L.A. Witt
@gallagherwitt.bsky.social
Author. Artist. Hockey fan (Penguins & Kraken). Ron Howard didn't write it - I did. Tax the rich or eat them.
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L.A. Witt
@gallagherwitt.bsky.social
· Apr 6
Ron Howard has officially weighed in... XD
(My husband got this signed at Steel City Con)
(My husband got this signed at Steel City Con)
Better Late Than Never
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* M/M Military Romance
* Forbidden love (officer/enlisted)
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Now available EVERYWHERE!!
* M/M Military Romance
* Forbidden love (officer/enlisted)
* Doctor/Corpsman
* Divorced over 40 dad
* First time with a man
* Set in beautiful Spain
www.gallagherwitt.com/better-late-...
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Better Late Than Never
Now available EVERYWHERE!!
* M/M Military Romance
* Forbidden love (officer/enlisted)
* Doctor/Corpsman
* Divorced over 40 dad
* First time with a man
* Set in beautiful Spain
www.gallagherwitt.com/better-late-...
Now available EVERYWHERE!!
* M/M Military Romance
* Forbidden love (officer/enlisted)
* Doctor/Corpsman
* Divorced over 40 dad
* First time with a man
* Set in beautiful Spain
www.gallagherwitt.com/better-late-...
Coming November 17th...
A heartbroken groom.
His ex's former sidepiece.
A cabin in Maine.
All the chemistry from that one sizzling night a year ago...
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His ex's former sidepiece.
A cabin in Maine.
All the chemistry from that one sizzling night a year ago...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Coming November 17th...
A heartbroken groom.
His ex's former sidepiece.
A cabin in Maine.
All the chemistry from that one sizzling night a year ago...
JILTED
$2.99 preorder
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A heartbroken groom.
His ex's former sidepiece.
A cabin in Maine.
All the chemistry from that one sizzling night a year ago...
JILTED
$2.99 preorder
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So are we allowed to call them Nazis now? Or do we have to wait until it's WAY too late?
In a shocking on-air moment, a “Fox and Friends” co-host said homeless people suffering from mental health issues who refuse help should be killed
'Just Kill 'Em': Fox Host Makes Shocking Comment On Homeless People
"Fox and Friends" co-host Brian Kilmeade made a jaw-dropping remark while discussing homelessness and mental health.
www.huffpost.com
September 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
So are we allowed to call them Nazis now? Or do we have to wait until it's WAY too late?
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Yuuuuup. Also, I don't give a shit if some of the worst people in the world think I am being performative or am virtue signaling. Fuck 'em. They don't get to tell me how to be.
Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.
Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
September 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Yuuuuup. Also, I don't give a shit if some of the worst people in the world think I am being performative or am virtue signaling. Fuck 'em. They don't get to tell me how to be.
Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.
Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.
Our Big White Lie is now available!
* Sapphic fake wedding romance
* Best friends to lovers
* Everyone knows but them
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* Sapphic fake wedding romance
* Best friends to lovers
* Everyone knows but them
* KU, Kindle, Hardcover, & Paperback
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September 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Our Big White Lie is now available!
* Sapphic fake wedding romance
* Best friends to lovers
* Everyone knows but them
* KU, Kindle, Hardcover, & Paperback
* $0.99 for a very limited time!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FKYD8KRC
* Sapphic fake wedding romance
* Best friends to lovers
* Everyone knows but them
* KU, Kindle, Hardcover, & Paperback
* $0.99 for a very limited time!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FKYD8KRC
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PSA: RFK Jr is a eugenics-supporting piece of shit. He ALSO has spasmodic dysphonia, which is why his voice sounds the way it does.
There are endless ways to express what a piece of shit he is WITHOUT mocking his disability.
RFK Jr won’t see what you say about him, but other disabled people will
There are endless ways to express what a piece of shit he is WITHOUT mocking his disability.
RFK Jr won’t see what you say about him, but other disabled people will
September 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
PSA: RFK Jr is a eugenics-supporting piece of shit. He ALSO has spasmodic dysphonia, which is why his voice sounds the way it does.
There are endless ways to express what a piece of shit he is WITHOUT mocking his disability.
RFK Jr won’t see what you say about him, but other disabled people will
There are endless ways to express what a piece of shit he is WITHOUT mocking his disability.
RFK Jr won’t see what you say about him, but other disabled people will
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If you think it’s a coincidence that Trump picked an unqualified alcoholic rapist as his Secretary of Defense you don’t understand how blowing up boats with US Military to distract from Epstein pressers work.
