free range hen
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Victorianist (derogatory)
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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her: are you stupid
me:
me:
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
her: are you stupid
me:
me:
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my wife announced, unprompted, that I’m not allowed to buy heelys
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
my wife announced, unprompted, that I’m not allowed to buy heelys
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Pleurocybella porrigens aka Angel Wings Fungus. Newfoundland, Canada. Photo from a couple of years ago, in autumn.
#fungi #fungifriends
#fungi #fungifriends
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Pleurocybella porrigens aka Angel Wings Fungus. Newfoundland, Canada. Photo from a couple of years ago, in autumn.
#fungi #fungifriends
#fungi #fungifriends
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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Did you see scientists crossed DNA of a cheetah with a crab? It went sideways real fast.
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Did you see scientists crossed DNA of a cheetah with a crab? It went sideways real fast.
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Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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there’s a… thing?? In the sky?? It’s kinda yellow? And warm? anyone seen this before?
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
there’s a… thing?? In the sky?? It’s kinda yellow? And warm? anyone seen this before?
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My cats are holding their own speed skating competition in my hallway right now. It also includes body slams and hissing
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
My cats are holding their own speed skating competition in my hallway right now. It also includes body slams and hissing
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the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the bushes were people 😂
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In communism there will be a dialectical materialism bowl
February 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
In communism there will be a dialectical materialism bowl
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Good morning winners!!!
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Good morning winners!!!
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so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
February 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
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hello 911, im on the toad phone i need to speak with frog
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 AM
hello 911, im on the toad phone i need to speak with frog
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
ten years ago today no one clapped
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Doctor said I bear all the classic markers of having been summoned here for someone’s evil bidding
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Doctor said I bear all the classic markers of having been summoned here for someone’s evil bidding
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electronic music should make you feel like you're being hunted by a supernatural beast in the jungle
February 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
electronic music should make you feel like you're being hunted by a supernatural beast in the jungle
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what does it mean when the groundhog won’t come out of the hole and you hear a single gunshot from inside
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 PM
what does it mean when the groundhog won’t come out of the hole and you hear a single gunshot from inside
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If the English had been slightly nicer, I’d have a heavy accent and I’d be watching all this from the shores of western Ireland saying “wow, seems bad in America”
February 2, 2026 at 1:48 PM
If the English had been slightly nicer, I’d have a heavy accent and I’d be watching all this from the shores of western Ireland saying “wow, seems bad in America”
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly