Corn Flex
@glimmerstomp.bsky.social
Big Xennial rainbronicorn, dracobold, noirceratops, chonkderg, macrolverine. Loves 🎬, history, 🏋, 🦎, math, puzzles, comp. sci., TTRPGs. PFPs @polarcartoons.bsky.social, @shibadoodles.bsky.social. ❤️🧡💛🦄🐊💚💙💜 @korboryn.bsky.social
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#Pinks #ProudBlue
I’m so glad this idiot gave her Nobel Peace Prize to trump. Neither of them deserve it and now neither of them has it.
www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...
I’m so glad this idiot gave her Nobel Peace Prize to trump. Neither of them deserve it and now neither of them has it.
www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...
Machado 'presented' her Nobel Peace Prize medal to Trump, both leaders confirm
Does that mean the prize is his now?
www.yahoo.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
#Pinks #ProudBlue
I’m so glad this idiot gave her Nobel Peace Prize to trump. Neither of them deserve it and now neither of them has it.
www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...
I’m so glad this idiot gave her Nobel Peace Prize to trump. Neither of them deserve it and now neither of them has it.
www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...
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Dragons would solve a lot of problems.
January 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Dragons would solve a lot of problems.
we're watching Season 5 of Slow Horses, and I never thought I'd want to see a Roddy Ho focused storyline but omg his actor is KILLING it (in the best way)
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
we're watching Season 5 of Slow Horses, and I never thought I'd want to see a Roddy Ho focused storyline but omg his actor is KILLING it (in the best way)
that "never wear anything on your head" rule in politics needs an exception for J.D.V., for whom any sort of headgear might help to counteract the Grimacing Dorky Child Sent Off To School In His First Big Boy Jacket look
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
that "never wear anything on your head" rule in politics needs an exception for J.D.V., for whom any sort of headgear might help to counteract the Grimacing Dorky Child Sent Off To School In His First Big Boy Jacket look
juxtaposition from The Guardian presented without comment
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
juxtaposition from The Guardian presented without comment
Mets make a big pitch to Kyle Tucker, who is currently running through the featureless void in which all baseball players spend the offseason
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Mets make a big pitch to Kyle Tucker, who is currently running through the featureless void in which all baseball players spend the offseason
mechanic: it's been 5000 miles so you should rotate your tires
me, a savvy consumer: what do you think they've been doing this whole time dumbass? just translating along while maintaining a fixed angular orientation?
me, a savvy consumer: what do you think they've been doing this whole time dumbass? just translating along while maintaining a fixed angular orientation?
January 14, 2026 at 7:15 PM
mechanic: it's been 5000 miles so you should rotate your tires
me, a savvy consumer: what do you think they've been doing this whole time dumbass? just translating along while maintaining a fixed angular orientation?
me, a savvy consumer: what do you think they've been doing this whole time dumbass? just translating along while maintaining a fixed angular orientation?
the dentist office receptionist was like "it'll be $45" and for some reason I had to stop myself from saying "can I pay in teeth?", as if that is a currency all dentists accept
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
the dentist office receptionist was like "it'll be $45" and for some reason I had to stop myself from saying "can I pay in teeth?", as if that is a currency all dentists accept
"I love it! But what do YOU think, weird second mouth that grew on my arm as a side effect -- and perhaps an inevitable price -- of this dark, eldritch procedure?"
👄: I LIKE IT TOO
👄: I LIKE IT TOO
January 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
"I love it! But what do YOU think, weird second mouth that grew on my arm as a side effect -- and perhaps an inevitable price -- of this dark, eldritch procedure?"
👄: I LIKE IT TOO
👄: I LIKE IT TOO
there was a fight scene in this noir with the limpest punch sounds I think I've ever heard. It sounded like they were shooting staples at each other
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
there was a fight scene in this noir with the limpest punch sounds I think I've ever heard. It sounded like they were shooting staples at each other
lines that would perhaps be more effective if not delivered from a chair immediately after getting beaten up and while in the world's weirdest sitting posture
January 14, 2026 at 4:38 AM
lines that would perhaps be more effective if not delivered from a chair immediately after getting beaten up and while in the world's weirdest sitting posture
New noir guy aesthetic: walk along, kitten on arm, talking about the untimely death of your paramour
January 14, 2026 at 4:22 AM
New noir guy aesthetic: walk along, kitten on arm, talking about the untimely death of your paramour
The noir auto-subtitler's favorite new thing over the past few months has been to interpret a lot of sounds as "Heat". Dan Duryea here just threw a corsage in anger and that somehow warranted four "Heat."s and a "[bell]"
January 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The noir auto-subtitler's favorite new thing over the past few months has been to interpret a lot of sounds as "Heat". Dan Duryea here just threw a corsage in anger and that somehow warranted four "Heat."s and a "[bell]"
I always follow the directions, and it feels nice, but it makes a mess and then of course I end up only eating the chicken part
January 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I always follow the directions, and it feels nice, but it makes a mess and then of course I end up only eating the chicken part
what an imagined blow for the world whenever we lose one of our mediocre dudes who imagines himself to be one of our great independent thinkers
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
what an imagined blow for the world whenever we lose one of our mediocre dudes who imagines himself to be one of our great independent thinkers
silent people in social deduction games get executed in, uh, the same way that widows living reclusively on the periphery of society were made convenient targets of community ire
better to spew out a constant stream of quasispeculation like a candidate in an oldschool software engineering interview
better to spew out a constant stream of quasispeculation like a candidate in an oldschool software engineering interview
January 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
silent people in social deduction games get executed in, uh, the same way that widows living reclusively on the periphery of society were made convenient targets of community ire
better to spew out a constant stream of quasispeculation like a candidate in an oldschool software engineering interview
better to spew out a constant stream of quasispeculation like a candidate in an oldschool software engineering interview
the worst thing you can possibly do in a social deduction game is not talk -- which is also the ultimate sin in These Times (unless you're doing a no-dialogue episode for your Emmy, in which case we find it startlingly fresh)
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
the worst thing you can possibly do in a social deduction game is not talk -- which is also the ultimate sin in These Times (unless you're doing a no-dialogue episode for your Emmy, in which case we find it startlingly fresh)
listening to a game of Blood on the Clocktower when you don't know the rules is like
"wait! but we have to factor in that there could be a Dickgoblin, which at the end of the game makes the losing team win and the winning team lose"
"yeah, but that's just what a Dickgoblin Cryer would say"
"wait! but we have to factor in that there could be a Dickgoblin, which at the end of the game makes the losing team win and the winning team lose"
"yeah, but that's just what a Dickgoblin Cryer would say"
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
listening to a game of Blood on the Clocktower when you don't know the rules is like
"wait! but we have to factor in that there could be a Dickgoblin, which at the end of the game makes the losing team win and the winning team lose"
"yeah, but that's just what a Dickgoblin Cryer would say"
"wait! but we have to factor in that there could be a Dickgoblin, which at the end of the game makes the losing team win and the winning team lose"
"yeah, but that's just what a Dickgoblin Cryer would say"
Announcer in my brain: ARE YOU READY
Psychiatrist: So you were saying you have an intrusive delusion that you're constantly being judged like in a rhythm game
*the outline of a couch -- my life bar for Psychmania Perfect Mix RX -- fills up halfway*
Announcer, Psychiatrist: LET'S REVEAL YOUR SOUL
Psychiatrist: So you were saying you have an intrusive delusion that you're constantly being judged like in a rhythm game
*the outline of a couch -- my life bar for Psychmania Perfect Mix RX -- fills up halfway*
Announcer, Psychiatrist: LET'S REVEAL YOUR SOUL
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Announcer in my brain: ARE YOU READY
Psychiatrist: So you were saying you have an intrusive delusion that you're constantly being judged like in a rhythm game
*the outline of a couch -- my life bar for Psychmania Perfect Mix RX -- fills up halfway*
Announcer, Psychiatrist: LET'S REVEAL YOUR SOUL
Psychiatrist: So you were saying you have an intrusive delusion that you're constantly being judged like in a rhythm game
*the outline of a couch -- my life bar for Psychmania Perfect Mix RX -- fills up halfway*
Announcer, Psychiatrist: LET'S REVEAL YOUR SOUL
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"BWUH!? TYPHON..? I think these numbers got HIGHER AGAIN!???"
Kicking off the New Gnoll Year as Captain's bounty got increased!
🎨 by: @manhh-bisrelated.bsky.social
HAPPY GNOLL YEAR!! 🍖🎆🎊
Husbando Shipwright Croco: @typhoncroc.bsky.social 🐊🏴☠️☠️
Kicking off the New Gnoll Year as Captain's bounty got increased!
🎨 by: @manhh-bisrelated.bsky.social
HAPPY GNOLL YEAR!! 🍖🎆🎊
Husbando Shipwright Croco: @typhoncroc.bsky.social 🐊🏴☠️☠️
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM
"BWUH!? TYPHON..? I think these numbers got HIGHER AGAIN!???"
Kicking off the New Gnoll Year as Captain's bounty got increased!
🎨 by: @manhh-bisrelated.bsky.social
HAPPY GNOLL YEAR!! 🍖🎆🎊
Husbando Shipwright Croco: @typhoncroc.bsky.social 🐊🏴☠️☠️
Kicking off the New Gnoll Year as Captain's bounty got increased!
🎨 by: @manhh-bisrelated.bsky.social
HAPPY GNOLL YEAR!! 🍖🎆🎊
Husbando Shipwright Croco: @typhoncroc.bsky.social 🐊🏴☠️☠️
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Dr. Myklos knew what was up even in 1992
January 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Dr. Myklos knew what was up even in 1992
sorry bro I only eat
January 11, 2026 at 3:09 AM
sorry bro I only eat