Horned Beef Cache
@glimmerstomp.bsky.social
Big Xennial rainbronicorn, dracobold, noirceratops, chonkderg, macrolverine. Loves 🎬, history, 🏋, 🦎, math, puzzles, comp. sci., TTRPGs. PFPs @polarcartoons.bsky.social, @shibadoodles.bsky.social. ❤️🧡💛🦄🐊💚💙💜 @korboryn.bsky.social
why is this 1972 movie presented here in the style of the box for a PC game from Sierra in its death throes in 1996
"dang, I can't find anything I want with my Babbage's gift card, guess I'll get this FPS/puzzle game Aguirre: the Wrath of God, which brings a franchise into awkward 3D and oblivion"
"dang, I can't find anything I want with my Babbage's gift card, guess I'll get this FPS/puzzle game Aguirre: the Wrath of God, which brings a franchise into awkward 3D and oblivion"
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
why is this 1972 movie presented here in the style of the box for a PC game from Sierra in its death throes in 1996
"dang, I can't find anything I want with my Babbage's gift card, guess I'll get this FPS/puzzle game Aguirre: the Wrath of God, which brings a franchise into awkward 3D and oblivion"
"dang, I can't find anything I want with my Babbage's gift card, guess I'll get this FPS/puzzle game Aguirre: the Wrath of God, which brings a franchise into awkward 3D and oblivion"
there was also a preview for another Avatar movie, and, look
I know it is the most dunkable franchise in the world
but I could barely tell this was a different movie from the last one. And for me the high point of the last one was when I left for like 5 glorious minutes of bathroom and phone usage
I know it is the most dunkable franchise in the world
but I could barely tell this was a different movie from the last one. And for me the high point of the last one was when I left for like 5 glorious minutes of bathroom and phone usage
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
there was also a preview for another Avatar movie, and, look
I know it is the most dunkable franchise in the world
but I could barely tell this was a different movie from the last one. And for me the high point of the last one was when I left for like 5 glorious minutes of bathroom and phone usage
I know it is the most dunkable franchise in the world
but I could barely tell this was a different movie from the last one. And for me the high point of the last one was when I left for like 5 glorious minutes of bathroom and phone usage
I worried Predator: Badlands might open with Space Scientist Voice saying "I remember the time... before these lands were bad."
But it's good and there is an obviously Behemoth inspired creature and there is an aspect of one character (which I won't spoil) that leads to a delightful combat sequence
But it's good and there is an obviously Behemoth inspired creature and there is an aspect of one character (which I won't spoil) that leads to a delightful combat sequence
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I worried Predator: Badlands might open with Space Scientist Voice saying "I remember the time... before these lands were bad."
But it's good and there is an obviously Behemoth inspired creature and there is an aspect of one character (which I won't spoil) that leads to a delightful combat sequence
But it's good and there is an obviously Behemoth inspired creature and there is an aspect of one character (which I won't spoil) that leads to a delightful combat sequence
my typical TTRPG character or sona
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
my typical TTRPG character or sona
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(Calvinist yellow m&m voice) We're the elect, haha!
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
(Calvinist yellow m&m voice) We're the elect, haha!
This juxtaposition raises the uncomfortable question of whether only some of them have souls
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This juxtaposition raises the uncomfortable question of whether only some of them have souls
I know I've posted about it and it is a 35 year old lyric but I cannot get over Vanilla Ice's "police on the scene / you know what I mean". Like yes, I do know what you mean, because you have given a quite literal description of the situation. That is the power of words
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I know I've posted about it and it is a 35 year old lyric but I cannot get over Vanilla Ice's "police on the scene / you know what I mean". Like yes, I do know what you mean, because you have given a quite literal description of the situation. That is the power of words
Shorts, when I pull out a pair of pants from under you because it's cold and rainy, there is no need for you to make a show of tumbling down along with it, like Tosca leaping from the parapet. I wear you like 11 months out of every year. Don't be greedy
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Shorts, when I pull out a pair of pants from under you because it's cold and rainy, there is no need for you to make a show of tumbling down along with it, like Tosca leaping from the parapet. I wear you like 11 months out of every year. Don't be greedy
when the bot pulls off an amazing SHITSTORM followed immediately by PEEING, I can't help but be impressed
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
when the bot pulls off an amazing SHITSTORM followed immediately by PEEING, I can't help but be impressed
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@nearlysquid.bsky.social’s POV when I get home from the gym. I’ve been known to tease him from time to time… allegedly
🎨 by @skiptheorca.bsky.social
#bara #musclefur #gymfur
🎨 by @skiptheorca.bsky.social
#bara #musclefur #gymfur
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
@nearlysquid.bsky.social’s POV when I get home from the gym. I’ve been known to tease him from time to time… allegedly
🎨 by @skiptheorca.bsky.social
#bara #musclefur #gymfur
🎨 by @skiptheorca.bsky.social
#bara #musclefur #gymfur
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Palom! I don't care how precocious you are, let's keep it in the Final Fantasy house, buddy
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Palom! I don't care how precocious you are, let's keep it in the Final Fantasy house, buddy
Now that's what I call a San Diego Low Price
honestly, the audacity of this sign
honestly, the audacity of this sign
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Now that's what I call a San Diego Low Price
honestly, the audacity of this sign
honestly, the audacity of this sign
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“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
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Me every time I go to the gym
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Me every time I go to the gym
Hello? Can you hear me? I don't have much time to record this hologram message disc. Our space colony is being attacked in some horrible way. Once I've dispensed the required amount of narratively interesting information, my recording will conveniently end in a way that implies OH NO AUGH *click*
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hello? Can you hear me? I don't have much time to record this hologram message disc. Our space colony is being attacked in some horrible way. Once I've dispensed the required amount of narratively interesting information, my recording will conveniently end in a way that implies OH NO AUGH *click*
but why would I want the non-working ones though
(No idea why I got this ad, I am not a chronometer enthusiast)
(No idea why I got this ad, I am not a chronometer enthusiast)
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
but why would I want the non-working ones though
(No idea why I got this ad, I am not a chronometer enthusiast)
(No idea why I got this ad, I am not a chronometer enthusiast)
Losing it at this article about a British person who was initially utterly flummoxed by being wished a wonderful day by a wild American cashier
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Losing it at this article about a British person who was initially utterly flummoxed by being wished a wonderful day by a wild American cashier
I am amused that there is a movie series called Now You See Me that looks enjoyable enough, but that I never actually make the time to see. So the Now never comes
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am amused that there is a movie series called Now You See Me that looks enjoyable enough, but that I never actually make the time to see. So the Now never comes
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
probably something an innocent man would do
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"AI sucks. But our, uh, AI will fix it"
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
"AI sucks. But our, uh, AI will fix it"
You don't look that joyful, buddy. You're like «Hélas, les êtres humains m'ont commercialisé»
That's right, I busted out the guillemets for this shitpost
That's right, I busted out the guillemets for this shitpost
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You don't look that joyful, buddy. You're like «Hélas, les êtres humains m'ont commercialisé»
That's right, I busted out the guillemets for this shitpost
That's right, I busted out the guillemets for this shitpost
HE TRIED TO WARN US BEFORE
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
HE TRIED TO WARN US BEFORE
"Yeah, this guy Marty, found out he's also really into space and time. Maybe even a little concerned about both, like I am. So we got to bonding over that"
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"Yeah, this guy Marty, found out he's also really into space and time. Maybe even a little concerned about both, like I am. So we got to bonding over that"