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sam
@gaus.ie
website making man with music in his heart. software engineer, occasional yiddish speaker, permanent yid be-er, anarchist, wife guy, dilf (he/him)

formerly @sakonedik, @yiddouche and @gausie on twitter

📍 Edinburgh, Scotland
"Hello I would like to buy some lighting for my lounge"
"Best I can do is glowing cum on a toilet roll holder"
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I forgot i was sharing my screen so everyone in my morning meeting at work saw me google “contraction 2-4 min for 30-45 seconds”
November 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
My brother ran outside with the drone
October 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Meadows has been beautiful this week
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Here’s a video
September 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hey i got a good video at least
September 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Pheasant in central Edinburgh!
September 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
No solider, keep that flag at half mast
September 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Welcome to the blahajerie
September 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
One I got last week
April 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
February 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
take that
February 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The way people are talking about the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin makes me wonder if he is the Luigi Lucheni of our time
December 5, 2024 at 1:40 PM
November 27, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Left foot of the robot guy on the right. This is interesting to no one - including me - but I can now rest.

gbwiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Battle_...
November 25, 2024 at 4:06 PM
We are getting our fireplace restored and they found the foot to a Go Bot toy from 1984 in the flue
November 25, 2024 at 4:04 PM
November 20, 2024 at 10:33 AM
November 17, 2024 at 11:26 PM
stop and smell tie flovers
November 16, 2024 at 8:14 PM
November 14, 2024 at 10:38 AM
If you see this, post a monster
November 12, 2024 at 11:48 AM
same but you don’t see me going on about it
August 19, 2024 at 11:26 PM
tall man accidentally creates tall baby
September 7, 2023 at 9:01 PM
August 27, 2023 at 8:12 PM
when i told people about Long Toaster they fucking laughed at me
August 19, 2023 at 9:37 AM