Salaryman
@ganonmaster.bsky.social
Part-time creator and maintainer of 3D asset platforms Open3DLab, SmutBase and SFMLab.
Full-time developer at a European cloud conglomerate.
Find me on Mastodon: @ganonmaster@open3dlab.social
Full-time developer at a European cloud conglomerate.
Find me on Mastodon: @ganonmaster@open3dlab.social
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Amazing interview with a clownish local billionaire who is one of NYC's biggest conservative political figures, and firmly in the Too Dumb To Have A Conversation With tranche of humanity. nyeditorialboard.substack.com/p/john-catsi...
John Catsimatidis on Donald Trump, Immigration, and New York Republicans
The New York Editorial Board's interview with businessman John Catsimatidis.
nyeditorialboard.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Amazing interview with a clownish local billionaire who is one of NYC's biggest conservative political figures, and firmly in the Too Dumb To Have A Conversation With tranche of humanity. nyeditorialboard.substack.com/p/john-catsi...
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The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it
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Picard management tip: Take no notice of cleavage.
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Picard management tip: Take no notice of cleavage.
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You shouldn’t have to present your ID, credit card info, or face to be scanned just to access your favorite sites, news, or games yet this is the growing reality for Internet users globally. We need a firestorm to take down online ID checks for good-- so we planned one. Join us for a week of action!
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You shouldn’t have to present your ID, credit card info, or face to be scanned just to access your favorite sites, news, or games yet this is the growing reality for Internet users globally. We need a firestorm to take down online ID checks for good-- so we planned one. Join us for a week of action!
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Also from the newly archived VGHF GamePro press CDs, this EA/Square collab disc - https://archive.gamehistory.org/folder/236fb114-867f-4e78-ab60-e05c230ad10d - includes hi-res Parasite Eve promo images.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Also from the newly archived VGHF GamePro press CDs, this EA/Square collab disc - https://archive.gamehistory.org/folder/236fb114-867f-4e78-ab60-e05c230ad10d - includes hi-res Parasite Eve promo images.
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai
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I'm gonna tell you about a guy named Peter. He called for support often and it wasn't stupid stuff. But it was complex.
He drove a BMW. He was divorced. He was of course a sales person. Probably the most successful sales person in California and maybe the country.
He serviced the government.
He drove a BMW. He was divorced. He was of course a sales person. Probably the most successful sales person in California and maybe the country.
He serviced the government.
You meet the users where they are to stop them doing the stupidest shit imaginable.
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm gonna tell you about a guy named Peter. He called for support often and it wasn't stupid stuff. But it was complex.
He drove a BMW. He was divorced. He was of course a sales person. Probably the most successful sales person in California and maybe the country.
He serviced the government.
He drove a BMW. He was divorced. He was of course a sales person. Probably the most successful sales person in California and maybe the country.
He serviced the government.
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This is why I think spending time on slick production for a video podcast is a giant waste. The main benefit to a video podcast is it lives on YouTube and a decent number of people like to ingest things that way. They push play and tab away from it immediately. I could be nude, no one would know.
*banging a metal pot with a wooden spoon very loudly*
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
This is why I think spending time on slick production for a video podcast is a giant waste. The main benefit to a video podcast is it lives on YouTube and a decent number of people like to ingest things that way. They push play and tab away from it immediately. I could be nude, no one would know.
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land acknowledgement at the *checks notes* pope rave
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
land acknowledgement at the *checks notes* pope rave
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were so fucking back guys
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
were so fucking back guys
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1802: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
2025: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
2025: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
1802: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
2025: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
2025: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
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straight-up jury nullification. this guy did it, confessed to it, and the jury instructions explicitly said that if he did it intentionally, it was assault.
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
straight-up jury nullification. this guy did it, confessed to it, and the jury instructions explicitly said that if he did it intentionally, it was assault.
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OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this
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Every Wyoming parent now has the right to sue any website, big or small, that contains a single, sexual, NSFW picture, passage, audio file, or video and doesn't use age verification. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
From Book Bans to Internet Bans: Wyoming Lets Parents Control the
If you've read about the sudden appearance of age verification across the internet in the UK and thought it would never happen in the U.S., take note: many politicians want the same or even more
www.eff.org
August 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Every Wyoming parent now has the right to sue any website, big or small, that contains a single, sexual, NSFW picture, passage, audio file, or video and doesn't use age verification. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
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When platforms are forced to block “anything that might harm kids,” the result is overreach. A real rights-respecting solution to keeping people safe online is one that's built on user control, privacy, and smart design, not censorship. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Blocking Access to Harmful Content Will Not Protect Children Online,
The UK is having a moment. In late July, new rules took effect that require all online services available in the UK to assess whether they host content considered harmful to children, and if so,
www.eff.org
August 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
When platforms are forced to block “anything that might harm kids,” the result is overreach. A real rights-respecting solution to keeping people safe online is one that's built on user control, privacy, and smart design, not censorship. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
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"SCPs that got hoovered up and regurgitated by chatbots end up giving tech executives schizophrenia" is perhaps fittingly a very SCP thing to happen
July 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"SCPs that got hoovered up and regurgitated by chatbots end up giving tech executives schizophrenia" is perhaps fittingly a very SCP thing to happen
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The Jpeg Artifact is a bumpy, blocky textured toy based on image compression. the dildo is, to use the parlance, deep-fried.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
Jpeg Artifact | funkittoys
You know the image. You found it online in your formative years, when you were a little too young to be looking at such things. It was all porn, of course, but this was different. It was special, it a...
www.funkittoys.com
July 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The Jpeg Artifact is a bumpy, blocky textured toy based on image compression. the dildo is, to use the parlance, deep-fried.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
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A wise man once said "Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction."
July 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A wise man once said "Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction."
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Look, he learned Abe's name, you can't expect him to learn a second Japanese person's name.
TRUMP CRITICIZED THE U.S.–JAPAN AUTO TRADE RELATIONSHIP AS UNFAIR, REFERRING TO JAPAN’S NEGOTIATOR AS “MR. JAPAN,” AND WARNED OF POSSIBLE NEW TARIFFS AHEAD OF THE LOOMING JULY 9 DEADLINE.
June 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look, he learned Abe's name, you can't expect him to learn a second Japanese person's name.
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I need to dig out the GameSpot shirts we did like this, we did two or three different scores including some sort of six? I want to say it was a 6.8?
They should market this as "Finally! You can now buy a 10 from IGN!"
They should market this as "Finally! You can now buy a 10 from IGN!"
June 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I need to dig out the GameSpot shirts we did like this, we did two or three different scores including some sort of six? I want to say it was a 6.8?
They should market this as "Finally! You can now buy a 10 from IGN!"
They should market this as "Finally! You can now buy a 10 from IGN!"