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why is this 1972 movie presented here in the style of the box for a PC game from Sierra in its death throes in 1996
"dang, I can't find anything I want with my Babbage's gift card, guess I'll get this FPS/puzzle game Aguirre: the Wrath of God, which brings a franchise into awkward 3D and oblivion"
"dang, I can't find anything I want with my Babbage's gift card, guess I'll get this FPS/puzzle game Aguirre: the Wrath of God, which brings a franchise into awkward 3D and oblivion"
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
why is this 1972 movie presented here in the style of the box for a PC game from Sierra in its death throes in 1996
"dang, I can't find anything I want with my Babbage's gift card, guess I'll get this FPS/puzzle game Aguirre: the Wrath of God, which brings a franchise into awkward 3D and oblivion"
"dang, I can't find anything I want with my Babbage's gift card, guess I'll get this FPS/puzzle game Aguirre: the Wrath of God, which brings a franchise into awkward 3D and oblivion"
my typical TTRPG character or sona
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
my typical TTRPG character or sona
This juxtaposition raises the uncomfortable question of whether only some of them have souls
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This juxtaposition raises the uncomfortable question of whether only some of them have souls
when the bot pulls off an amazing SHITSTORM followed immediately by PEEING, I can't help but be impressed
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
when the bot pulls off an amazing SHITSTORM followed immediately by PEEING, I can't help but be impressed
Palom! I don't care how precocious you are, let's keep it in the Final Fantasy house, buddy
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Palom! I don't care how precocious you are, let's keep it in the Final Fantasy house, buddy
Now that's what I call a San Diego Low Price
honestly, the audacity of this sign
honestly, the audacity of this sign
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Now that's what I call a San Diego Low Price
honestly, the audacity of this sign
honestly, the audacity of this sign
but why would I want the non-working ones though
(No idea why I got this ad, I am not a chronometer enthusiast)
(No idea why I got this ad, I am not a chronometer enthusiast)
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
but why would I want the non-working ones though
(No idea why I got this ad, I am not a chronometer enthusiast)
(No idea why I got this ad, I am not a chronometer enthusiast)
Losing it at this article about a British person who was initially utterly flummoxed by being wished a wonderful day by a wild American cashier
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Losing it at this article about a British person who was initially utterly flummoxed by being wished a wonderful day by a wild American cashier
"AI sucks. But our, uh, AI will fix it"
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
"AI sucks. But our, uh, AI will fix it"
You don't look that joyful, buddy. You're like «Hélas, les êtres humains m'ont commercialisé»
That's right, I busted out the guillemets for this shitpost
That's right, I busted out the guillemets for this shitpost
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You don't look that joyful, buddy. You're like «Hélas, les êtres humains m'ont commercialisé»
That's right, I busted out the guillemets for this shitpost
That's right, I busted out the guillemets for this shitpost
HE TRIED TO WARN US BEFORE
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
HE TRIED TO WARN US BEFORE
"Yeah, this guy Marty, found out he's also really into space and time. Maybe even a little concerned about both, like I am. So we got to bonding over that"
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"Yeah, this guy Marty, found out he's also really into space and time. Maybe even a little concerned about both, like I am. So we got to bonding over that"
I thought this was a freshly murdered body. It's a cake
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I thought this was a freshly murdered body. It's a cake
This has huge Sierra game energy. Like there's something glinting at the bottom, but if you try to get it you somehow drown in the fountain. You have to come back with the one thing that can reach it, which is something illogical like an umbrella (other similarly shaped things don't work)
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This has huge Sierra game energy. Like there's something glinting at the bottom, but if you try to get it you somehow drown in the fountain. You have to come back with the one thing that can reach it, which is something illogical like an umbrella (other similarly shaped things don't work)
I don't know why this is so funny to me but it is. Thanks, tools
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don't know why this is so funny to me but it is. Thanks, tools
oh well ok, I'll be on my best behavior and won't say anything upsetting
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
oh well ok, I'll be on my best behavior and won't say anything upsetting
I can't imagine who uses these furniture placement tools for their actual intended purpose, but anyway here's Glimmerstomp's Dream Patio (complete with unicorn pool, stairs madness, and awnings in places that I'm surprised it let me put awnings)
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I can't imagine who uses these furniture placement tools for their actual intended purpose, but anyway here's Glimmerstomp's Dream Patio (complete with unicorn pool, stairs madness, and awnings in places that I'm surprised it let me put awnings)
whoa I don't know this game very well but I certainly didn't know about this secret meat shower
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
whoa I don't know this game very well but I certainly didn't know about this secret meat shower
"The bathroom? Just past the chandeliers and the floating books, OBviously"
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"The bathroom? Just past the chandeliers and the floating books, OBviously"
but we'd never put up with a technofascist dystopia here in the good ol' U. S. of A., right? ʀɪɢʜᴛ? ʳᶦᵍʰᵗˀ
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
but we'd never put up with a technofascist dystopia here in the good ol' U. S. of A., right? ʀɪɢʜᴛ? ʳᶦᵍʰᵗˀ
Is that seriously the best they could do? I guess the Republican wordplay game is like the Republican bedroom game: limp and forced?
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Is that seriously the best they could do? I guess the Republican wordplay game is like the Republican bedroom game: limp and forced?
Finally saw 12 Monkeys and dang it was good. Also this piece of trivia is wonderful
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Finally saw 12 Monkeys and dang it was good. Also this piece of trivia is wonderful
at bat lad indeed -:/
still rooting for the Jays
still rooting for the Jays
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
at bat lad indeed -:/
still rooting for the Jays
still rooting for the Jays
it's OK, I got everything I need right here, including a reminder of the basic premise of the game in case I forget
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
it's OK, I got everything I need right here, including a reminder of the basic premise of the game in case I forget
"it has come to our attention that there are better buys"
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"it has come to our attention that there are better buys"