Glädjeflickan
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Fucking great. That thing in the forest knows my name now and keeps saying in the voice of my mother.
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Fucking great. That thing in the forest knows my name now and keeps saying in the voice of my mother.
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The coldest known temperature is room-temperature coffee when you expect it to be hot
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The coldest known temperature is room-temperature coffee when you expect it to be hot
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A small thing: maybe a sound effect for sunrises/moonrises & sunsets/moonsets? Off the top of my head it could sound like when a sword is drawn or sheathed?
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A small thing: maybe a sound effect for sunrises/moonrises & sunsets/moonsets? Off the top of my head it could sound like when a sword is drawn or sheathed?
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Well that explains it
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Well that explains it
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1) melatonin
2) breathing exercises
3) white noise machine
4) fan on
5) pajamas
6) special pillow
7) 90 minutes of screen time
2) breathing exercises
3) white noise machine
4) fan on
5) pajamas
6) special pillow
7) 90 minutes of screen time
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
1) melatonin
2) breathing exercises
3) white noise machine
4) fan on
5) pajamas
6) special pillow
7) 90 minutes of screen time
2) breathing exercises
3) white noise machine
4) fan on
5) pajamas
6) special pillow
7) 90 minutes of screen time
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Kristerson
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Kristerson
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Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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Let me be clear, in a wild goose chase scenario you would not be chasing the goose
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Let me be clear, in a wild goose chase scenario you would not be chasing the goose
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He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's throwing it away because he's sure he's retained it all this time. Wait, Now he's rifling through the trash because he just needs to double check real quick. Deep breath. Okay he’s fine now. He’s got it. Wait, now he's back at the trash can again and…
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's throwing it away because he's sure he's retained it all this time. Wait, Now he's rifling through the trash because he just needs to double check real quick. Deep breath. Okay he’s fine now. He’s got it. Wait, now he's back at the trash can again and…
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
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A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!
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You didn’t have to hear anybody’s opinion about literally anything unless they were within slapping distance
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You didn’t have to hear anybody’s opinion about literally anything unless they were within slapping distance
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Me after jigsaw explains my saw game but it doesn’t involve any eye stuff
a group of basketball players are sitting in a row wearing red shirts with heat on them
ALT: a group of basketball players are sitting in a row wearing red shirts with heat on them
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me after jigsaw explains my saw game but it doesn’t involve any eye stuff
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
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I don’t mean to be dramatic but if I have to listen to the TV and also you browsing reels at the same time I will set this house on fire
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I don’t mean to be dramatic but if I have to listen to the TV and also you browsing reels at the same time I will set this house on fire
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"And that was Covid Rhesus Monkeys with their new EP, Escape From Tulane"
October 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
"And that was Covid Rhesus Monkeys with their new EP, Escape From Tulane"
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The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
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Skulle kolla upp ett skvaller igår och en i sällskapet frågade chat gpt istället för Flashback. We used to be a proper society.
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Skulle kolla upp ett skvaller igår och en i sällskapet frågade chat gpt istället för Flashback. We used to be a proper society.
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Saker politiker tycker man ska få hjälp med vs sak man inte ska få hjälp med
October 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Saker politiker tycker man ska få hjälp med vs sak man inte ska få hjälp med
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I think if the Fantastic Four were real we would mostly find them disgusting
October 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I think if the Fantastic Four were real we would mostly find them disgusting
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When I say I’m busy it might mean I have other plans with other people or it might mean I need time to be alone in my house and mutter to myself about the general state of things and they are the same amount of busy
October 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When I say I’m busy it might mean I have other plans with other people or it might mean I need time to be alone in my house and mutter to myself about the general state of things and they are the same amount of busy
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Hey in most cases this is not what we’re stressed about right now
October 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hey in most cases this is not what we’re stressed about right now
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How many times do you hit snooze should be a required field on all dating profiles
October 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
How many times do you hit snooze should be a required field on all dating profiles