just like to remind them that:

1. No more than Europe
2. The Crusades?????
3. Do you know nothing of the 19th century?

This is all Queen Victoria's fault. (Not really, but...)
February 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Usually when someone says anything is mentioned 1,000,000 times, it's usually hyperbole.

Now this is a situation I don't think anyone would write because it sounds too made up.
February 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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was thinking about this again today and just laughing like crazy
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
My favorite podcast of all time is Behind the Bastards. That doesn't really mean anything because it's the only podcast.
February 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I find myself revisiting a lot of books from my school days. One that I had to go back and re-read was, "A Clockwork Orange" because we were basically learning the slang with the teacher.
If you hated that book in your school days, it is quite possible it was poorly taught or wildly inappropriate to the experience of a teen.
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I fried a rice. 😊
February 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Have y'all heard of the Muppet Joker?! It's very funny.
Into The Muppet Joker's Twisted Mind
YouTube video by STRANGE ÆONS
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Yo! The ComicsExplained guy thinks the Nazis have valid opinions. He's arguably the biggest comics content creator on YouTube AND he's Black. That's disappointing.
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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I think Gavin Newsom having a podcast should be immediately disqualifying as a presidential candidate.
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
As a lazy boi. I'm very happy a bowl of steamed rice is like $4 and a 10 minute ride. I say all that to say I'm gonna make chicken fried rice.
February 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
They say you shouldn't wish death on anybody, but those people are fucking idiots and you don't need that kind of stupid in this day and age.
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 AM
So the government is trying to instigate a white woman civil war. Internet Moms vs The AWFULs. I wonder if any lessons are gonna be learned. I'm betting the wrong ones. 🫤
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I think purity tests are more important than ever right about now. Just saying "vote Blue" is very close to saying "well the leopards won't eat my face". They are all face eating leopards, my droogs. Please don't let desperation affect choices like these.
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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some people make me so viscerally angry i want to peel my own skin off
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I think by this point the term "American Democracy" is a fucking joke. It doesn't look like it actually gives the people power which is literally what the fucking word means. Why are we talking about saving THAT and not talking about maybe trying something different?
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 AM
My favorite Batman so far is Absolute Batman. The whole Absolute universe is really good.
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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The system was designed for the Olympian Council. A committee made up of 300 powerful men.

So why do we need to preserve it? Only the wealthy understand that rules are a suggestion. Because the system they created is to make us the obedient workers.

Decolonize your mind. It’s the first step.
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Of the religions: Zoroastrianism is my favorite monotheistic one.
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Fourthly. When they were presented with better information to solve their problem, they didn't fire the expert and double down on what they'd been doing or refuse to even try because there was no money in it. Well, Brawndo might have gotten pissed, but they have President Camacho.
I just wanna say that this isn't Idiocracy. Firstly because President Camacho would never. Secondly that movie is set 500 years from now. We're already pretty close to as stupid as they are. We're not gonna make it 500 years like this, bucko.
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM