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james f. bread⁴ 🍞
@jimpixelbeard.bsky.social
I'm easily distracted with bread.
🥳🥳🥳🥳

aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer.
i'm basically a heretic. neurospicy af.
chief petty chaos goblin. 🥺

only take, like 20% of what I say seriously.
please no DM's 🤗
Oh, how I would love to drive an EV if it was this lil guy.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I have been blurting out "smokin on Top 5. Nigga, burn that laptop. Burn that hard drive." for like three days now and I see no end in sight.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My favorite day is Thursday. I don't have a reason for it. It's unclear if I ever did, but I've always liked Thursdays.
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Bad news: I showed up to work seven hours too early.

Silver lining: I can go to HMart on the way home later. 😊
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I want poutine.
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'm gonna be completely honest with you all. I don't know how magnets work. I could learn, but hasn't this world taken enough of my innocence?
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Me too. That's how I get the burps out.
i like, sometimes, after a meal, i'll give my tum tum a little slappity slap
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Looks like redlining is coming back if it ever even really left.
www.reuters.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The worst people took the worst messages from science fiction..
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I can only sit down and actually play video games for like an hour, two hours max, but I will watch someone play a video game really well for way too long.
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Do you guys wanna join my nascent medicine gang when I get it started. I don't know what kind of mischief we're gonna get into, but our mascot is going to be a rubber duck. Unless someone proposes a cooler/sillier bird.
They're gonna be blowing up more drug boats, but the drugs are gonna be medicines people need to not die. People are gonna start getting felonies for possession of insulin. There's gonna be new gangs, y'all! So that'll be fun. 🫠
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
They're gonna be blowing up more drug boats, but the drugs are gonna be medicines people need to not die. People are gonna start getting felonies for possession of insulin. There's gonna be new gangs, y'all! So that'll be fun. 🫠
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I'm so glad we learned valuable lessons and we never had any wars ever again. It's been pretty cool.
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
If they got money for the big fucking rallies and bus tours they might as well use that money to feed people because they're really just wasting our time and our money.
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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We have to get wealthy people out of elected office.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Fuck Nancy Pelosi.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
When I was a kid shrimp was like the height of fancy food. That was rich people food to me. As an adult; it turns out I wasn't completely wrong. But god damn, do I love me some shrimps.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Goon a movie:

40 Year Old Goon
Goon a movie:

The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Fuck this corrupt regime. 🤬🤬🤬
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Vote every single one of them out
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The Democrats can not be trusted. We need to work on a plan to replace the ranks.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
White people are like, 10% of the world population and no one kills more white people than white people and that doesn't scream "best humans ever" to me.
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Don't worry, guys! It can only good happen.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I hope you guys know how fucking stupid you sound begging for a military coup.
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Now that I've quit drinking I could feasibly learn to fly a plane. Now that I quit drinking I think that's a horrible idea, but because I'm still a crazy person I'm probably still gonna do it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM