Jesus! I thought the dog had swallowed a sex toy!
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Jesus! I thought the dog had swallowed a sex toy!
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
10 years ago, every day for a week, I got to the specials board in a pub before the staff had written it properly.
This was my favourite.
This was my favourite.
February 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
10 years ago, every day for a week, I got to the specials board in a pub before the staff had written it properly.
This was my favourite.
This was my favourite.
Hahahaha!
any DUMBOCRATS care to explain why OBAMA and EPSTEIN are hanging out in a brothel?!
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Hahahaha!
I descaled my kettle last week and it started leaking so I ordered a new one, thought I'd keep it clean and revive my water filter jug so ordered some new filters.
I found out that I'd binned the jug and had to buy a new one.
£75 later I have perfect tea but I have to sell my flat because I'm skint.
I found out that I'd binned the jug and had to buy a new one.
£75 later I have perfect tea but I have to sell my flat because I'm skint.
February 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I descaled my kettle last week and it started leaking so I ordered a new one, thought I'd keep it clean and revive my water filter jug so ordered some new filters.
I found out that I'd binned the jug and had to buy a new one.
£75 later I have perfect tea but I have to sell my flat because I'm skint.
I found out that I'd binned the jug and had to buy a new one.
£75 later I have perfect tea but I have to sell my flat because I'm skint.
We were taught to hate Spam by feeding it to us when I was a kid.
This isn't changing my mind.
This isn't changing my mind.
My kids are old enough to make/buy their own lunches but I still like to make grab and go snacks for the week and I'm pretty pleased with this showing
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
We were taught to hate Spam by feeding it to us when I was a kid.
This isn't changing my mind.
This isn't changing my mind.
Went out, bought veg, watched Bargain Hunt with friends (Izzie Balmer! 😍)
Got home, started cooking and got diarrhoea. Twice.
This is my life now.
Got home, started cooking and got diarrhoea. Twice.
This is my life now.
I'm feeling so much better today. No idea why but I'm happy about it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Went out, bought veg, watched Bargain Hunt with friends (Izzie Balmer! 😍)
Got home, started cooking and got diarrhoea. Twice.
This is my life now.
Got home, started cooking and got diarrhoea. Twice.
This is my life now.
Reposted by Frank
No, you're getting washed today!
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
No, you're getting washed today!
I'm feeling so much better today. No idea why but I'm happy about it.
February 2, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I'm feeling so much better today. No idea why but I'm happy about it.
Wordle 1,689 3/6
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Wordle 1,689 3/6
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Gotta shit in a plastic tub tomorrow, lads.
February 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Gotta shit in a plastic tub tomorrow, lads.
Wordle 1,686 5/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Wordle 1,686 5/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
The gagman is finally here. Let's see how we get on.
January 27, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The gagman is finally here. Let's see how we get on.
I have to be up early tomorrow so that I can be showered and shaved before the gasman comes to fit a new meter sometime between 1pm and 5pm.
January 26, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I have to be up early tomorrow so that I can be showered and shaved before the gasman comes to fit a new meter sometime between 1pm and 5pm.
Reposted by Frank
Reposted by Frank
I resized this but can't remember if I then shared it!!
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I resized this but can't remember if I then shared it!!
Haggis, neeps and tatties.
I know it's a day late but I was missing my dad yesterday and lost my appetite.
Bloody lovely!
I know it's a day late but I was missing my dad yesterday and lost my appetite.
Bloody lovely!
January 26, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Haggis, neeps and tatties.
I know it's a day late but I was missing my dad yesterday and lost my appetite.
Bloody lovely!
I know it's a day late but I was missing my dad yesterday and lost my appetite.
Bloody lovely!
Lovely.
January 25, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Lovely.
Pops would have been 103 today.
He loved reading and especially Maya Angelou.
Happy birthday Pa!
He loved reading and especially Maya Angelou.
Happy birthday Pa!
January 25, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Pops would have been 103 today.
He loved reading and especially Maya Angelou.
Happy birthday Pa!
He loved reading and especially Maya Angelou.
Happy birthday Pa!
🎶By the light
of the slivery moon 🎶
of the slivery moon 🎶
January 24, 2026 at 9:05 PM
🎶By the light
of the slivery moon 🎶
of the slivery moon 🎶
This really should be doing numbers.
At my age it's really hard to explain things to a doctor who has never done drugs
January 24, 2026 at 2:09 PM
This really should be doing numbers.
This is Ollie.
He has bitten and scratched me for stroking him and not stroking him.
Pure cat.
He has bitten and scratched me for stroking him and not stroking him.
Pure cat.
January 24, 2026 at 1:57 PM
This is Ollie.
He has bitten and scratched me for stroking him and not stroking him.
Pure cat.
He has bitten and scratched me for stroking him and not stroking him.
Pure cat.
@djdebgrant.bsky.social
I'm so sorry I missed the first half hour of the show because I was out shopping.
Cracking Saturday morning.
Thank you so much! F x
I'm so sorry I missed the first half hour of the show because I was out shopping.
Cracking Saturday morning.
Thank you so much! F x
January 24, 2026 at 11:22 AM
@djdebgrant.bsky.social
I'm so sorry I missed the first half hour of the show because I was out shopping.
Cracking Saturday morning.
Thank you so much! F x
I'm so sorry I missed the first half hour of the show because I was out shopping.
Cracking Saturday morning.
Thank you so much! F x
Reposted by Frank
January 12, 2026 at 8:44 AM
You creepy cunts.
Women filmed in secret for TikTok content - then harassed online
Women filmed in secret for TikTok content - then harassed online
So-called manfluencers wearing smart glasses approach women and then post videos to TikTok.
www.bbc.com
January 24, 2026 at 9:04 AM
You creepy cunts.