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Go outside, nerd! Get out. Go! I ain’t got time to be distracted by your worthless chime-ins. G’on!
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What an incredibly fucking absurd time to be alive.
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You guys this is what they do. They drive around in circles in parking lot. Ice has to be the most dip shit inefficient organization on the planet.
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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white flight from the human condition
"What [MAGA authoritarians] fear most is the plain truth of being human."

Interesting reflections. Not the main point of the piece but it's pretty astounding that MAGA figures think the anti-ICE protests are operating in Trump's political favor, as Alan shows here. Let them think that.
Megyn Kelly’s response to Billie Eilish’s anti-ICE speech at the Grammys was to tell her to shut up and “sing for me, bitch.”

MAGA can only see artists and art and something to be subjugated and controlled.

www.liberalcurrents.com/none-more-wo...
February 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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So wait, the plan of the House Republicans (avg IQ 75) is to invite Bill Clinton, who appears to be basically absent from the Epstein Files, and give him a chance to talk to camera for like 8 hours?
Bill and Hillary Clinton have agreed to testify under subpoena before House Oversight on the Epstein case.
February 5, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Anyone else ever get the music from Arc Raiders stuck in your head? Not the video game music, but the music the players play with the recorder, shaker, and guitar?
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Oh, the pearl-clutching that will commence when future US leaders take steps to remove Trump constructions in DC. "How could you insult..." and "you have to accept that..." and on and on.

Ignore it. These are aberrations, illegal, a stain.

We the People, not tribute to one anti-democracy figure.
If this Putinesque monstrosity is built, it will be torn down soon after completion.
Trump Releases Latest Rendering of White House Ballroom Project
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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People like this think *you’re* a coward because *they* are cowards and have no theory of mind.
Yeah and put a masked armed ICe Nazi around the right 15000 polling places could depress enough votes
Always remember THEY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS. In the realm of Online, they can just say things and have them treated as true. In the realm of Real Life, there are 115,000 polling places in America and DHS has like 15,000 dudes total.
February 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Should these freaks get confirmed, it’s critical that Democrats remove them from the bench by any means necessary.
Another batch of Trump's judicial nominees refused in their confirmation hearings today to publicly acknowledge that Joe Biden won the 2020 election, which annoyed Sen. Richard Blumenthal enough for him to call them "monkeys" and "puppets"
February 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Another batch of Trump's judicial nominees refused in their confirmation hearings today to publicly acknowledge that Joe Biden won the 2020 election, which annoyed Sen. Richard Blumenthal enough for him to call them "monkeys" and "puppets"
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Democrats will now get the fight they should want: a hardball negotiation over DHS funding alone. And it looks like they're in a pretty strong position.

Today's Morning Shots, featuring @eggerdc.bsky.social, @jimswift.bsky.social, and @willsommer.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4rvH4sX
Don’t Look Now, But Dems Are Winning the DHS-Funding Fight
Whether they’ll recognize it as a victory is another question.
lnk.thebulwark.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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the good thing about this is this person never leaves their basement so this is a purely hypothetical threat
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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MAGA is a movement of America haters who despise this country and are conspiring to destroy it
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Pursued by federal agents, suburban ICE observers remain resolved
After a frightening pursuit by federal agents, suburban ICE observers say fear hasn’t stopped them from protecting their communities.
www.mprnews.org
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Fascists will tell outrageous lies to your face, on purpose, in order to test whether you’re so committed to civility that you won’t breach decorum and call them out on it. If you don’t, they consider that a win. If you do, they’ll immediately flip to being a victim and whine about your rudeness.
this is a wicked man who knows he is being wicked and does it anyway
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?

Vance: For what?
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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to be a bit serious one irony of vance’s life is that he is also an addict: addicted to power and clearly willing to sell anything to get it
February 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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"ICE guys are pretty miserable. I don’t think morale is particularly high for them. They’re freezing, they’re getting shouted at. They can’t go anywhere without being tailed by 5 cars. They get out and immediately there's a crowd of 100 people shouting at them, blowing whistles as loud as they can."
Inside the resistance with Will Stancil
"It's something I could do to keep them from stealing my neighbors."
www.publicnotice.co
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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what I keep trying to communicate to the people who are Mad Online From Afar that we aren't doing cool opsec stuff in Minnesota is that we've got people named *Tippy Amundson* who are the vice-chair of the Norwegian Heritage Society in their leafy suburb out on patrol
When an ICE agent detaining them began to seize, the women urged the other officers to call 911 and let them help.

“To do that, I had to take his weapon that was on his hip and move it around to the front of his body,” said Tippy Amundson. “Nobody stopped me from touching that weapon at all.”
While detained by ICE, Brooklyn Park women help agent experiencing seizure
Tippy Amundson and Heather Zemian were patrolling their Brooklyn Park neighborhood, looking out for the safety of kids getting off the bus from school. They ended up looking out for the safety of an I...
www.mprnews.org
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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I talked to a woman who quit an AUSA job recently. She was asked by main DOJ to dismiss a Medicare fraud prosecution because the defendant was the daughter of a girlfriend of a MAGA figure.
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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My dispatch from Springfield, Ohio yesterday:

www.thebulwark.com/p/dont-look-...
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I refuse to lament the destruction of the Washington Post mostly because I don’t think very highly of journalists to begin with, and anyone with any integrity should’ve already quit before now.
February 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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I don’t think centralization is particularly necessary here because OUR NEIGHBORHOOD RESPONSE NETWORKS ARE NOT A POLITICAL ORGANIZATION but he’s 100% correct that the fetishization of anonymity over the core goal, spreading information, is strangling their effectiveness
Absolutely incredible that PissPigGranddad went to MPLS to checkout the RR networks, community defense work and he basically recites my entire pitch for what is happening, lambasting the fetishization of opsec, and the need for centralization if you want a politics that can handle escalation.
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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January 6 was the worst day of my life. But the threat of Donald Trump didn’t end when the mob left the Capitol.

That’s why I’m running for Congress: to defend this country, with the full constitutional authority of Congress.

I’m Harry Dunn. And I’m ready to finish the job.
Done Waiting
YouTube video by Harry Dunn
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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Bruce Ratner, the director of the Malania film, caught lying to WSJ as a result of the release of Epstein emails....

www.wsj.com/us-news/flir...
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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Addressing Marimar Martinez, Blumenthal shows text messages from the CBP agent who shot her and says:

"Charles Exum sought to assassinate you, and then DHS sought to assassinate your character. That is unconscionable and intolerable."
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM