gnocchi dokey
@gnocchidokey.bsky.social
Math teacher, anti-racist, friend to animals. Officially elsewhere. Nowhere near my original coordinates. She or they preferred.
Oh & as a Jew whose great-grands fled Germany before WW2: Israel's actions are genocide & the US is currently a fascist state.
Oh & as a Jew whose great-grands fled Germany before WW2: Israel's actions are genocide & the US is currently a fascist state.
the road to hell is paved with sponsored results
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
the road to hell is paved with sponsored results
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my local grocery (acme markets fyi) started putting the price of a product if you have the app and just NOT LISTING the regular price
i stopped going there
i stopped going there
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
my local grocery (acme markets fyi) started putting the price of a product if you have the app and just NOT LISTING the regular price
i stopped going there
i stopped going there
my local grocery (acme markets fyi) started putting the price of a product if you have the app and just NOT LISTING the regular price
i stopped going there
i stopped going there
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
my local grocery (acme markets fyi) started putting the price of a product if you have the app and just NOT LISTING the regular price
i stopped going there
i stopped going there
i have a gray cat now for the first time in my life and she is ADORABLE
look at this cutie pie in her lil donut
look at this cutie pie in her lil donut
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
i have a gray cat now for the first time in my life and she is ADORABLE
look at this cutie pie in her lil donut
look at this cutie pie in her lil donut
the post was saying it's inconsiderate for reasons including what if it's a service dog (although i was mostly being facetious)
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
the post was saying it's inconsiderate for reasons including what if it's a service dog (although i was mostly being facetious)
that is nara smith level, damn. i'm impressed
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
that is nara smith level, damn. i'm impressed
this is about 90% of why i love tng
people are still dumb sometimes. but like, most of the time? they are fairly sensible! it's incredible
people are still dumb sometimes. but like, most of the time? they are fairly sensible! it's incredible
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
this is about 90% of why i love tng
people are still dumb sometimes. but like, most of the time? they are fairly sensible! it's incredible
people are still dumb sometimes. but like, most of the time? they are fairly sensible! it's incredible
scam is a kind word for it
he basically made another holocaust
he basically made another holocaust
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
scam is a kind word for it
he basically made another holocaust
he basically made another holocaust
DAMN that's a good girl
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
DAMN that's a good girl
not sure i'd recommend it overall but the riddler and the penguin are truly a joy to watch, they really steal the show
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
not sure i'd recommend it overall but the riddler and the penguin are truly a joy to watch, they really steal the show
have you been watching the show gotham? because when the name zooms toward the screen and "got" goes left while "ham" goes right it is INESCAPABLE
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
have you been watching the show gotham? because when the name zooms toward the screen and "got" goes left while "ham" goes right it is INESCAPABLE
yeah, i was devastated to discover that they do not rhyme in italian... at least they rhyme in english?
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
yeah, i was devastated to discover that they do not rhyme in italian... at least they rhyme in english?
that's usin your noodle!
one of my favorite reddit stories was about a guy on a bus who realized he had to fart, so he hid it by timing it to the beat of the music... then looked around in horror to realize the music was only coming from his headphones
one of my favorite reddit stories was about a guy on a bus who realized he had to fart, so he hid it by timing it to the beat of the music... then looked around in horror to realize the music was only coming from his headphones
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
that's usin your noodle!
one of my favorite reddit stories was about a guy on a bus who realized he had to fart, so he hid it by timing it to the beat of the music... then looked around in horror to realize the music was only coming from his headphones
one of my favorite reddit stories was about a guy on a bus who realized he had to fart, so he hid it by timing it to the beat of the music... then looked around in horror to realize the music was only coming from his headphones
i mean in theory a waggle could be a unit of distance, but it's much more likely/ i'm pretty sure a waggle is a unit of time, telling a bee how long to fly at a standard speed
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i mean in theory a waggle could be a unit of distance, but it's much more likely/ i'm pretty sure a waggle is a unit of time, telling a bee how long to fly at a standard speed
trump, musk and rfk already rank among history's worst monsters in terms of sheer numbers
although some of the blame must go to a social order that creates a class of wealthy and powerful individuals and then systemically eradicates their empathy, i feel
although some of the blame must go to a social order that creates a class of wealthy and powerful individuals and then systemically eradicates their empathy, i feel
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
trump, musk and rfk already rank among history's worst monsters in terms of sheer numbers
although some of the blame must go to a social order that creates a class of wealthy and powerful individuals and then systemically eradicates their empathy, i feel
although some of the blame must go to a social order that creates a class of wealthy and powerful individuals and then systemically eradicates their empathy, i feel
i'm sorry. that sounds like torture.
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i'm sorry. that sounds like torture.
solution: relax and change the pace with the futurama holiday spectacular!
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
solution: relax and change the pace with the futurama holiday spectacular!