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Big Xennial rainbronicorn, dracobold, noirceratops, chonkderg, macrolverine. Loves 🎬, history, 🏋, 🦎, math, puzzles, comp. sci., TTRPGs. PFPs @polarcartoons.bsky.social, @shibadoodles.bsky.social. ❤️🧡💛🦄🐊💚💙💜 @korboryn.bsky.social
when the bot pulls off an amazing SHITSTORM followed immediately by PEEING, I can't help but be impressed
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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@nearlysquid.bsky.social’s POV when I get home from the gym. I’ve been known to tease him from time to time… allegedly

🎨 by @skiptheorca.bsky.social

#bara #musclefur #gymfur
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Palom! I don't care how precocious you are, let's keep it in the Final Fantasy house, buddy
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Now that's what I call a San Diego Low Price

honestly, the audacity of this sign
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Me every time I go to the gym
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Hello? Can you hear me? I don't have much time to record this hologram message disc. Our space colony is being attacked in some horrible way. Once I've dispensed the required amount of narratively interesting information, my recording will conveniently end in a way that implies OH NO AUGH *click*
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
but why would I want the non-working ones though

(No idea why I got this ad, I am not a chronometer enthusiast)
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Losing it at this article about a British person who was initially utterly flummoxed by being wished a wonderful day by a wild American cashier
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am amused that there is a movie series called Now You See Me that looks enjoyable enough, but that I never actually make the time to see. So the Now never comes
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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late POCKY DAY ✨
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"AI sucks. But our, uh, AI will fix it"
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
You don't look that joyful, buddy. You're like «Hélas, les êtres humains m'ont commercialisé»

That's right, I busted out the guillemets for this shitpost
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
HE TRIED TO WARN US BEFORE
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Yeah, this guy Marty, found out he's also really into space and time. Maybe even a little concerned about both, like I am. So we got to bonding over that"
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I thought this was a freshly murdered body. It's a cake
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This has huge Sierra game energy. Like there's something glinting at the bottom, but if you try to get it you somehow drown in the fountain. You have to come back with the one thing that can reach it, which is something illogical like an umbrella (other similarly shaped things don't work)
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I don't know why this is so funny to me but it is. Thanks, tools
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Spikes or hair?🤔

Just some quick concepts.
There was originally a long-haired version too, but I figured I was too impatient to deal with the hair, so I dropped it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
just saw this movie, and oh THAT's why this was so familiar collider.com/jeremiah-joh...
There’s a Great Movie Behind That Robert Redford Nodding GIF
At 50, the film has earned its approval.
collider.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
oh well ok, I'll be on my best behavior and won't say anything upsetting
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"Lines Written a Few Miles above Tintern Abbey"

I'm sorry Wordsworth are you a goddamn DRAGON? or fighter jet?
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
gdi I'm gonna have the museum waltz from Laura Bow 2 stuck in my head all day aren't I
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM