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New HHS guidance
if a man made up his mind to live, mere sickness could not kill him
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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August 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I’m pleased to see that Pamela Anderson is planning ahead by preparing for the eventual takeover of the United States by the Islamic Republic of Iran and Zohran Mamdani as NYC Mayor.
June 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it?

You’re kidding.
June 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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See you in Houston 🙂
April 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Like this angle 🤌🏼
March 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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me and my inner critic heading off for our day
March 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Czelaw Milosz trying to shake us from our indifference to the atrocities being waged in the world with an eschatological note of hope/warning at the end (This poem was written in Warsaw during the Holocaust):
February 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Mavericks just told their fanbase to eat shit. Wow. Just unconscionable.
February 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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every day is a winding road
June 8, 2024 at 9:54 AM
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what did she know….
January 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Jen Rubin: President Obama's "sympathies for the Muslim World take precedence over those, such as they are, for his fellow citizens"

www.commentary.org/jennifer-rub...
January 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The correct amount to spend on lunch is $30 and the trads can die mad about it
January 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Taleb went from chaotic neutral to chaotic good when he got on a bike
Holy hell this is career ending
January 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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SOON
January 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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My last article of 2024: Carceral urbanism doesn't address the anti-city politics embedded in the U.S. that just doesn't exist to the same degree in Europe and Asia. American cities are constantly shit on, starved of funds and sabotaged by our own leaders.
open.substack.com/pub/darrello...
Why American Cities (Actually) Suck
My response to Noah Smith's case for Carceral Urbanism explaining what actually ails U.S. cities and it's not primarily law enforcement.
open.substack.com
December 31, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Who else up yooperposting?
Superior Dome (1991)
Marquette, MI
December 18, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Biden still has time to put everyone associated with Dimes Square in a CIA black site
December 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
This was so transparently not a real safety concern and it’s been sad watching good outlets run stories on it
December 16, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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The Warriors once again facing their age-old conundrum:
December 12, 2024 at 3:29 AM
getting in the ham zone
December 12, 2024 at 3:11 AM