Garden3000
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I would again note my take that an American CDU/CSU would turn the entire USA electoral map Union-black for a generation.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I would again note my take that an American CDU/CSU would turn the entire USA electoral map Union-black for a generation.
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Trump uniquely bridges celebrity in the pre-internet, old internet and social media ages
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Trump uniquely bridges celebrity in the pre-internet, old internet and social media ages
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organometallics in general are kind of a general fuck-you to carbon-based life
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
organometallics in general are kind of a general fuck-you to carbon-based life
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Wann kommt: "Stasi-Offiziere warnen vor Bundestrojaner"?
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wann kommt: "Stasi-Offiziere warnen vor Bundestrojaner"?
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Incorrect. Phoenicianism is significantly more real
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Incorrect. Phoenicianism is significantly more real
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*bong rip noises*
The Kingdom of Prussia is about as real as the Phoenician identity
The Kingdom of Prussia is about as real as the Phoenician identity
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
*bong rip noises*
The Kingdom of Prussia is about as real as the Phoenician identity
The Kingdom of Prussia is about as real as the Phoenician identity
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"All was chaos, and out of that bulk a mass formed – just as cheese is made out of milk – and worms appeared in it, and these were the angels...and among that number of angels there was also God, he too having been created out of that mass at the same time." -The median voter in Pennsylvania
Actual Voters have takes so much wilder than anyone online could imagine
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"All was chaos, and out of that bulk a mass formed – just as cheese is made out of milk – and worms appeared in it, and these were the angels...and among that number of angels there was also God, he too having been created out of that mass at the same time." -The median voter in Pennsylvania
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They just keep going I can’t
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
They just keep going I can’t
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Whether it is in imperial possessions, nuclear weapons, or the length of Liz Truss's term as prime minister, the French can never truly rest until they've bested the Brits
October 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Whether it is in imperial possessions, nuclear weapons, or the length of Liz Truss's term as prime minister, the French can never truly rest until they've bested the Brits
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*If you're a critic of AI art, the big issue is, "We never optimize for 'artistic effect,' we optimize for images that people or bots will click on."
*And how can you blame 'em, because they're not artists, they're in the business of networking jpegs
*Also they owe zillions to the Saudis
*And how can you blame 'em, because they're not artists, they're in the business of networking jpegs
*Also they owe zillions to the Saudis
September 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
*If you're a critic of AI art, the big issue is, "We never optimize for 'artistic effect,' we optimize for images that people or bots will click on."
*And how can you blame 'em, because they're not artists, they're in the business of networking jpegs
*Also they owe zillions to the Saudis
*And how can you blame 'em, because they're not artists, they're in the business of networking jpegs
*Also they owe zillions to the Saudis
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they're gonna double funding for amtrak?
Donald Trump says at Charlie Kirk’s memorial that his administration has found “an answer to autism” which will be announced tomorrow.
“One of the biggest announcements, medically, in the history of our country.”
“One of the biggest announcements, medically, in the history of our country.”
September 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
they're gonna double funding for amtrak?
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Queen
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Queen
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Die gerade abgewählte Regierung unter SPD-Führung hat Ukraine vollumfänglich im Stich gelassen. Viel zu wenig geliefert und immer viel zu spät.
Und das, obwohl Deutschland, als Hauptunterstützer Russlands ab 1998 (Rüstung, Wirtschaft, Politik) eine besonders schwere Schuld auf sich geladen hat.
Und das, obwohl Deutschland, als Hauptunterstützer Russlands ab 1998 (Rüstung, Wirtschaft, Politik) eine besonders schwere Schuld auf sich geladen hat.
July 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Die gerade abgewählte Regierung unter SPD-Führung hat Ukraine vollumfänglich im Stich gelassen. Viel zu wenig geliefert und immer viel zu spät.
Und das, obwohl Deutschland, als Hauptunterstützer Russlands ab 1998 (Rüstung, Wirtschaft, Politik) eine besonders schwere Schuld auf sich geladen hat.
Und das, obwohl Deutschland, als Hauptunterstützer Russlands ab 1998 (Rüstung, Wirtschaft, Politik) eine besonders schwere Schuld auf sich geladen hat.
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Society if we flooded the internet with lib-coded well-informed wine mom bots
July 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Society if we flooded the internet with lib-coded well-informed wine mom bots
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A decade or so of "my god will WWIII break out if we bomb Iran?" and a week later it's completely out of the news.
July 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
A decade or so of "my god will WWIII break out if we bomb Iran?" and a week later it's completely out of the news.
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‘You, Jose, get me a Dr. Pepper or something.’
‘Marco.’
‘Whatever.’
‘Marco.’
‘Whatever.’
June 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
‘You, Jose, get me a Dr. Pepper or something.’
‘Marco.’
‘Whatever.’
‘Marco.’
‘Whatever.’
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To Russians a Nazi is anyone against Russia regardless of ideology. To communists, a communist is anyone against the USA regardless of ideology. That's Zelensky can be a Jewish Nazi dictator and Dimitry "Wagner" Utkin with his SS tattoos can be a glorious warrior of the global proletariat.
June 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
To Russians a Nazi is anyone against Russia regardless of ideology. To communists, a communist is anyone against the USA regardless of ideology. That's Zelensky can be a Jewish Nazi dictator and Dimitry "Wagner" Utkin with his SS tattoos can be a glorious warrior of the global proletariat.
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man evangelicals are gonna be SO mad when this doesn’t trigger the rapture
June 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
man evangelicals are gonna be SO mad when this doesn’t trigger the rapture
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the conservative obsession with the idea that i wade through a sea of rusty needles to get my $32 double-soy matcha latte before bribing the immigrant gang camped outside the burning building where i work the leftist propaganda mill was delightful for a while but it is beginning to lose its charm
June 15, 2025 at 8:39 AM
the conservative obsession with the idea that i wade through a sea of rusty needles to get my $32 double-soy matcha latte before bribing the immigrant gang camped outside the burning building where i work the leftist propaganda mill was delightful for a while but it is beginning to lose its charm
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Iconic that these divas broke up during Pride month
June 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Iconic that these divas broke up during Pride month
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The centre’s complete failure at creating a Climate Leviathan has truly paved the way for Climate Behemoth & Climate Mao to battle it out. It’s surprising how fast it’s going
May 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The centre’s complete failure at creating a Climate Leviathan has truly paved the way for Climate Behemoth & Climate Mao to battle it out. It’s surprising how fast it’s going
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Russia: I'LL WIPE BERLIN OFF THE MAP!
Germany: If you do, our GDP will go up.
Germany: If you do, our GDP will go up.
May 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Russia: I'LL WIPE BERLIN OFF THE MAP!
Germany: If you do, our GDP will go up.
Germany: If you do, our GDP will go up.
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A world of stroboscopic speed wide-eyed can-do mediocrity awaits us.
Already happening in academia.
Already happening in academia.
May 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A world of stroboscopic speed wide-eyed can-do mediocrity awaits us.
Already happening in academia.
Already happening in academia.
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Successful diplomacy against Russia comes from the barrel of a Ukrainian gun. Why is that so hard to understand?
May 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Successful diplomacy against Russia comes from the barrel of a Ukrainian gun. Why is that so hard to understand?