Frog Fractions
@frogfractions.bsky.social
I like to make people laugh
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Frog Fractions
@frogfractions.bsky.social
· Nov 14
They should add a fishing minigame to real life
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i wish i had better typos that added to the joke instead of making it incoelelfsible
July 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i wish i had better typos that added to the joke instead of making it incoelelfsible
This Fourth of July don’t forget your draft dodging president thinks POWs and wounded soldiers are “losers”. Imagine licking the boot of a man who wouldn’t even take a step in yours.
July 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This Fourth of July don’t forget your draft dodging president thinks POWs and wounded soldiers are “losers”. Imagine licking the boot of a man who wouldn’t even take a step in yours.
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Nothing brings out the worst in old people like the rough and tumble world of the Costco parking lot
January 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Nothing brings out the worst in old people like the rough and tumble world of the Costco parking lot
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You disrespect me today, the day of my daughter’s wedding, in front of all of my neopets?
November 28, 2024 at 10:38 PM
You disrespect me today, the day of my daughter’s wedding, in front of all of my neopets?
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They should add a fishing minigame to real life
November 14, 2024 at 12:21 AM
They should add a fishing minigame to real life
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Excuse me sir, this so called “butter knife” tastes fucking terrible
November 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Excuse me sir, this so called “butter knife” tastes fucking terrible
was enjoying a wake and bake on the porch when a spider caught a bug near me in its web. Watching this spider work has been blowing my fucking mind
June 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
was enjoying a wake and bake on the porch when a spider caught a bug near me in its web. Watching this spider work has been blowing my fucking mind
I will personally give head to whoever at chobani came up with the s’mores flips
April 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I will personally give head to whoever at chobani came up with the s’mores flips
If they don’t bring back the quesorito right now I’m going ballistic
March 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If they don’t bring back the quesorito right now I’m going ballistic
im caught up on the pit and I miss it
February 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
im caught up on the pit and I miss it
I’m not addicted to drugs, but my brain worm definitely is and you do NOT want to piss off that guy
February 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m not addicted to drugs, but my brain worm definitely is and you do NOT want to piss off that guy
Tonight all of the Grammys gather in one place to discuss recipes and their favorite grandchildren
February 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Tonight all of the Grammys gather in one place to discuss recipes and their favorite grandchildren
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Congratulations on your 10th wedding anniversary, you're now in a Kirkland brand marriage.
January 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Congratulations on your 10th wedding anniversary, you're now in a Kirkland brand marriage.
Sure let’s accuse the drag queens who just want to dress up and read books to children of doing what priests are known for LITERALLY systematically doing
January 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Sure let’s accuse the drag queens who just want to dress up and read books to children of doing what priests are known for LITERALLY systematically doing
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hey everybody, my computer
broke, so, i’ma just circle around
the neighborhood until i find you!
okay? could you just.. i dunno..
wave you hands? or something??
broke, so, i’ma just circle around
the neighborhood until i find you!
okay? could you just.. i dunno..
wave you hands? or something??
January 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
hey everybody, my computer
broke, so, i’ma just circle around
the neighborhood until i find you!
okay? could you just.. i dunno..
wave you hands? or something??
broke, so, i’ma just circle around
the neighborhood until i find you!
okay? could you just.. i dunno..
wave you hands? or something??
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“Your password cannot be that stupid one you always try to use.”
January 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
“Your password cannot be that stupid one you always try to use.”
If you don’t support trans/lgbt+ rights go fuck yourself and block me. Here in the FROG FRACTIONS swamp we love each other and take care of our community.
And if you think human rights is “too political” for a shit posting frog account, you can also go fuck yourself.
And if you think human rights is “too political” for a shit posting frog account, you can also go fuck yourself.
January 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If you don’t support trans/lgbt+ rights go fuck yourself and block me. Here in the FROG FRACTIONS swamp we love each other and take care of our community.
And if you think human rights is “too political” for a shit posting frog account, you can also go fuck yourself.
And if you think human rights is “too political” for a shit posting frog account, you can also go fuck yourself.
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There was a kid in my third grade class named Craig and he had grey hair and corrected my pronunciation of “cerulean”
Where is he now
Where is he now
January 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
There was a kid in my third grade class named Craig and he had grey hair and corrected my pronunciation of “cerulean”
Where is he now
Where is he now
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We no longer offer in-person tubbies now. We are a teletubbies only office.
January 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We no longer offer in-person tubbies now. We are a teletubbies only office.
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how many januaries do you guys think february will be
January 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
how many januaries do you guys think february will be
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What part of the water cycle would you want to be part of the most? For me, it’s definitely evaporation.
January 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What part of the water cycle would you want to be part of the most? For me, it’s definitely evaporation.
Quoting for documentation purposes
If I don’t get 50k followers by tomorrow my girlfriend will lock me in a cage all weekend and only feed me blueberries
January 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Quoting for documentation purposes
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I'm taking up recreational screaming
January 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm taking up recreational screaming
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Didgeridoo, or didgeridon’t idgaf I’m not a cop
January 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Didgeridoo, or didgeridon’t idgaf I’m not a cop