Franky Pelvis
@frankypelvis.bsky.social
My favorite articles in the “world’s most trusted newspaper” are the ones where I have to guess if the writer is lying or if they are a fucking idiot
The Nuzzi piece is an excellent realtime test of whether Bluesky can recognise an ironic writing style.
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My favorite articles in the “world’s most trusted newspaper” are the ones where I have to guess if the writer is lying or if they are a fucking idiot
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
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Lady looks like she's in the Black Hole Sun music video
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Lady looks like she's in the Black Hole Sun music video
You should check your ears for signs of a brain leak.
🧲 We’re seeing the horseshoe event horizon when the lefties cheering on China because they see it as a counterforce against the US align with the Silicon Valley tech titans high on China as an advanced Sino-topian techno-surveillance state.
October 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
You should check your ears for signs of a brain leak.
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Detective @frankypelvis.bsky.social and I just blew this case wide open
October 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Detective @frankypelvis.bsky.social and I just blew this case wide open
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Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.
August 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.
The most annoying form of complacency is complacency disguised as strategy. This post sets up this totally false dilemma where attacking Trump on Epstein will strengthen him on tariffs or whatever. All of political history proves that unpopularity doesn’t work like that.
The Esptein thing is a thing…sort of.
But not really.
So let’s play this out. Let’s say somehow the entire file is released and TACO is all over the place (yes, I know he will never allow that).
But let’s say it does and he is.
Then what? Will he be impeached? HELL NO!
So then what?
But not really.
So let’s play this out. Let’s say somehow the entire file is released and TACO is all over the place (yes, I know he will never allow that).
But let’s say it does and he is.
Then what? Will he be impeached? HELL NO!
So then what?
July 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The most annoying form of complacency is complacency disguised as strategy. This post sets up this totally false dilemma where attacking Trump on Epstein will strengthen him on tariffs or whatever. All of political history proves that unpopularity doesn’t work like that.
Kubrick’s “Eyes Wide Shut” was a better film than Kubrick’s “2001: A Space Odyssey”
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
May 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Kubrick’s “Eyes Wide Shut” was a better film than Kubrick’s “2001: A Space Odyssey”
Last thing u c b4 u die
I did not expect to find a “controversy” section on their Wikipedia page but it led me to this 12 year old post
May 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Last thing u c b4 u die
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Tech Company: We’ve invented the John Cena Statutory Rape Simulator from the Hugo Award Winning sci-fi novel “Don’t Invent the John Cena Statutory Rape Simulator”
Oh my god I’m crying
April 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Tech Company: We’ve invented the John Cena Statutory Rape Simulator from the Hugo Award Winning sci-fi novel “Don’t Invent the John Cena Statutory Rape Simulator”
10 favorite games of all time. As of right now off the top of my head.
• Phantasy Star IV
• StarCraft
• GTA: San Andreas(2004)
• Shadow of the Colossus
• Resident Evil 4 (PS2)
• Super Mario Galaxy
• Batman: Arkham Asylum
• Breath of the Wild
• Hollow Knight
• Spider-Man (PS4)
• Phantasy Star IV
• StarCraft
• GTA: San Andreas(2004)
• Shadow of the Colossus
• Resident Evil 4 (PS2)
• Super Mario Galaxy
• Batman: Arkham Asylum
• Breath of the Wild
• Hollow Knight
• Spider-Man (PS4)
10 favorite games of all time. As of right now off the top of my head.
> God Hand
> Dishonored
> Slay the Spire
> Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Ultimate
> Warning Forever
> Mr. Do
> Final Fantasy Tactics
> Wario Ware Inc: Mega Microgames
> Bloodborne
> Forbidden Forest
> God Hand
> Dishonored
> Slay the Spire
> Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Ultimate
> Warning Forever
> Mr. Do
> Final Fantasy Tactics
> Wario Ware Inc: Mega Microgames
> Bloodborne
> Forbidden Forest
10 favorite games of all time. As of right now off the top of my head.
• Final Fantasy VII
• Castlevania Symphony of the Night
• Super Mario 64
• Metal Gear Solid 3
• Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2
• Mass Effect 2
• Hotline Miami
• God of War (2018)
• PixelJunk Monsters
• Street Fighter Alpha 3
• Final Fantasy VII
• Castlevania Symphony of the Night
• Super Mario 64
• Metal Gear Solid 3
• Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2
• Mass Effect 2
• Hotline Miami
• God of War (2018)
• PixelJunk Monsters
• Street Fighter Alpha 3
April 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
10 favorite games of all time. As of right now off the top of my head.
• Phantasy Star IV
• StarCraft
• GTA: San Andreas(2004)
• Shadow of the Colossus
• Resident Evil 4 (PS2)
• Super Mario Galaxy
• Batman: Arkham Asylum
• Breath of the Wild
• Hollow Knight
• Spider-Man (PS4)
• Phantasy Star IV
• StarCraft
• GTA: San Andreas(2004)
• Shadow of the Colossus
• Resident Evil 4 (PS2)
• Super Mario Galaxy
• Batman: Arkham Asylum
• Breath of the Wild
• Hollow Knight
• Spider-Man (PS4)
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It was one of those operations where the doctor leaves scissors in the patient’s body
April 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It was one of those operations where the doctor leaves scissors in the patient’s body
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One of those "I bought this before Elon went crazy" stickers but for your Columbia diploma
The president of Columbia agreed to Trump's demands to purge all academic freedom re Palestine but then privately said she'd slow walk them, which immediately leaked to Bari Weiss's outlet, so then the board purged her too
March 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
One of those "I bought this before Elon went crazy" stickers but for your Columbia diploma
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Paul Verhoeven is one of the only filmmakers to correctly predict how fucking stupid and tacky modern American fascism would be.
March 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Paul Verhoeven is one of the only filmmakers to correctly predict how fucking stupid and tacky modern American fascism would be.
Chuck Schumer considering appeasement as a political strategy.
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Chuck Schumer considering appeasement as a political strategy.