Claire
@gingerywilson.bsky.social
ONTD deep-diver, rarely (quibi, bin bons, other bullshit)
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
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If I gave you 1,000,000 guesses, there is a 0% chance you would guess what this is in response to. Please click on this and scroll up to the first post. I'm begging you.
No, it is political violence. It’s literally in the play book on how to start a civil war
February 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If I gave you 1,000,000 guesses, there is a 0% chance you would guess what this is in response to. Please click on this and scroll up to the first post. I'm begging you.
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Goblin mode activated. Ca. 17th century. www.christies.com/lot/lot-4563...
January 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Goblin mode activated. Ca. 17th century. www.christies.com/lot/lot-4563...
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
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Canadian man tempted to support annexation just to watch Americans try to deal with Quebec
Canadian man tempted to support annexation just to watch Americans try to deal with Quebec
OTTAWA – Local man Matthew Kearns has admitted that, despite despising Trump and wanting Canada to remain independent, it would almost be worth becoming the 51st state just to watch American politicia...
thebeaverton.com
December 19, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Canadian man tempted to support annexation just to watch Americans try to deal with Quebec
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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM
GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
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Animal Crossing Update Adds Seasonal Depression
Animal Crossing Update Adds Seasonal Depression
Nintendo announced that a forthcoming update for their hit title Animal Crossing: New Horizons would finally add seasonal affective disorder to the game.
hard-drive.net
October 11, 2023 at 12:37 PM
Animal Crossing Update Adds Seasonal Depression
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it’s booty frieday ur welcome
September 22, 2023 at 5:33 PM
it’s booty frieday ur welcome
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If Elon Musk kills a bunch of his own fans with a brain implant I will have to begrudgingly give him credit for actually doing something funny for once
September 20, 2023 at 7:38 PM
If Elon Musk kills a bunch of his own fans with a brain implant I will have to begrudgingly give him credit for actually doing something funny for once
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if conservatives think john fetterman is a clone cuz they keep seeing people who have almost the same exact physical characteristics except for slight variations in each of their faces, its gna blow their minds when they see a sorority at a primarily white school.
September 20, 2023 at 8:20 AM
if conservatives think john fetterman is a clone cuz they keep seeing people who have almost the same exact physical characteristics except for slight variations in each of their faces, its gna blow their minds when they see a sorority at a primarily white school.
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This is actually happening in our schools. Most parents don't realize this.
September 9, 2023 at 9:11 PM
This is actually happening in our schools. Most parents don't realize this.
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TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Honey Glazed Babydoot
2. Angel Bimp
3. Curiosity Rover
4. Legendary Porch Gremlin
5. Eastern Dreamy Peanut
6. Kevin
7. Loaf+ (subscription only)
8. Detective Nosey Primbus
9. Creeper SURPRISE
10. Humble Trashlord
1. Honey Glazed Babydoot
2. Angel Bimp
3. Curiosity Rover
4. Legendary Porch Gremlin
5. Eastern Dreamy Peanut
6. Kevin
7. Loaf+ (subscription only)
8. Detective Nosey Primbus
9. Creeper SURPRISE
10. Humble Trashlord
September 8, 2023 at 1:19 AM
TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Honey Glazed Babydoot
2. Angel Bimp
3. Curiosity Rover
4. Legendary Porch Gremlin
5. Eastern Dreamy Peanut
6. Kevin
7. Loaf+ (subscription only)
8. Detective Nosey Primbus
9. Creeper SURPRISE
10. Humble Trashlord
1. Honey Glazed Babydoot
2. Angel Bimp
3. Curiosity Rover
4. Legendary Porch Gremlin
5. Eastern Dreamy Peanut
6. Kevin
7. Loaf+ (subscription only)
8. Detective Nosey Primbus
9. Creeper SURPRISE
10. Humble Trashlord
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“im a lot like patrick bateman” -a man who, if you told him that he misunderstood that movie, would get really mad & then leave in a huff.
August 29, 2023 at 11:44 AM
“im a lot like patrick bateman” -a man who, if you told him that he misunderstood that movie, would get really mad & then leave in a huff.
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banned from gardening forum for saying "it was me" every time someone posted and said "help, something is eating my tomatoes"
July 9, 2023 at 9:39 PM
banned from gardening forum for saying "it was me" every time someone posted and said "help, something is eating my tomatoes"
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It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.
August 18, 2023 at 7:43 PM
It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.
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Are they…you know…a friend of Blåhaj?
August 15, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Are they…you know…a friend of Blåhaj?
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Chub snugs. 💕 1963. https://collection.sl.nsw.gov.au/digital/GyoOG36Pd2M45
August 11, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Chub snugs. 💕 1963. https://collection.sl.nsw.gov.au/digital/GyoOG36Pd2M45
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philosophy used to be shit like “to the tree, a branch that bears no fruit is still just as useful as it’s other branches.” somewhere along the way tho, new philosophers were like “fuck the world. death is pointless, ergo life is pointless. im cheating on my wife.” idk why but i blame thomas edison.
August 10, 2023 at 7:41 PM
philosophy used to be shit like “to the tree, a branch that bears no fruit is still just as useful as it’s other branches.” somewhere along the way tho, new philosophers were like “fuck the world. death is pointless, ergo life is pointless. im cheating on my wife.” idk why but i blame thomas edison.
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we need to talk about how taylor swift has had trillions of fans that have only recently emerged like cicadas whats going on here
August 10, 2023 at 4:12 AM
we need to talk about how taylor swift has had trillions of fans that have only recently emerged like cicadas whats going on here
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if carbo hydrate why bread dry
August 8, 2023 at 3:51 PM
if carbo hydrate why bread dry
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President Biden Signs Executive Order to Map the A and B Buttons to Same Place on All Controllers
President Biden Signs Executive Order to Map the A and B Buttons to Same Place on All Controllers
President Biden has signed a new executive order requiring all video game companies to map the A and B buttons the same way on their controllers.
hard-drive.net
August 8, 2023 at 1:02 AM
President Biden Signs Executive Order to Map the A and B Buttons to Same Place on All Controllers
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ME: I said what’s the score
MY BODY: ok promise you won’t be mad
MY BODY: ok promise you won’t be mad
August 8, 2023 at 2:38 PM
ME: I said what’s the score
MY BODY: ok promise you won’t be mad
MY BODY: ok promise you won’t be mad