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Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume
December 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Estranged Parent subculture rules it's like "we are united by the fact that our children will not talk to us" which means it's going to largely self-select for the most insufferable people, so insufferable in fact that their own children have stopped speaking to them.
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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“They know me here”
January 21, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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Sektori is one of the best games I’ve played all year. Design perfection, a fantastic soundtrack, it’s almost impossible for me to put down. I need every sicko reading this to play it. For @aftermath.site aftermath.site/sektori-shoo...
Sektori Is The Technically Perfect Heir To Geometry Wars
I need every sicko reading this to play Sektori right now.
aftermath.site
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
@eliyudin.com given the pod this week would like to suggest Apothecary Diaries for you. Anime where the protagonist solves medium hard problems in feudal china.
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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old bay sweater 🦀🦐🍗 thank you very much 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
October 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Corporate/ personal injury /criminal defense
October 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”
October 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Hollow Knight: Silksong is a game for people that love getting punished, but the line between punishing and annoying is often deeply personal. aftermath.site/silksong-probl...
September 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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If you can think of a better way to get merger approval, I’m sure we’d all love to hear it
September 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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"debate me"
ok pull up
September 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Tim Robinson yelling voice
September 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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yo this guy is cooking
August 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I'm smitten with Long Story Short.
August 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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by far the funniest thing about team cherry is how half-assed their logo is
August 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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OH MY GOD
August 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.

It aired in 1990.
August 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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i finished watching the pitt and i have a plan for improving efficiency in emergency rooms. gather all medicine you have on hand and dump it into a large vat. that's the "wellness vat." wheel it around and ladle it out to people. if someone is critical, pick them up and put them in the wellness vat
August 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM