Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
minding my own goddamned business
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
[paul mccartney voice] simply. having. your mom.
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
[paul mccartney voice] simply. having. your mom.
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Nurse: im going to take your blood pressure
Me, high af: can i live without it?
Me, high af: can i live without it?
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Nurse: im going to take your blood pressure
Me, high af: can i live without it?
Me, high af: can i live without it?
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😳
(Not a real gun but still wtf)
(Not a real gun but still wtf)
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
😳
(Not a real gun but still wtf)
(Not a real gun but still wtf)
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mamdani will start a new branch of the military called the forcefem force
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
mamdani will start a new branch of the military called the forcefem force
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If you survive the gross start, the real treat is the thread
what's the only good candy and why is it allsorts
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
If you survive the gross start, the real treat is the thread
it's always so refreshing to find a brand that really stands for something and remains true to itself over time
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
it's always so refreshing to find a brand that really stands for something and remains true to itself over time
looking ahead to january 1st, do you think mamdani's first act as mayor of nyc will be to fire secretary of state marco rubio, stop the pentagon from selling weapons to israel, or have the us join the international criminal court?
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
looking ahead to january 1st, do you think mamdani's first act as mayor of nyc will be to fire secretary of state marco rubio, stop the pentagon from selling weapons to israel, or have the us join the international criminal court?
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me, whenever someone says bill maher makes some good points
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
me, whenever someone says bill maher makes some good points
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[james cameron makes a delightful discovery while deep-sea diving with aussie actor, jackman]
cameron: oh! the-
hugh: manatee ?
[annnnnnd, send 👻]
cameron: oh! the-
hugh: manatee ?
[annnnnnd, send 👻]
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
[james cameron makes a delightful discovery while deep-sea diving with aussie actor, jackman]
cameron: oh! the-
hugh: manatee ?
[annnnnnd, send 👻]
cameron: oh! the-
hugh: manatee ?
[annnnnnd, send 👻]
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roses are red
fleetwood mac made “rumors”
god we’re so old; where art thou:
fleetwood mac made “rumors”
god we’re so old; where art thou:
pure, virginal zoomers
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
roses are red
fleetwood mac made “rumors”
god we’re so old; where art thou:
fleetwood mac made “rumors”
god we’re so old; where art thou:
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guys look at this picture of the moonrise my sister sent me 🥹
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
guys look at this picture of the moonrise my sister sent me 🥹
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turning bread into bagels is basically reinventing the wheel
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
turning bread into bagels is basically reinventing the wheel
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fire walking all alone handsome?
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
fire walking all alone handsome?
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(nods wisely) lebbian
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
(nods wisely) lebbian
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I’m no longer religious, but any time I spill something I will stop to see if there’s a face in it
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m no longer religious, but any time I spill something I will stop to see if there’s a face in it
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Her: Where did you learn about sex?
Me: I’m self-taught.
Her: You don’t say.
Me: I’m self-taught.
Her: You don’t say.
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Her: Where did you learn about sex?
Me: I’m self-taught.
Her: You don’t say.
Me: I’m self-taught.
Her: You don’t say.
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last christmas i gave you my heart, this christmas im a zombie
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
last christmas i gave you my heart, this christmas im a zombie
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many years ago I was crossing the street with a friend in the Lower East Side when I accidentally stepped in a pothole and sprained my ankle pretty bad. once we had gotten to the other side of the street the pain was so bad that I fainted into my friend's arms. v dramatic. (cont'd)
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
many years ago I was crossing the street with a friend in the Lower East Side when I accidentally stepped in a pothole and sprained my ankle pretty bad. once we had gotten to the other side of the street the pain was so bad that I fainted into my friend's arms. v dramatic. (cont'd)
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Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
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this toilet bowl cleaner smells like black licorice, @francesmeh.reviews you want some?
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
this toilet bowl cleaner smells like black licorice, @francesmeh.reviews you want some?
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You were studying the blade. I was studying algebra. Turns out your thing was way more useful.
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You were studying the blade. I was studying algebra. Turns out your thing was way more useful.
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you never see slip-on shoes hanging from telephone lines
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
you never see slip-on shoes hanging from telephone lines