judge Judy and executioner
@frightsimulator.bsky.social
Playing my roommate’s Kirby Otamatone.
any/all
any/all
@nytimes.com screaming crying throwing up
August 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@nytimes.com screaming crying throwing up
Me at 18 photographing vacant retail spaces as a means of exploring unrealized futures vs me at 36 practicing mindfulness with a kindergartener by asking them to describe the flavor profile of the crayon they’re eating.
March 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Me at 18 photographing vacant retail spaces as a means of exploring unrealized futures vs me at 36 practicing mindfulness with a kindergartener by asking them to describe the flavor profile of the crayon they’re eating.
He farted so bad this morning it scared me.
February 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He farted so bad this morning it scared me.
The equivalent of a 3 year old scribbling on a paper then screaming LOOK WHAT I MADE LOOK AT IT. That’s very beautiful sweetie but you don’t need to inundate my notifications :)
December 27, 2024 at 8:22 PM
The equivalent of a 3 year old scribbling on a paper then screaming LOOK WHAT I MADE LOOK AT IT. That’s very beautiful sweetie but you don’t need to inundate my notifications :)
Seems like a good time to repost the booty shorts
December 11, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Seems like a good time to repost the booty shorts
Me every time I come back from visiting NYC:
November 30, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Me every time I come back from visiting NYC:
Up to absolutely no good. Up to all bad, as they say.
November 25, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Up to absolutely no good. Up to all bad, as they say.
It only took 13 episodes to ask what I have wanted to know since the szn premiere.
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
It only took 13 episodes to ask what I have wanted to know since the szn premiere.
No one has ever had more daddy issues
November 20, 2024 at 2:48 AM
No one has ever had more daddy issues
We are born, we die, and if we’re lucky we get to have some tasty treats in between.
November 17, 2024 at 3:12 PM
We are born, we die, and if we’re lucky we get to have some tasty treats in between.
Whose thesis for their BFA in Digital Media with a minor in Performance Art was this
November 16, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Whose thesis for their BFA in Digital Media with a minor in Performance Art was this
People like this shut the fuck up.
November 6, 2024 at 7:14 PM
People like this shut the fuck up.
There is a Barred Owl somewhere in my neighborhood (it has a distinctive song) and if man or beast fuck with this bird I will kill god.
October 31, 2023 at 1:25 AM
There is a Barred Owl somewhere in my neighborhood (it has a distinctive song) and if man or beast fuck with this bird I will kill god.
playing notable injuries bingo
October 2, 2023 at 2:05 AM
playing notable injuries bingo
the peets/the sweets
October 2, 2023 at 1:30 AM
the peets/the sweets
What could he possibly want
October 1, 2023 at 2:07 AM
What could he possibly want
single cheeseburger
September 23, 2023 at 3:46 PM
single cheeseburger
Double cheeseburger
August 15, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Double cheeseburger
me waiting for the AC to come back on
August 1, 2023 at 6:04 PM
me waiting for the AC to come back on
I hear people are trying to make this a nicer, kinder place
July 3, 2023 at 12:31 PM
I hear people are trying to make this a nicer, kinder place