Say hello to my new great nephew and niece Jude (4lb 7oz) and Gracie (3lb 1 oz) born just 5 days ago.
Everyone is doing well.
Their big sister Freya is besotted with them.
💖💖💖💖💖
Everyone is doing well.
Their big sister Freya is besotted with them.
💖💖💖💖💖
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Say hello to my new great nephew and niece Jude (4lb 7oz) and Gracie (3lb 1 oz) born just 5 days ago.
Everyone is doing well.
Their big sister Freya is besotted with them.
💖💖💖💖💖
Everyone is doing well.
Their big sister Freya is besotted with them.
💖💖💖💖💖
Never ready until you can stand a spoon up in it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Never ready until you can stand a spoon up in it.
I cooked, ate and then washed up!
Then I had a sneezing, coughing and snotting fit combined with a bout of intense diarrhoea.
What larks eh Pip!
Then I had a sneezing, coughing and snotting fit combined with a bout of intense diarrhoea.
What larks eh Pip!
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I cooked, ate and then washed up!
Then I had a sneezing, coughing and snotting fit combined with a bout of intense diarrhoea.
What larks eh Pip!
Then I had a sneezing, coughing and snotting fit combined with a bout of intense diarrhoea.
What larks eh Pip!
Probably went out with this guy.
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Probably went out with this guy.
I also have 2 packs of red Leicester mini cheddars, a gold watch and a stainless steel collapsible wine glass.
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I also have 2 packs of red Leicester mini cheddars, a gold watch and a stainless steel collapsible wine glass.
How many of you fat bastards (like me) have spent the afternoon with a normally viscious cat called Ollie on their lap (for the first time ever!) drinking port and brandy today?
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
How many of you fat bastards (like me) have spent the afternoon with a normally viscious cat called Ollie on their lap (for the first time ever!) drinking port and brandy today?
During covid I read that if you put ketchup around the edges of your mask it would seal it properly.
October 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
During covid I read that if you put ketchup around the edges of your mask it would seal it properly.
The only correct answer.
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The only correct answer.
Quote post a favorite photo of yourself from any era ❤️
October 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Quote post a favorite photo of yourself from any era ❤️
Post you from a different era.
Totally faced after a weekend out with my beautiful girlfriend.
Still friends 40 years later. 💖
Totally faced after a weekend out with my beautiful girlfriend.
Still friends 40 years later. 💖
October 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Post you from a different era.
Totally faced after a weekend out with my beautiful girlfriend.
Still friends 40 years later. 💖
Totally faced after a weekend out with my beautiful girlfriend.
Still friends 40 years later. 💖
Sailing past the North Kent Coast the other day.
October 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sailing past the North Kent Coast the other day.
This is it.
I love it.
I love it.
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This is it.
I love it.
I love it.
I'm fortifying myself with fruit for the ordeal ahead.
October 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm fortifying myself with fruit for the ordeal ahead.
Ukip held a rally in Margate today.
7 of them and a dog.
Poor dog.
They were met by about 400 anti racists and had to have a police escort across the beach.
Probably went to Spoons.
7 of them! 🤣
7 of them and a dog.
Poor dog.
They were met by about 400 anti racists and had to have a police escort across the beach.
Probably went to Spoons.
7 of them! 🤣
September 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ukip held a rally in Margate today.
7 of them and a dog.
Poor dog.
They were met by about 400 anti racists and had to have a police escort across the beach.
Probably went to Spoons.
7 of them! 🤣
7 of them and a dog.
Poor dog.
They were met by about 400 anti racists and had to have a police escort across the beach.
Probably went to Spoons.
7 of them! 🤣
My pal came round and left his ferret in a sack out the front of my house and came in for a cup of tea. When we went out it had escaped and was fighting with my semi feral cat.
It was like a scene from a cartoon, they were just a blur, bits of fur flying, until they both gave up and shot apart! 🤣
It was like a scene from a cartoon, they were just a blur, bits of fur flying, until they both gave up and shot apart! 🤣
September 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
My pal came round and left his ferret in a sack out the front of my house and came in for a cup of tea. When we went out it had escaped and was fighting with my semi feral cat.
It was like a scene from a cartoon, they were just a blur, bits of fur flying, until they both gave up and shot apart! 🤣
It was like a scene from a cartoon, they were just a blur, bits of fur flying, until they both gave up and shot apart! 🤣