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Old enough to remember the Ceefax loop on early morning BBC 2, but not wise enough to keep quiet about it. Love cats, builders tea and the smell of long-unopened old books.
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Pronouns: helicopter/tractor
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Pronouns: helicopter/tractor
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🚨Some personal news.
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Jonathan Gullis, The Seagull's Lament
A New Yorker Profile
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
🚨Some personal news.
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
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Abolition of stamp duty would be worth £80,000 to the average person whose girlfriend buys him a £900,000 second home in Clacton
October 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Abolition of stamp duty would be worth £80,000 to the average person whose girlfriend buys him a £900,000 second home in Clacton
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I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.
But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.
But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
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Sébastien Lecornu lasted 53.06% of a Liz Truss...!
October 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Sébastien Lecornu lasted 53.06% of a Liz Truss...!
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
Bring Me the Bollocks of Alfredo Garcia
Some Sunday evening fun.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
October 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Bring Me the Bollocks of Alfredo Garcia
Bring Me the Bollocks of Alfredo Garcia
It's a bollocks, bollocks, bollocks, bollocks world
Some Sunday evening fun.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
October 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Bring Me the Bollocks of Alfredo Garcia
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This was in the Observer today
Worth a read
Worth a read
October 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
This was in the Observer today
Worth a read
Worth a read
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"I hope Starmer wakes up tomorrow morning and feels ashamed about what he has done," says man who unveiled this poster the day Jo Cox was assassinated by a far-right terrorist.
September 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"I hope Starmer wakes up tomorrow morning and feels ashamed about what he has done," says man who unveiled this poster the day Jo Cox was assassinated by a far-right terrorist.
I wonder why someone had the idea of rotating 180° an image of an asteroid approaching the East China Sea. Difficult to imagine a location that's further away from the North Sea...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
New evidence confirms Yorkshire North Sea asteroid impact
Geologists say an asteroid hit the North Sea near Yorkshire more than 43 million years ago.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I wonder why someone had the idea of rotating 180° an image of an asteroid approaching the East China Sea. Difficult to imagine a location that's further away from the North Sea...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Bloody hell, What's this? A political leader acting like an adult? Thank Christ for that, but alas it'll change NOTHING
I've written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage, urging them to join me in condemning Elon Musk's dangerous remarks inciting violence yesterday.
As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.
As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.
September 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bloody hell, What's this? A political leader acting like an adult? Thank Christ for that, but alas it'll change NOTHING
"He [farage] means ‘let them die’"
He shouldn't exist in modern politics; he shouldn't have the opportunity to spout so much fomenting dishonesty. The fact that he does, and is, should have caused him to drift rapidly off the front page. But his position get stronger and the MSM back him even more
He shouldn't exist in modern politics; he shouldn't have the opportunity to spout so much fomenting dishonesty. The fact that he does, and is, should have caused him to drift rapidly off the front page. But his position get stronger and the MSM back him even more
To which end, I highly commend the moral clarity of this excellent article by @rfhaviland.bsky.social @bylinesnetwork.co.uk bylines.scot/politics/sta...
September 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"He [farage] means ‘let them die’"
He shouldn't exist in modern politics; he shouldn't have the opportunity to spout so much fomenting dishonesty. The fact that he does, and is, should have caused him to drift rapidly off the front page. But his position get stronger and the MSM back him even more
He shouldn't exist in modern politics; he shouldn't have the opportunity to spout so much fomenting dishonesty. The fact that he does, and is, should have caused him to drift rapidly off the front page. But his position get stronger and the MSM back him even more
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Something beautiful for the weekend!
An extraordinary Acheulean handaxe knapped around a fossil shell c. 500,000-300,000 years ago!
The shell’s central display has been described as an example of aesthetic intention by the toolmaker.
West Tofts, Norfolk. 📷 MAA Cambridge University
#Archaeology
An extraordinary Acheulean handaxe knapped around a fossil shell c. 500,000-300,000 years ago!
The shell’s central display has been described as an example of aesthetic intention by the toolmaker.
West Tofts, Norfolk. 📷 MAA Cambridge University
#Archaeology
September 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Something beautiful for the weekend!
An extraordinary Acheulean handaxe knapped around a fossil shell c. 500,000-300,000 years ago!
The shell’s central display has been described as an example of aesthetic intention by the toolmaker.
