steinkern
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Tried Little Caesars Pizza for the first time due to product placement. Below average by chain pizza standards but still edible
January 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Tried Little Caesars Pizza for the first time due to product placement. Below average by chain pizza standards but still edible
Cowboy Bebop really had me saying all kinds of mystical bullshit to other teenagers because I thought it was cool and mysterious
January 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Cowboy Bebop really had me saying all kinds of mystical bullshit to other teenagers because I thought it was cool and mysterious
Atovaquone would be a beautiful name for a girl
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Atovaquone would be a beautiful name for a girl
Plan is to rip out the rotten particle board and hit the floorboards underneath with various chemical weapons
January 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Plan is to rip out the rotten particle board and hit the floorboards underneath with various chemical weapons
“Tell me about yourself” I am timeless, and I was born yesterday. I am not the memories, attitudes and faculties we identify with the mind. I am the observer, same as I ever was. This will happen again, as it has before.
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
“Tell me about yourself” I am timeless, and I was born yesterday. I am not the memories, attitudes and faculties we identify with the mind. I am the observer, same as I ever was. This will happen again, as it has before.
Did two separate residency interviews plus a meet and greet yesterday and could actually feel my soul leaving my body
January 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Did two separate residency interviews plus a meet and greet yesterday and could actually feel my soul leaving my body
Yeah there’s a hole in the wall behind the dryer that they use to get in there. We call it the “secret tunnel”. Also there’s a way to get outdoors from the crawlspace or vice versa
January 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Yeah there’s a hole in the wall behind the dryer that they use to get in there. We call it the “secret tunnel”. Also there’s a way to get outdoors from the crawlspace or vice versa
Sometimes I go in my crawlspace and see the cat lurking there like a goblin
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Sometimes I go in my crawlspace and see the cat lurking there like a goblin
Is there still a scifi book club on here or did that die with twitter
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Is there still a scifi book club on here or did that die with twitter
Cleaving off the hose faucet while moving someone else’s SUV and then spelunking through the crawlspace past mummified rodents to run a new CPVC line outdoors. That’s the true meaning of the holidays
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Cleaving off the hose faucet while moving someone else’s SUV and then spelunking through the crawlspace past mummified rodents to run a new CPVC line outdoors. That’s the true meaning of the holidays
Interview fatigue setting in for real now. Good thing they can’t smell you over zoom
January 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Interview fatigue setting in for real now. Good thing they can’t smell you over zoom
To be clear this graphic is from some other blog
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
To be clear this graphic is from some other blog
lol yeah apparently. This is a real data viz technique believe it or not. The idea was that people are good at processing facial info. Doesn’t really work like that unfortunately. Found it in the footnotes to Peter Watts’ Blindsight (in his novel, a vampire uses screaming faces for data viz)
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
lol yeah apparently. This is a real data viz technique believe it or not. The idea was that people are good at processing facial info. Doesn’t really work like that unfortunately. Found it in the footnotes to Peter Watts’ Blindsight (in his novel, a vampire uses screaming faces for data viz)
Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) by Billy Joel, contrary to popular belief, is not about escaping the rat race. It’s about the absurd real estate prices in north Jersey
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) by Billy Joel, contrary to popular belief, is not about escaping the rat race. It’s about the absurd real estate prices in north Jersey
Having fun imagining a NYT Cooking & Games subscriber who views Basic subscribers as the unwashed masses
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Having fun imagining a NYT Cooking & Games subscriber who views Basic subscribers as the unwashed masses
(brandishing handgun) operationalize consciousness right fucking now
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
(brandishing handgun) operationalize consciousness right fucking now
Kinda fucked up how everything predicted by Peter Watts’ Blindsight is coming true www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/m...
In Ukraine, a New Arsenal of Killer A.I. Drones Is Being Born
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Kinda fucked up how everything predicted by Peter Watts’ Blindsight is coming true www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/m...
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What happened to your spirit of free inquiry?
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
What happened to your spirit of free inquiry?
that wasn’t very Montessori of you bro
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
that wasn’t very Montessori of you bro
You approach skeleton in a spacesuit on a derelict ship. A message flashes on the navigation display:
“To avoid losing access to your account or other resources, this is a friendly reminder to complete the email security training module that was assigned to you 90 years ago…”
“To avoid losing access to your account or other resources, this is a friendly reminder to complete the email security training module that was assigned to you 90 years ago…”
January 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You approach skeleton in a spacesuit on a derelict ship. A message flashes on the navigation display:
“To avoid losing access to your account or other resources, this is a friendly reminder to complete the email security training module that was assigned to you 90 years ago…”
“To avoid losing access to your account or other resources, this is a friendly reminder to complete the email security training module that was assigned to you 90 years ago…”