September 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If you think it’s a coincidence that Trump picked an unqualified alcoholic rapist as his Secretary of Defense you don’t understand how blowing up boats with US Military to distract from Epstein pressers work.
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hi, cis folks!
this is present day reality for UK trans folks. it’s outrageous someone should have to have taken this journey to live as themselves, participate in society, & be with who they love.
hi, cis americans!
this is a future trans americans see that starts with “we need to compromise.”
this is present day reality for UK trans folks. it’s outrageous someone should have to have taken this journey to live as themselves, participate in society, & be with who they love.
hi, cis americans!
this is a future trans americans see that starts with “we need to compromise.”
I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset.
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
August 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
hi, cis folks!
this is present day reality for UK trans folks. it’s outrageous someone should have to have taken this journey to live as themselves, participate in society, & be with who they love.
hi, cis americans!
this is a future trans americans see that starts with “we need to compromise.”
this is present day reality for UK trans folks. it’s outrageous someone should have to have taken this journey to live as themselves, participate in society, & be with who they love.
hi, cis americans!
this is a future trans americans see that starts with “we need to compromise.”
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A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
* Kindle ($2.99 for a very limited time)
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* Paperback & Hardcover
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August 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
* Kindle ($2.99 for a very limited time)
* Kindle Unlimited
* Paperback & Hardcover
www.amazon.com/Everything-L...
Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!)
A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
* Kindle ($2.99 for a very limited time)
* Kindle Unlimited
* Paperback & Hardcover
www.amazon.com/Everything-L...
NOW AVAILABLE!
Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!)
A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
* Kindle ($2.99 for a very limited time)
* Kindle Unlimited
* Paperback & Hardcover
www.amazon.com/Everything-L...
Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!)
A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
* Kindle ($2.99 for a very limited time)
* Kindle Unlimited
* Paperback & Hardcover
www.amazon.com/Everything-L...
August 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
NOW AVAILABLE!
Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!)
A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
* Kindle ($2.99 for a very limited time)
* Kindle Unlimited
* Paperback & Hardcover
www.amazon.com/Everything-L...
Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!)
A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
* Kindle ($2.99 for a very limited time)
* Kindle Unlimited
* Paperback & Hardcover
www.amazon.com/Everything-L...
So Kobo has updated their dashboard, and now when you publish a new book... there's no link provided. You have to go search for the book and get the link that way (assuming the search function behaves). This was confirmed to me by Kobo.
That just seems like a ridiculous feature to remove. 🤷♀️
That just seems like a ridiculous feature to remove. 🤷♀️
August 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
So Kobo has updated their dashboard, and now when you publish a new book... there's no link provided. You have to go search for the book and get the link that way (assuming the search function behaves). This was confirmed to me by Kobo.
That just seems like a ridiculous feature to remove. 🤷♀️
That just seems like a ridiculous feature to remove. 🤷♀️
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10/10
Trump's splotchy hand and swollen ankles raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.
August 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
10/10
Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!)
A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
Available August 27th.
$2.99 preorder (that price is for a VERY limited time!)
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A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
Available August 27th.
$2.99 preorder (that price is for a VERY limited time!)
www.amazon.com/Everything-L...
August 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!)
A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
Available August 27th.
$2.99 preorder (that price is for a VERY limited time!)
www.amazon.com/Everything-L...
A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
Available August 27th.
$2.99 preorder (that price is for a VERY limited time!)
www.amazon.com/Everything-L...
Coming August 27th - 500+ pages of things I wish I knew 17 years ago.
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August 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Coming August 27th - 500+ pages of things I wish I knew 17 years ago.
Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don’t have to!) - $2.99 preorder!
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Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don’t have to!) - $2.99 preorder!
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My wife is in Vogue shitting on your AI-generated "art" 💜 www.vogue.com/article/matt...
![Well, everything. The death of art. [Laughs.] A thing that I’ve been struck by in the last year of tech development around art is that what makes us human is making art, even if you’re not a professional artist. This is kind of corny, but I think about cavemen, right? One of the first things we ever did as a species was put our handprints on a wall, and it’s just this drive that has always been there. It’ll always be there. And I think it’s preposterous that these people are suggesting that they develop this technology, and the first thing they want to eliminate is art, so you have more time to…what, email? I don’t know what they think I’m going to do with my fucking day. Most of the population is not artists, but a lot of the population has artistic hobbies, and if you replace that with a computer doing it for you or whatever, it’s just pointless. I think there’s a death drive in these people, almost, and an actual hatred of artists; they are jealous of people with imagination because they don’t have one, and they almost consciously want to eliminate it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:obalt57atoxc2zooldtuur75/bafkreifnjtvupzmkqg7cggiv2z5nckzpp5yd2sm7h5gg2kq3plbwv2btuy@jpeg)
July 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My wife is in Vogue shitting on your AI-generated "art" 💜 www.vogue.com/article/matt...
Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!)
A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
$2.99 Preorder. Available August 27.
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A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
$2.99 Preorder. Available August 27.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBLJ9W7V/
July 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!)
A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
$2.99 Preorder. Available August 27.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBLJ9W7V/
A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind.
$2.99 Preorder. Available August 27.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBLJ9W7V/
Since this is apparently making the rounds again...
Ron Howard didn't write it. I did.
Ron Howard didn't write it. I did.
July 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Since this is apparently making the rounds again...
Ron Howard didn't write it. I did.
Ron Howard didn't write it. I did.
I take a medication that makes carbonated drinks taste weird.
When I describe it as "it makes soda taste like licking a 9-volt battery," more people than you'd expect give an understanding nod and say "Ooh, that's unpleasant."
So. Yeah. XD
When I describe it as "it makes soda taste like licking a 9-volt battery," more people than you'd expect give an understanding nod and say "Ooh, that's unpleasant."
So. Yeah. XD
Bluesky users being very honest about their battery licking history. When they say this place has juice, they're not kidding.
July 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I take a medication that makes carbonated drinks taste weird.
When I describe it as "it makes soda taste like licking a 9-volt battery," more people than you'd expect give an understanding nod and say "Ooh, that's unpleasant."
So. Yeah. XD
When I describe it as "it makes soda taste like licking a 9-volt battery," more people than you'd expect give an understanding nod and say "Ooh, that's unpleasant."
So. Yeah. XD
So the Society of Authors is asking people to weigh in on "I didn't use GenAI to write my book" certifications.
The fact that they're even ASKING if we're willing to pay a fee is an "ABSOLUTELY TF NOT" from me. 🧵
societyofauthors.org/2025/07/11/h...
The fact that they're even ASKING if we're willing to pay a fee is an "ABSOLUTELY TF NOT" from me. 🧵
societyofauthors.org/2025/07/11/h...
Human Authored Survey - The Society of Authors
We're looking for your opinions on schemes which certify that novels or books have been fully created by humans. Complete our survey here.
societyofauthors.org
July 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
So the Society of Authors is asking people to weigh in on "I didn't use GenAI to write my book" certifications.
The fact that they're even ASKING if we're willing to pay a fee is an "ABSOLUTELY TF NOT" from me. 🧵
societyofauthors.org/2025/07/11/h...
The fact that they're even ASKING if we're willing to pay a fee is an "ABSOLUTELY TF NOT" from me. 🧵
societyofauthors.org/2025/07/11/h...
We're working on it!! 😎
Writing update: finished Chapter 14 of Shift Change and sent it back to @gallagherwitt.bsky.social. It's coming along. Slowly, but it's getting there.
July 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
We're working on it!! 😎
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Gods I hate these assholes so much. Just wanton cruelty because Trump, Musk, and the rest of MAGA get off on hurting people, but not in a consensual kinky way.
July 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Gods I hate these assholes so much. Just wanton cruelty because Trump, Musk, and the rest of MAGA get off on hurting people, but not in a consensual kinky way.
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The only way to prevent AI-produced slop from becoming the default is to refuse to watch, play, read, or listen to stuff like this.
Netflix uses generative AI in one of its shows for first time
Firm says technology used in El Eternauta is chance ‘to help creators make films and series better, not just cheaper’
www.theguardian.com
July 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The only way to prevent AI-produced slop from becoming the default is to refuse to watch, play, read, or listen to stuff like this.
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I keep seeing people say things like, “Well we’re not going to HAVE elections,” and with all due respect, I think this is both wildly pessimistic and also wildly naive.
We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.
We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.
July 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I keep seeing people say things like, “Well we’re not going to HAVE elections,” and with all due respect, I think this is both wildly pessimistic and also wildly naive.
We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.
We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.
Spicy scenes aren’t easy to write, but help is on the way!
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July 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Spicy scenes aren’t easy to write, but help is on the way!
Heat Up Your Hot Scenes
www.gallagherwitt.com/heat-up-your...
Heat Up Your Hot Scenes
www.gallagherwitt.com/heat-up-your...