Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
minding my own goddamned business
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
· May 2
canadians who don’t vote are ehpolitical
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[staring at engine in neighbors garage]
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 AM
[staring at engine in neighbors garage]
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
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this is having the opposite intended effect
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 AM
this is having the opposite intended effect
i'm just saying it's worth a try
January 20, 2026 at 4:58 AM
i'm just saying it's worth a try
in a better dimension we're all prancercizing together right now
January 20, 2026 at 12:04 AM
in a better dimension we're all prancercizing together right now
lederhosen implies the existence of soonerhosen
January 19, 2026 at 8:29 PM
lederhosen implies the existence of soonerhosen
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i was happier when i thought the phrase was "for all intensive purposes"
January 19, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i was happier when i thought the phrase was "for all intensive purposes"
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"Give me the peace prize or I'll kill you" seems like a pretty funny joke until it literally unfolds on the world stage
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
"Give me the peace prize or I'll kill you" seems like a pretty funny joke until it literally unfolds on the world stage
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You can just say you just finished a workout it doesn't need to be true
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 PM
You can just say you just finished a workout it doesn't need to be true
this could be us but you playin'
January 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
this could be us but you playin'
deferring every meaningful task i might perform in a week until saturday and dumping it all on my shabbos goy
January 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
deferring every meaningful task i might perform in a week until saturday and dumping it all on my shabbos goy
cursed to be a high info voter
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
cursed to be a high info voter
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I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson
I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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being a conservative grifter like this is crazy because how do you completely flip on one of your most central supposed beliefs like this. like this is absurd. does this not embarrassing them at all
January 19, 2026 at 4:12 AM
being a conservative grifter like this is crazy because how do you completely flip on one of your most central supposed beliefs like this. like this is absurd. does this not embarrassing them at all
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I love that there are multiple options for “dead Habsburg”
dumbest reason to start a world war:
⚪ dead habsburg
🔘 giant mass of arctic tundra
⚪ dead habsburg
🔘 giant mass of arctic tundra
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I love that there are multiple options for “dead Habsburg”
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Who saved this? : a bluesky mystery
January 18, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Who saved this? : a bluesky mystery
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I'm On Fire (Bruce Springsteen acoustic cover)
YouTube video by Half a Person
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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I am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘cat
looking for:
⚪️ A relationship
⚪️ A friendship
🔘 little a salami
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘cat
looking for:
⚪️ A relationship
⚪️ A friendship
🔘 little a salami
May 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘cat
looking for:
⚪️ A relationship
⚪️ A friendship
🔘 little a salami
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘cat
looking for:
⚪️ A relationship
⚪️ A friendship
🔘 little a salami
cinephiles note: it is not necessary to have watched the godfather parts one and two before skipping godfather three
January 19, 2026 at 4:59 AM
cinephiles note: it is not necessary to have watched the godfather parts one and two before skipping godfather three
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It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
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people here say the grass doesn't get wet in the morning but it dew
January 13, 2026 at 12:13 PM
people here say the grass doesn't get wet in the morning but it dew
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Yesterday I had no internet for a few hours and ate an apple. It felt like an extremely minor insight into what it's like to live as a horse.
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Yesterday I had no internet for a few hours and ate an apple. It felt like an extremely minor insight into what it's like to live as a horse.
you: kids today are too reliant on keyboards we need to start teaching cursive again
my fourth grade teacher: frances' penmanship is best described as an obscene demotic legible only to mystics and madmen
my fourth grade teacher: frances' penmanship is best described as an obscene demotic legible only to mystics and madmen
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
you: kids today are too reliant on keyboards we need to start teaching cursive again
my fourth grade teacher: frances' penmanship is best described as an obscene demotic legible only to mystics and madmen
my fourth grade teacher: frances' penmanship is best described as an obscene demotic legible only to mystics and madmen
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guys what if our blood was carbonated and we could feel it like fizzing and bubbling throughout our bodies
January 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
guys what if our blood was carbonated and we could feel it like fizzing and bubbling throughout our bodies
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i’ve started stepping on lego pieces on purpose to start building my immunity
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 AM
i’ve started stepping on lego pieces on purpose to start building my immunity
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if you start playing Too Many Cooks at exactly 11:51:34pm, you'll sync up perfectly with when Smarf crawls across the bloodied kitchen floor to hit the reset button at midnight
January 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
if you start playing Too Many Cooks at exactly 11:51:34pm, you'll sync up perfectly with when Smarf crawls across the bloodied kitchen floor to hit the reset button at midnight