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sam
@gaus.ie
website making man with music in his heart. software engineer, occasional yiddish speaker, permanent yid be-er, anarchist, wife guy, dilf (he/him)

formerly @sakonedik, @yiddouche and @gausie on twitter

📍 Edinburgh, Scotland
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Love will fuck us up
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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the genAI bubble relies on you conflating the genuinely tremendous potential of using machine learning for e.g. image recognition in radiotherapy, protein folding, simulations in power systems etc with the child abuse image generators and schizophrenic delusions generators
People on BlueSky: AI is useless! A stochastic parrot!

Mathematicians/biologists/physicists: It is already helping us do frontier technical research and in some cases solve open problems arxiv.org/pdf/2511.16072

(There are of course, as always, many caveats, but the paper is genuinely remarkable)
arxiv.org
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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"No more shame, no more fear, no more dread"
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Hello I would like to buy some lighting for my lounge"
"Best I can do is glowing cum on a toilet roll holder"
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I forgot i was sharing my screen so everyone in my morning meeting at work saw me google “contraction 2-4 min for 30-45 seconds”
November 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The Meadows has been beautiful this week
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Did a new one
August 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Yeah but tbf whoever builds it first gets a 50% production boost when building new melee units
Conservative-leaning tech investors are racing to build a new American colossus, and they want something much, much bigger than the Statue of Liberty. Meet the new monuments men of the tech right and their plans for statue-maxing:

www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
America’s Tech Right Is Obsessed With Building Giant Statues
With proposals for a 450-foot statue of Prometheus on Alcatraz and a 650-foot George Washington, MAGA adherents are racing to build America’s largest statue.
www.bloomberg.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Guy who short sold hot cakes: no no no no no no no
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Every week we get another indication of how likely Reform is to form the next government and Labour panics and announces another reactionary policy to appease right wing voters, witlessly centralising more authoritarian power in the state they are about to hand over to Nigel Farage.
October 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
That’s not Eric Adams that’s Aaron Hakodesh
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
September 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Gen X men realising there's a topical reason to post a Judean People's Front joke
September 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.
September 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Pheasant in central Edinburgh!
September 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Better never read a police press release after they kill someone then.
"A world where a man is shot dead and we’re told he’s the problem isn’t one I want to live in" Camilla Long, Sunday Times
September 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
zippy at the park pointing at the moon and yelling at the top of her lungs that it should be asleep in bed
September 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Too bad the GOP effectively criminalized studying how information moves online and news orgs laid off and demonized all the reporters who covered the burgeoning online accelerationist performative death cults. All of that work was somehow "censorship" that needed to be stopped. Now we're here.
September 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
September 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Welcome to the blahajerie
September 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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shoutout to @peezytx.bsky.social for putting me onto this yesterday lmfao
September 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM