Gabrielle
@gabbklein.myatproto.social
Mom, word nerd, ADHD, she/her. These are a few of my favorite things: curiosity, creativity, nourishment, beauty, and humor.
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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Autism is a spectrum, not "one size fits all". New research suggests that 4 types of autism exist. Children may have genetic mutations that manifest at different times in their life.
There are many autisms.
RFK Jr. did not find the cause. And it's not vaccines or Tylenol.
🧪 archive.today/a67ZN
There are many autisms.
RFK Jr. did not find the cause. And it's not vaccines or Tylenol.
🧪 archive.today/a67ZN
New science points to 4 distinct types of autism
Scientists are redefining autism as a complex condition with multiple forms, challenging traditional notions.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Autism is a spectrum, not "one size fits all". New research suggests that 4 types of autism exist. Children may have genetic mutations that manifest at different times in their life.
There are many autisms.
RFK Jr. did not find the cause. And it's not vaccines or Tylenol.
🧪 archive.today/a67ZN
There are many autisms.
RFK Jr. did not find the cause. And it's not vaccines or Tylenol.
🧪 archive.today/a67ZN
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I am just a humble physicist devising new modes of sandwich with corn fritters and leftover turkey, it’s not for me to say if this is “brilliant” or “unimaginably creative” or “the sort of orthogonal sandwich thinking that comes along once in a generation.” That is for the MacArthur folks to decide.
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I am just a humble physicist devising new modes of sandwich with corn fritters and leftover turkey, it’s not for me to say if this is “brilliant” or “unimaginably creative” or “the sort of orthogonal sandwich thinking that comes along once in a generation.” That is for the MacArthur folks to decide.
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[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING
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I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
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And if you do get in solely by benefitting from discrimination, you're going to find yourself a mediocrity amid mediocrities.
That's why corporate America adopted DEI, after all: not because of woke, but because limiting your talent pool to legacy admissions is exceptionally stupid!
That's why corporate America adopted DEI, after all: not because of woke, but because limiting your talent pool to legacy admissions is exceptionally stupid!
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
And if you do get in solely by benefitting from discrimination, you're going to find yourself a mediocrity amid mediocrities.
That's why corporate America adopted DEI, after all: not because of woke, but because limiting your talent pool to legacy admissions is exceptionally stupid!
That's why corporate America adopted DEI, after all: not because of woke, but because limiting your talent pool to legacy admissions is exceptionally stupid!
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Bit of a wild story. Hearing this second hand, but buckle up.
ICE attempted to pull a Kavanaugh stop last night (Christmas Eve), pulling over my mom’s boss (an LPR). He proved his immigration status, but they decided to go after the coworker he was with instead. It gets wilder from here… 1/
ICE attempted to pull a Kavanaugh stop last night (Christmas Eve), pulling over my mom’s boss (an LPR). He proved his immigration status, but they decided to go after the coworker he was with instead. It gets wilder from here… 1/
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The 4yo, watching the candles on our wind machine on Christmas Eve, staring peacefully and pensively:
"I had a thought when I was a baby, but I didn't know how to talk so I couldn't share it. But I think I can share that feeling now."
Me: "Oh?"
4yo: "I felt... like I wanted to eat many cookies."
"I had a thought when I was a baby, but I didn't know how to talk so I couldn't share it. But I think I can share that feeling now."
Me: "Oh?"
4yo: "I felt... like I wanted to eat many cookies."
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The 4yo, watching the candles on our wind machine on Christmas Eve, staring peacefully and pensively:
"I had a thought when I was a baby, but I didn't know how to talk so I couldn't share it. But I think I can share that feeling now."
Me: "Oh?"
4yo: "I felt... like I wanted to eat many cookies."
"I had a thought when I was a baby, but I didn't know how to talk so I couldn't share it. But I think I can share that feeling now."
Me: "Oh?"
4yo: "I felt... like I wanted to eat many cookies."
Make a bond movie casual
Quarter Casino With Cheese
Quarter Casino With Cheese
Make a bond movie casual
Leafraker
Leafraker
Make a Bond movie casual
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Make a bond movie casual
Quarter Casino With Cheese
Quarter Casino With Cheese
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you’d be amazed at the pedagogical power of being loudly wrong about many things if you actually listen to the harangues of your critics, though
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
you’d be amazed at the pedagogical power of being loudly wrong about many things if you actually listen to the harangues of your critics, though
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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I can't believe the Good billionaire turned out to be Bad! Now who will save us all?
November 21, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I can't believe the Good billionaire turned out to be Bad! Now who will save us all?
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Muchos años después, frente al bidet, el coronel Aureliano Buendía había de recordar aquella tarde remota en que su padre lo llevó a conocer el bidet
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Muchos años después, frente al bidet, el coronel Aureliano Buendía había de recordar aquella tarde remota en que su padre lo llevó a conocer el bidet
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The Polar Express (2004)
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The Polar Express (2004)
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Merry Christmas!
The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Merry Christmas!
The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
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“Because riders and passersby can be unreliable, Waymo pays workers in Los Angeles $20 or more for rescuing a robotaxi by closing a door, summoning help through an app called Honk that is like an Uber for towing companies.”
When robot taxis get stuck, a secret army of humans comes to the rescue
Waymo robotaxis get stranded when a passenger leaves the door open. Tow truck operators can get paid $22 to close a door and set them free again.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“Because riders and passersby can be unreliable, Waymo pays workers in Los Angeles $20 or more for rescuing a robotaxi by closing a door, summoning help through an app called Honk that is like an Uber for towing companies.”
Christmas rainbow
December 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Christmas rainbow
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
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Treason for the Season
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Treason for the Season
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"According to this month's housing report, sales of gingerbread homes for the month of December have shot up an incredible 2000 percent over the previous month. This breaks the drought of near-zero growth that has plagued administration officials for almost eleven months."
The Gingerbread Housing Report
What once seemed like the worst gingerbread housing crisis this nation has ever seen has taken a dramatic turn toward a full recovery. According to...
buff.ly
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"According to this month's housing report, sales of gingerbread homes for the month of December have shot up an incredible 2000 percent over the previous month. This breaks the drought of near-zero growth that has plagued administration officials for almost eleven months."
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Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
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Irish woman with green card, bounced 2 checks totaling $80 ten years ago. For this "crime of moral turpitude," she was held pending deportation, no bond, and put in isolation for asking for low-sodium food.
It's great she's out. But also white privilege – 18 Senators wrote to Kristi Noem about her.
It's great she's out. But also white privilege – 18 Senators wrote to Kristi Noem about her.
A grandmother will spend Christmas with her family after ICE held her for nearly five months. She’s had a green card for 30+ years and lived in the U.S. since childhood. Her detention ended only after public and congressional pressure.
www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-...
www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-...
www.star-telegram.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Irish woman with green card, bounced 2 checks totaling $80 ten years ago. For this "crime of moral turpitude," she was held pending deportation, no bond, and put in isolation for asking for low-sodium food.
It's great she's out. But also white privilege – 18 Senators wrote to Kristi Noem about her.
It's great she's out. But also white privilege – 18 Senators wrote to Kristi Noem about her.
I just started Peter Heller's newest book, The Orchard (I got started with Heller when he ripped my heart apart with The Dog Stars), and it opens with this banger.
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I just started Peter Heller's newest book, The Orchard (I got started with Heller when he ripped my heart apart with The Dog Stars), and it opens with this banger.