West Tofts, Norfolk. 📷 MAA Cambridge University
#Archaeology
An extraordinary Acheulean handaxe knapped around a fossil shell c. 500,000-300,000 years ago!
The shell’s central display has been described as an example of aesthetic intention by the toolmaker.
West Tofts, Norfolk. 📷 MAA Cambridge University
#Archaeology
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Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
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The most polite form of contraception.
August 24, 2024 at 8:48 PM
The most polite form of contraception.
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TW Suicide.
Four years yesterday since my Father took his own life.
No note, no warnings, no indications, no hints.
If you’re thinking of doing the same or things are really shit and you see this, please think about reaching out to a friend or even a stranger.
My DMs are always open.
Four years yesterday since my Father took his own life.
No note, no warnings, no indications, no hints.
If you’re thinking of doing the same or things are really shit and you see this, please think about reaching out to a friend or even a stranger.
My DMs are always open.
September 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
TW Suicide.
Four years yesterday since my Father took his own life.
No note, no warnings, no indications, no hints.
If you’re thinking of doing the same or things are really shit and you see this, please think about reaching out to a friend or even a stranger.
My DMs are always open.
Four years yesterday since my Father took his own life.
No note, no warnings, no indications, no hints.
If you’re thinking of doing the same or things are really shit and you see this, please think about reaching out to a friend or even a stranger.
My DMs are always open.
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Stephen Flynn, "Gaza is a graveyard, but rather than end arms sales, extend sanctions and stand by international law"
"The Prime Minister will welcome into his home, a home entrusted to him by the people of these isles, the man who called for the collective punishment of the Palestinian people"
"The Prime Minister will welcome into his home, a home entrusted to him by the people of these isles, the man who called for the collective punishment of the Palestinian people"
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Stephen Flynn, "Gaza is a graveyard, but rather than end arms sales, extend sanctions and stand by international law"
"The Prime Minister will welcome into his home, a home entrusted to him by the people of these isles, the man who called for the collective punishment of the Palestinian people"
"The Prime Minister will welcome into his home, a home entrusted to him by the people of these isles, the man who called for the collective punishment of the Palestinian people"
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I suppose Rayner can now sell her posh flats in Glasgow, her Chelsea mews house and £19m London townhouse, plus her yacht, while she works out how to get the National Crime Agency to unfreeze £75m of her assets.
My bad, that's Michelle Mone.
My bad, that's Michelle Mone.
September 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I suppose Rayner can now sell her posh flats in Glasgow, her Chelsea mews house and £19m London townhouse, plus her yacht, while she works out how to get the National Crime Agency to unfreeze £75m of her assets.
My bad, that's Michelle Mone.
My bad, that's Michelle Mone.
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Well-known Gibraltar trust fund aficionado Nadhim Zahawi is now having a go at Angela Rayner for tax evasion. You couldn't make this stuff up.
September 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Well-known Gibraltar trust fund aficionado Nadhim Zahawi is now having a go at Angela Rayner for tax evasion. You couldn't make this stuff up.
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Angela Rayner accidentally pays less tax than she should have, resigns, and the media gives her hell.
Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass.
That, right there, is the problem.
Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass.
That, right there, is the problem.
September 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Angela Rayner accidentally pays less tax than she should have, resigns, and the media gives her hell.
Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass.
That, right there, is the problem.
Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass.
That, right there, is the problem.
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Angela Rayner has resigned but Nigel Farage who uses Tax Havens to pay almost no tax hasn't.
Time for Farage to go too.
Time for Farage to go too.
September 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Angela Rayner has resigned but Nigel Farage who uses Tax Havens to pay almost no tax hasn't.
Time for Farage to go too.
Time for Farage to go too.
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Angela Rayner has clearly been careless.
But also:
Angela Rayner is clearly held to higher standards than any other politician because she's a working class woman.
But also:
Angela Rayner is clearly held to higher standards than any other politician because she's a working class woman.
September 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Angela Rayner has clearly been careless.
But also:
Angela Rayner is clearly held to higher standards than any other politician because she's a working class woman.
But also:
Angela Rayner is clearly held to higher standards than any other politician because she's a working class woman.
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Anyone celebrating the resignation of Angela Rayner is a twat of the first order.
September 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Anyone celebrating the resignation of Angela Rayner is a twat of the first order.