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Glenn Foley
@glennandpaper.bsky.social
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Cartoonist, beer salesman, pocket-sized punk goblin.
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
a quick comic about jesus
a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The first panel shows Jesus standing on a bombed-out street. Several drones are flying into the distance. Jesu says, “do unto others as you would have them d” the text is partially obscured by an american bomb. the remaining panels are blank. a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born American” is added in red. In the first panel, Jesus with a hamburger is standing on a city street. He says, “do unto others as you would have them do unt-“ he is cut off as four operatives with guns and mismatched tactical gear tackle him. One tells, “DOWN ON THe GROUND ASSHOLE!!!” A drone circled overhead and an unmarked van pulls up. “STOP RESISTING” one of the masked men yells at Jesu who is already on the ground with his hands behind his back. More men, drones, and vans arrive. Finally, the scene is mostly obscured by vans and masked men jumping out of them. From back where Jesu was being held, multiple gunshots ring out. a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born AS A WHITE American” is added in red. Jesu stands on the city street with a burger. “Do unto— uh—“ he says. He sits on the burb and eats th burger hurriedly. “Shit, need to finish this before my next shift.” he also has a cigarette and is distracted looking at an assortment of things on his phone. He gets up and heads inside the building. “I shouldn’t have bought that burger now how am I going to pay rent” a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born as a RICH white American” has been added in red. Jesus, shaved and in a suit but still with a burger, stands by the window inside of a skyscraper. “do…” he says, “…you ever feel like you’ve changed so much about yourself in pursuit of wealth that you’ve lost what makes ‘you’ you?” He sighs and looks out the window while eating the burger. From behind him, someone says, “Mr. Christ your private helicopter to rich pedophile island has arrived.” “Ok,” says Jesus. He is gone in the final panel and a helicopter is flying away in the background. He appears to have smeared the remains of his burger on the window before leaving.
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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nyazsche.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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misterabk.bsky.social
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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smilingnodding.bsky.social
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great

*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess

DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?

VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject

The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
glennandpaper.bsky.social
Finally cut the cord with spotify. The old wisdom of da share zone “If shit sucks hit da bricks” rings true.

Twitter, Netflix, Spotify - any enshittified service benefits from me as a user being too lazy to fuck off.

Feels good to walk away, eat shit Spotify you comically evil AI slop mill
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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wafflecut.bsky.social
Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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markpopham.bsky.social
imagining a french person saying "j.g. wentworth." Ahhhhh..... thats the stuff....
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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planetoffinks.bsky.social
555-COME-ON-NOW

youtu.be/fMfEfANEfNA?...
October 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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natepatrin.bsky.social
things bullets say
brocktoon.bsky.social Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · Oct 13
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
glennandpaper.bsky.social
Let it be known @rogueprintco.bsky.social is an absolute diamond and NOT banned from local libraries for lewd behaviour no matter what rumours you may have heard.

Thank you so much for this, the original was very precious to me and I’m so glad to have a replacement (the badges are a sweet bonus!)
A black coffee mug featuring Becky Cloonan’s “know your skulls” design. Resting against the mug are two pin badges of a Manticore and Becky Cloonan’s name in the Black Sabbath font. The mug is a replacement for a broken mug in the quoted skeet
October 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
glennandpaper.bsky.social
I’ve just experienced a tragedy during my coffee break 😭

Farewell my faithful caffeine carrying companion, I’ll hold onto hope that one day you’ll be reincarnated when @rogueprintco.bsky.social & @beckycloonan.bsky.social do another merch drop!
A hand holding several shattered pieces of a black coffee mug featuring the artwork “Know Your Skulls” by artist Becky Cloonan
October 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him
September 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
He absolutely LOVES the #WorldBollardAssociation
July 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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centuriichan.bsky.social
the first conspiracy.
May 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
glennandpaper.bsky.social
Is Laura Stevenson here? Can i holler at her that every piece of art she has put into the world - be it Sit Resist, Wheel, Big Freeze, ALL OF IT - is beautiful and ultimately making earth a better place?

Agggggggghh!
May 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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saramchenry.bsky.social
a while back I wasn’t feeling well and Tom came out of a meeting to find me dead asleep in front of the Heat shootout at full volume. any movie is a comfort movie if you’ve seen it enough times
jesseraub.bsky.social Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · Nov 24
that’s right
the olives meme straight from the jar but instead it’s watch 2 hours of Heat
January 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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soengery.bsky.social
Disco!
A drawing of Kim and Harry from disco elysium. Harry isn't doin' well at ALL.
October 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
glennandpaper.bsky.social
For the interest of @ironspike.bsky.social.

It seems the mastermind behind the Glasgow Wonka Wonderland has some prior with AI content and shady operations.

How did the viral Willy Wonka experience go so wrong? www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scot...
How did the viral Willy Wonka experience go so wrong?
It was billed as "the place where chocolate dreams become reality" but became a worldwide sensation when the reality emerged.
www.bbc.co.uk
March 2, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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leftatlondon.com
Alright bad news guys this toshiba universal remote did NOT have a flared base & now whenever i sneeze my TV volume goes up
February 19, 2024 at 5:44 PM
glennandpaper.bsky.social
Done been drawing
October 25, 2023 at 10:49 PM
glennandpaper.bsky.social
Managed to break out of a creative funk and draw something I like the look of today
October 22, 2023 at 11:29 PM
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winterk.bsky.social
You couldn't make The Simpsons in this day and age. You would have to call it Transgender Show.
October 7, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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merrittk.com
October 3, 2023 at 9:40 PM