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pisser extraordinaire.
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
bacteria encompasses us all
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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CARTOON/K_GONZO.GIF
October 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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New Tyler Robinson posts leaked to me tell a very different story than you've heard before:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: Leaked Messages from Charlie Kirk Assassin
Accused shooter’s “politics” is not what government and media say
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Nothing but respect for this TRANSGENDER PATRIOT for respecting the RULE OF LAW and turning in her EVIL CHASER boyfriend 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
September 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
spending a lot of time thinking inside my brain...
September 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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July 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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every day israel is slaughtering more palestinians and you barely hear a peep from supposed western “leaders” who love to talk about human rights and international law whenever it comes to china, russia, or iran, but go mum about them when israel comes into the mix
July 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Is cuck porn killing the white race? 🤔
July 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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why is everything computer
July 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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i could fix the nytimes
July 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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i love being pleased as punch. but i hate having a bee in my bonnet
July 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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(Guy who is paying a normal amount of attention to stuff but is also on here for some reason) I’m voting against Jeffrey Epstein
July 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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this still makes me giggle uncontrollably
July 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
July 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Today my intrusive thought of the day has been "Hello ladies...Im Boober"
June 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Zohran Mamdani has instituted a cisgender jizya. Polygamy is recognized by law for transgender people only. The city-owned bodegas have long since driven all others out of business. You can only enter them if you can recite the red pill scene from the Matrix from memory.
meanwhile, on twitter
June 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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"this guy in his mid thirties lacks work experience" really hits different from the generation that writes the email body in the subject line
June 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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[Sees large Jewish turnout for a democratic socialist who advocates solidarity, denounces ethnic hatred, and resonates with NYC's vast Jewish socialist history]
"This proves why Jews cannot survive outside a genocidal ethnostate."
June 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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NYT A1[6/25/26]: GROCERY PRICES STILL HIGH NO THANKS TO JEW HATER ZOHRAN HUSSEIN MAMDANI
June 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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the most ringing endorsement for Zohran Mamdani yet

get out and vote or risk Trump's rich supporters and now his girlfriend having their pick run our city
June 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM