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Michael Flynn’s door 30 seconds after the Wire clears
Furio from the Sopranos is visible through an apartment door’s peephole. He has a stern, impatient expression on his face. An associate stands behind him. They are not in the mood for any delays.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Bus meme where two characters are looking out the windows on opposite sides of a Bus riding through a mountain pass. On the left side of the image the sad James Bond writer is thinking “Will the viewer understand the continuity of this film” On the right side the happy James Bond viewer is thinking “LOL, bad guy wacked him in the ballsack pretty good, lmao”
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Vito from the Sopranos is at a construction site in New Jersey. He is standing in front of a port-a-potty. He’s wearing a comically undersized hard hat and saying “lotta money in this shit”
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Detective Crashmore asking “Are you dumb?”
October 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Detective Crashmore saying “Are you Dumb?”
October 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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From 30 Rock: Jack: “The television audience doesn’t want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing…” Liz: “Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever”
October 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Kinda looks like the guy Charlie Kirk convinced to wear a diaper at the Kent State Turning Point protest. Now that’s a guy with a motive
Kent State student in his early 20s wearing a yellow shirt and an adult diaper as part of a 2017 Turning Point protest.
September 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Yeah, in light of the accompanying photo, couldn’t give the TMZ headline writers “and well.” “Alive” is my absolute final offer
TMZ headline that says “Donald Trump alive and well… After false online rumors swirl about death” In the photo Trump is at a golf course with his granddaughter and looks very unwell.
August 31, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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CCHHAAADDD was robbed!
Flyer for “Teen Roast” event in Orange, California on April 5th 202X, featuring influencer royalty like Chris Chris, Chris Del Chris, Cayden Aiden, Mmm… Mlurp, Cool Shirtman, Cramy Hard, Colgy P, Cobb Salad, Colton Burpo, Cphhpt Phhbt, Carpiss Bunson and of course Cchhaaaddd Hosted by Curbes Lurb
August 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Me when I see the a-bomb flash
Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave. He’s sitting on a couch in a red jacket and collared shirt. The shot is slightly distorted as if through a fish eye lens, with a yellowish filter. He believes he’s about to be eaten by a monster and thinks “Great. I don’t have to go to work tomorrow”
June 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I go back to a quote in 2004 from a senior Bush official. The anti-trans Dems really act the way the Bush admin said journalists should. These Dems see themselves essentially as NPCs in a reality shaped by a malevolent right. Then they ask permission to run a world they admit they can’t even affect!
The aide said that guys like me were 'in what we call the reality-based community,' which he defined as people who 'believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.' [...] 'That's not the way the world really works anymore,' he continued. 'We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do
June 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Snow Job from GI Joe saying “give him the stick, don’t give him the stick”
May 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Spiro Agnew also claimed that envelopes full of cash didn’t influence him in any way.
From an NYT article from Oct, 11 1973: When he entered his no contest plea, Mr. Agnew said in part: “With the exception of the admission that follows, I deny the assertions of illegal acts made on my part by the government witnesses.” He stressed that Maryland state contracts went only to those who were qualified to perform the job during his days as Governor from 1967 to 1969. He denied that payments “in any way” influenced his official actions and that he had not enriched himself at the expense of the public trust.
May 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Eric explaining that since Pam Bondi says it’s ok, it must be ok
Tim Robinson at a party tells another guest “The cops were just like ‘Oh yeah, this is fine’”
May 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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“You Wouldn’t Tariff a Movie” in erratic white letters on a black background, a reference to the “You Wouldn’t Download a Car” anti-piracy camp
May 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Beck Bennett from an “I Think You Should Leave” sketch is having brunch at a table with 3 other people. He says “I think the main problem with my friend group is I have to pay to be in it”
May 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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From I Think You Should Leave. Randall, who sees the world wildly and in wild ways, is looking at a yellow marker that he thought was a “little pimp” and remarks “I really thought that “
April 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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From I Think You Should Leave. Detective Crashmore asks an incapacitated suspect “Are you dumb?”
April 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Fack Off
Susan Duffy from Reacher who has a similar accent to the gentlemen in this video
April 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Restaurant Adjacent, but Doritos collab flavor with Taco Bell from the 90s was legendary.
Two frames from the 90’s X-Men cartoon. Wolverine is in his yellow costume in bed, he gazes longingly at a photo of a bag of Dorito’s Taco Supreme! flavored tortilla chips
April 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Any time I see his 25 sentence unbroken paragraph posts
i ain’t reading all that i’m happy for u tho or sorry that happened
April 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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An operation where the doctor left a pair of scissors in the patient’s abdomen.
From The Ten. A Doctor played by Ken Marino tells his patient’s husband (Jason Sudeikis) that he left scissors in her body but not by accident. He “did it as a goof”
April 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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It was one of those operations where the doctor leaves scissors in the patient’s body
From The Ten. A Doctor played by Ken Marino tells his patient’s husband (Jason Sudeikis) that he left scissors in her body but not by accident. He “did it as a good”
April 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Same energy
Graphic in the style of YouTube video thumbnail. Confused looking young man with reddish brown hair and a stubbly beard in a black t-shirt to the right. Block text to the left with question/statement: “UBER DRIVER SUCKED ME OFF??”
March 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM