FUNly Imbursed Individual
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i never post bcz i once vivdly dreamed about an angry fat man approaching me with a hatchet because of a bad post i made
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Sun Ra 2026 New Year Arkestra
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Sun Ra 2026 New Year Arkestra
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
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Wait till you read how he was fucking hired
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Wait till you read how he was fucking hired
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wtf did hoobastank do to make them deserve an "ah" and an "!" from the "ai". stop doing fake nostalgia. it's not alive
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
wtf did hoobastank do to make them deserve an "ah" and an "!" from the "ai". stop doing fake nostalgia. it's not alive
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Two geniuses fighting
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Two geniuses fighting
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The ancient serpent. Man never quite managed dominion over him, did he?
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The ancient serpent. Man never quite managed dominion over him, did he?
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I think this reply may have placed the curse on me that put me in hospital
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I think this reply may have placed the curse on me that put me in hospital
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Allow it bruv
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Allow it bruv
I understand that the algorithm here is meant to be lighter on the dopamine, but seeing "That's everything!" on a social media site after scrolling about 50 posts gives me a feeling of dread like looking at the exact time and date of my death
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I understand that the algorithm here is meant to be lighter on the dopamine, but seeing "That's everything!" on a social media site after scrolling about 50 posts gives me a feeling of dread like looking at the exact time and date of my death
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Coworker spelled it “Ruscle Crow”
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Coworker spelled it “Ruscle Crow”
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If I was a homicide detective any time there was a dead bald guy I would say looks like someone ate his hair too. It’s a sick world
October 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If I was a homicide detective any time there was a dead bald guy I would say looks like someone ate his hair too. It’s a sick world
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Me (entering building): ok, three potentially hostile males.. two potentially hostile females.. exit is behind me, stairs look defensib—
*fat guy i didnt see walks in front of me and farts in my face and i fall to the ground and start throwing up *
*fat guy i didnt see walks in front of me and farts in my face and i fall to the ground and start throwing up *
September 27, 2023 at 5:25 AM
Me (entering building): ok, three potentially hostile males.. two potentially hostile females.. exit is behind me, stairs look defensib—
*fat guy i didnt see walks in front of me and farts in my face and i fall to the ground and start throwing up *
*fat guy i didnt see walks in front of me and farts in my face and i fall to the ground and start throwing up *
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This would’ve genuinely saved America
October 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
This would’ve genuinely saved America
Grimly medicating with marijuana on the toilet for my Crohn's Disease.
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Grimly medicating with marijuana on the toilet for my Crohn's Disease.
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My prediction of what "The Smashing Machine" will be like:
The Rock: My whole life... I wanted to be strong... But you... Make me weak...
The Rock: I DID THIS FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
79% on rotten tomatoes, Oscar buzz but ultimately no noms
The Rock: My whole life... I wanted to be strong... But you... Make me weak...
The Rock: I DID THIS FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
79% on rotten tomatoes, Oscar buzz but ultimately no noms
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My prediction of what "The Smashing Machine" will be like:
The Rock: My whole life... I wanted to be strong... But you... Make me weak...
The Rock: I DID THIS FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
79% on rotten tomatoes, Oscar buzz but ultimately no noms
The Rock: My whole life... I wanted to be strong... But you... Make me weak...
The Rock: I DID THIS FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
79% on rotten tomatoes, Oscar buzz but ultimately no noms
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This is one of the most euphonious headlines I’ve ever read.
September 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is one of the most euphonious headlines I’ve ever read.
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here's a little walking around monkey
September 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
here's a little walking around monkey