Corny Horndog
@geemo.bsky.social
Winged dog, ACAB, BLM, engineer, scrungler
Profanity and humidity
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Beer Cheese Special Administrative Region, USA
No minors, do not interact 🔞
Profanity and humidity
∍⧽⧼∊
Beer Cheese Special Administrative Region, USA
No minors, do not interact 🔞
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[conspirators AU]
post-mortem 💄
post-mortem 💄
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
[conspirators AU]
post-mortem 💄
post-mortem 💄
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Imagine 8 years on thinking you got away with it and then BAM
8 years later and this group is still exposing attendees of the deadly Unite The Right nazi rally.
James Ellinger is a Three Percent Miltia member from Staunton, VA. He attended Unite the Right. #JamesEllingerUTR
🔥 #IgniteTheRight
🔥 #IgniteTheRight
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Imagine 8 years on thinking you got away with it and then BAM
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have limu emu and doug explored each others bodies
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
have limu emu and doug explored each others bodies
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An Opinionated Guide To Restaurants At Midwest FurFest
It's time for an update of Duncan's completely biased and occasionally snarky overview of eating options around Midwest FurFest!
wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/20...
It's time for an update of Duncan's completely biased and occasionally snarky overview of eating options around Midwest FurFest!
wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/20...
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
An Opinionated Guide To Restaurants At Midwest FurFest
It's time for an update of Duncan's completely biased and occasionally snarky overview of eating options around Midwest FurFest!
wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/20...
It's time for an update of Duncan's completely biased and occasionally snarky overview of eating options around Midwest FurFest!
wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/20...
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Born too late for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, too early for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, but just in time for a bill clinton blowjob scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Born too late for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, too early for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, but just in time for a bill clinton blowjob scandal
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WOP WOP WOP WOP
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
WOP WOP WOP WOP
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always thinking of you, ya freaks
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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![[photo of Rutabaga, a big tortoiseshell cat next to a 16" Surface Laptop, on the floor]
Rutabaga has her kitty music back, with much better fidelity
5:00 PM
Listening to Vivaldi having 4 seasons
5:01 PM
When I plugged it in she came over, reached out her paws and started pressing keys
5:02 PM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:o7kc3e22v7cxms67f4gbpryi/bafkreia32rzbavmrefqenydd2k3yayhnvkg7ir6qtxhaqrsmzocu336r4a@jpeg)
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Nein! In this house, we never joke about the fate of the furry rizz-god!
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Nein! In this house, we never joke about the fate of the furry rizz-god!
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were so fucking back guys
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
were so fucking back guys
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🎶 Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
35 years ago Depeche Mode predicted a ChatGPT Jesus phone app.
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
35 years ago Depeche Mode predicted a ChatGPT Jesus phone app.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
🎶 Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
35 years ago Depeche Mode predicted a ChatGPT Jesus phone app.
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
35 years ago Depeche Mode predicted a ChatGPT Jesus phone app.
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This is my ideal voice for Cheryl. Since she is a Midwestern kangaroo, she definitely would talk just like this.
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is my ideal voice for Cheryl. Since she is a Midwestern kangaroo, she definitely would talk just like this.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Now that's what I call a San Diego Low Price
honestly, the audacity of this sign
honestly, the audacity of this sign
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Now that's what I call a San Diego Low Price
honestly, the audacity of this sign
honestly, the audacity of this sign
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Now they've banned Patton Oswalt for this pattonoswalt.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Now they've banned Patton Oswalt for this pattonoswalt.bsky.social
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I’m sorry what the fuck is this advert I just got
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’m sorry what the fuck is this advert I just got
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there's part of me that would love to have the t-800 skoilet just to see the look on guests' faces when they came out of the bathroom
Finally, a toilet paper roll powerful enough to accompany my silver gloss wall-mounted illuminated T-800 Skoilet
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
there's part of me that would love to have the t-800 skoilet just to see the look on guests' faces when they came out of the bathroom
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I am taking MFF delivery magnet and pin commissions! They are $80 each, please message me on Telegram if you are interested!
Telegram: Spainimation
Telegram: Spainimation
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I am taking MFF delivery magnet and pin commissions! They are $80 each, please message me on Telegram if you are interested!
Telegram: Spainimation
Telegram: Spainimation