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Playing my roommate’s Kirby Otamatone.
any/all
any/all
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
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I honestly thought 2002-2005 would be the low point of my lifetime but like damn
All the terrifying stuff aside, this is so much stupider and more embarrassing than even early 2000s culture
September 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I honestly thought 2002-2005 would be the low point of my lifetime but like damn
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the trajectory from circa 1999 Man Show-era women jumping on trampolines Jimmy Kimmel to 2025 free speech canary in the coal mine Jimmy Kimmel is really something
September 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
the trajectory from circa 1999 Man Show-era women jumping on trampolines Jimmy Kimmel to 2025 free speech canary in the coal mine Jimmy Kimmel is really something
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if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys
September 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys
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Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver
Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver
ST. GEORGE, UT—As questions continue to swirl regarding the motive behind last week’s assassination of Charlie Kirk, The Wall Street Journal published a bombshell investigation Monday that suggests al...
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September 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver
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you know who else had nine inch nails and got you closer to God?
August 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
you know who else had nine inch nails and got you closer to God?
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Look, I'll play a free-to-play GAAS Skate instead of Skate 4, but you can't expect me to be too happy about it.
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Look, I'll play a free-to-play GAAS Skate instead of Skate 4, but you can't expect me to be too happy about it.
@nytimes.com screaming crying throwing up
August 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@nytimes.com screaming crying throwing up
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I want a pope with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn
Like cigarettes
And eyes that burn
Like cigarettes
April 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I want a pope with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn
Like cigarettes
And eyes that burn
Like cigarettes
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Ham radio is EXTREMELY underrated as an area of concern if things get hot
April 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Ham radio is EXTREMELY underrated as an area of concern if things get hot
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This is effectively executing a bunch of senior citizens
BREAKING: The Department of Health and Human Services has fired every single worker in its program that helps low-income Americans pay their energy bills.
thehill.com/policy/energ...
thehill.com/policy/energ...
thehill.com
April 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is effectively executing a bunch of senior citizens
On the bright side, I haven’t heard about anyone getting crabs in a while.
March 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
On the bright side, I haven’t heard about anyone getting crabs in a while.
You will never convince me the Quad City DJs aren’t from Moline, IL.
March 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You will never convince me the Quad City DJs aren’t from Moline, IL.
Me at 18 photographing vacant retail spaces as a means of exploring unrealized futures vs me at 36 practicing mindfulness with a kindergartener by asking them to describe the flavor profile of the crayon they’re eating.
March 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Me at 18 photographing vacant retail spaces as a means of exploring unrealized futures vs me at 36 practicing mindfulness with a kindergartener by asking them to describe the flavor profile of the crayon they’re eating.
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"tree equity" is the kind of thing that columnists like to make fun of when why it works is actually instantly apparent to anyone who's ever walked down a street in the summer apnews.com/article/tree...
$75 million was awarded to plant trees in places that badly need them. In anti-DEI push, that's over
The U.S. Forest Service has terminated $75 million awarded to the Arbor Day Foundation to help disadvantaged communities plant trees.
apnews.com
March 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"tree equity" is the kind of thing that columnists like to make fun of when why it works is actually instantly apparent to anyone who's ever walked down a street in the summer apnews.com/article/tree...
He farted so bad this morning it scared me.
February 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He farted so bad this morning it scared me.
Okay I get it now
February 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Okay I get it now
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"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.
February 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.
I think I’m my parents’ Wario
February 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I think I’m my parents’ Wario
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RFK Jr: SSRIs are addictive
Me, an addict in recovery, who still forgets to take her meds regularly: why am I crying and where am I crying
Me, an addict in recovery, who still forgets to take her meds regularly: why am I crying and where am I crying
February 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
RFK Jr: SSRIs are addictive
Me, an addict in recovery, who still forgets to take her meds regularly: why am I crying and where am I crying
Me, an addict in recovery, who still forgets to take her meds regularly: why am I crying and where am I crying
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You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic
Saw this video and had to share.
This was at the Bell Centre, never heard it so loud, this is Canadian unity 🇨🇦
#CanadianUnity
This was at the Bell Centre, never heard it so loud, this is Canadian unity 🇨🇦
#CanadianUnity
February 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic
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