Corn Flex
@glimmerstomp.bsky.social
Big Xennial rainbronicorn, dracobold, noirceratops, chonkderg, macrolverine. Loves 🎬, history, 🏋, 🦎, math, puzzles, comp. sci., TTRPGs. PFPs @polarcartoons.bsky.social, @shibadoodles.bsky.social. ❤️🧡💛🦄🐊💚💙💜 @korboryn.bsky.social
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Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
Pluribus is so good. Among other things it's like at least three different well-executed metaphors
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Pluribus is so good. Among other things it's like at least three different well-executed metaphors
1. why is there an IMDB page for a 1984 Sharon Stone commercial for Diet Coke, described as a "1 m" "Short"
2. why does it have 16 ratings (with an average of 6.8, so not all Stone fans)
3. I won't knock the use of the machine, but you gotta keep your elbows in place while doing curls, come on
2. why does it have 16 ratings (with an average of 6.8, so not all Stone fans)
3. I won't knock the use of the machine, but you gotta keep your elbows in place while doing curls, come on
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
1. why is there an IMDB page for a 1984 Sharon Stone commercial for Diet Coke, described as a "1 m" "Short"
2. why does it have 16 ratings (with an average of 6.8, so not all Stone fans)
3. I won't knock the use of the machine, but you gotta keep your elbows in place while doing curls, come on
2. why does it have 16 ratings (with an average of 6.8, so not all Stone fans)
3. I won't knock the use of the machine, but you gotta keep your elbows in place while doing curls, come on
EXASPERATED SET DESIGNER: look, buddy,
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
EXASPERATED SET DESIGNER: look, buddy,
Tiazzu's keeping pace with @torvanskir.bsky.social's mass gains as part of a truly Sisyphean training regimen! Thank you, @caasiaxort.bsky.social, for rolling with this idea and producing a great sequence
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Tiazzu's keeping pace with @torvanskir.bsky.social's mass gains as part of a truly Sisyphean training regimen! Thank you, @caasiaxort.bsky.social, for rolling with this idea and producing a great sequence
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Pluribus manages to do (redacted) WITHOUT the awful throat noises thing from the upcoming Spielberg movie FOR WHICH I thank them because oh my god that preview ensures I will never see that movie
January 2, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Pluribus manages to do (redacted) WITHOUT the awful throat noises thing from the upcoming Spielberg movie FOR WHICH I thank them because oh my god that preview ensures I will never see that movie
was not expecting to see the word "biceps" in a classic Swedish play
January 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
was not expecting to see the word "biceps" in a classic Swedish play
extend that "you" with a cursive "r" and THEN you've got yourself a gift they won't forget
January 2, 2026 at 1:12 AM
extend that "you" with a cursive "r" and THEN you've got yourself a gift they won't forget
Graze Your Grass (by Pink (Horse))
January 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Graze Your Grass (by Pink (Horse))
Marty Supreme is a much more rollicking movie than might be apparent from the preview. It has some great table tennis content, but plenty of even better "everything spirals as the Cha 20 character's plans eventually prove unsustainable" manic energy -- it's solidly a sports movie but also much more.
December 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Marty Supreme is a much more rollicking movie than might be apparent from the preview. It has some great table tennis content, but plenty of even better "everything spirals as the Cha 20 character's plans eventually prove unsustainable" manic energy -- it's solidly a sports movie but also much more.
Hanging out in the theater parking lot standing by my car sipping an iced tea, and I feel like a shady character from some incredibly mild 50s movie
December 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hanging out in the theater parking lot standing by my car sipping an iced tea, and I feel like a shady character from some incredibly mild 50s movie
Did a double take and had to check that the license plate frame ahead of me really was MY BALLS / IN YOUR MOUTH. like is the Matrix finally breaking down or
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Did a double take and had to check that the license plate frame ahead of me really was MY BALLS / IN YOUR MOUTH. like is the Matrix finally breaking down or
ok, last one, I'd forgotten about this one
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ok, last one, I'd forgotten about this one
if I'm reposting random old creations I gotta include this one
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
if I'm reposting random old creations I gotta include this one
ah, another classic
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
ah, another classic
another no-context image (honestly I don't think there was context anyway)
December 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
another no-context image (honestly I don't think there was context anyway)
goin through my drive doing cleanup and uhh I guess I'll just post this one without context
December 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
goin through my drive doing cleanup and uhh I guess I'll just post this one without context
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I was writing a chess puzzle and typoed "kinght". Can you imagine, a hybrid king who could actually do something
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I was writing a chess puzzle and typoed "kinght". Can you imagine, a hybrid king who could actually do something
Nobody (in film or whatever) is so iconic or essential as to excuse their being a shitty person who does real harm to the lives of others. Like, you are ultimately just one more FunkoPop and that shit is in the tens of thousands at this point
December 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Nobody (in film or whatever) is so iconic or essential as to excuse their being a shitty person who does real harm to the lives of others. Like, you are ultimately just one more FunkoPop and that shit is in the tens of thousands at this point
as a Film Person I was prepared to be sad about the death of the iconic Brigitte Bardot, but it turns out she was virulently far-right and anti-gay and racist and all the rest so... ʙʏᴇ, sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ʜᴇʟʟ
December 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
as a Film Person I was prepared to be sad about the death of the iconic Brigitte Bardot, but it turns out she was virulently far-right and anti-gay and racist and all the rest so... ʙʏᴇ, sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ʜᴇʟʟ
the last two words of this product come out of NOWHERE. We could have used a "fore!"
December 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
the last two words of this product come out of NOWHERE. We could have used a "fore!"