Gary W. Olson
@garywolson.com
Data engineer. Author. Possibly a mutant lutefisk in a trenchcoat. He/him/his. linktr.ee/gwox
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I don't know why every app decided 2025 was the year they all needed to do their own version of Wrapped, but they need to read the goddamn room. The last thing I want to do is remember what happened this year.
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I don't know why every app decided 2025 was the year they all needed to do their own version of Wrapped, but they need to read the goddamn room. The last thing I want to do is remember what happened this year.
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When someone tries to tell me who Olivia Nuzzi is my eyes roll back and my mouth emits a 56k baud dial-up modem signal continuously until they go away.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
When someone tries to tell me who Olivia Nuzzi is my eyes roll back and my mouth emits a 56k baud dial-up modem signal continuously until they go away.
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7-Eleven just awarded me its new peace prize for eating a roller hotdog.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
7-Eleven just awarded me its new peace prize for eating a roller hotdog.
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Night of the Living Bread (1990)
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Night of the Living Bread 1990 - Eng Audio No Subs (Night of the living dead parody)
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December 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Night of the Living Bread (1990)
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Well, well, well, looks like someone has finally beaten Hemingway at his own game.
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Well, well, well, looks like someone has finally beaten Hemingway at his own game.
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Choo choo, motherfucker. 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Choo choo, motherfucker. 🤣
Brb gonna make this my business card
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Brb gonna make this my business card
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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It's KRAMPUSNACHT!! This is your annual reminder that Krampus is an Antifascist hero 👹🎄❤️
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It's KRAMPUSNACHT!! This is your annual reminder that Krampus is an Antifascist hero 👹🎄❤️
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Wine goggles, 1967 - by Jacques Klok
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Wine goggles, 1967 - by Jacques Klok
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"abandoned teddy bears" category on wikimedia commons
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"abandoned teddy bears" category on wikimedia commons
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Support us dry dry humans
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Support us dry dry humans
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I used to be a fan of Richard Dawkins, JK Rowling, and Graham Linehan.
They can all go straight to hell.
They can all go straight to hell.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I used to be a fan of Richard Dawkins, JK Rowling, and Graham Linehan.
They can all go straight to hell.
They can all go straight to hell.
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IT'S TRUE
Plus if you're in the mood for it you can write an entire book based on a sliver of a scrap of a shred of a darling that you do not want to give up and it might then win the Nebula and the World Fantasy Award (I am just saying if it happened once it could happen again)
Plus if you're in the mood for it you can write an entire book based on a sliver of a scrap of a shred of a darling that you do not want to give up and it might then win the Nebula and the World Fantasy Award (I am just saying if it happened once it could happen again)
You don't have to kill ALL your darlings, okay?
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
IT'S TRUE
Plus if you're in the mood for it you can write an entire book based on a sliver of a scrap of a shred of a darling that you do not want to give up and it might then win the Nebula and the World Fantasy Award (I am just saying if it happened once it could happen again)
Plus if you're in the mood for it you can write an entire book based on a sliver of a scrap of a shred of a darling that you do not want to give up and it might then win the Nebula and the World Fantasy Award (I am just saying if it happened once it could happen again)
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Something we all need to know this holiday season…
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Something we all need to know this holiday season…
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Unsolicited writing advice, no. 867:
Your authorial voice is the product of your background, your education, your experiences, all the books you have read. It may change with time, and depending on the narrative voice you adopt, but will keep the same range and register. Celebrate it. It's unique.
Your authorial voice is the product of your background, your education, your experiences, all the books you have read. It may change with time, and depending on the narrative voice you adopt, but will keep the same range and register. Celebrate it. It's unique.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 867:
Your authorial voice is the product of your background, your education, your experiences, all the books you have read. It may change with time, and depending on the narrative voice you adopt, but will keep the same range and register. Celebrate it. It's unique.
Your authorial voice is the product of your background, your education, your experiences, all the books you have read. It may change with time, and depending on the narrative voice you adopt, but will keep the same range and register. Celebrate it. It's unique.
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Alfred Russel Wallace's 1858 specimen is held at the Natural History Museum in London. It's a truly impressive monarch, although from the size of the mandibles, we can be certain it's female.
Long live the Queen!
Long live the Queen!
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Alfred Russel Wallace's 1858 specimen is held at the Natural History Museum in London. It's a truly impressive monarch, although from the size of the mandibles, we can be certain it's female.
Long live the Queen!
Long live the Queen!
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Garbage - "Let All That We Imagine Be the Light"
(A new Garbage album!)
#nowplaying #musicsky
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(A new Garbage album!)
#nowplaying #musicsky
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Let All That We Imagine Be The Light - YouTube
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November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Garbage - "Let All That We Imagine Be the Light"
(A new Garbage album!)
#nowplaying #musicsky
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
(A new Garbage album!)
#nowplaying #musicsky
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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A new nickname for Secretary Kegbreath.
Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
Hagueseth
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A new nickname for Secretary Kegbreath.
