Standing out from the crowd is really difficult. I'd say well done, you

But, you see, one of them is "woking 36 hr/week". I didn't realise one could be paid for being woke. This could be a nice side-hustle

This was so good! Thank you for clearing the air in politics. Long may you stay and best of luck to you

Another millionaire "man of the people". Gammon mugs

We make our own and they're pretty bloomin' good. 400g Doves Farm free from self raising, ~400g pot of vegan yoghurt, mix to a dough, separate into 3, roll flat and lightly fry in a little olive oil. Then load with your toppings

Type C saves the day, eh?

I have a little game when I fill a plastic jug to refill the coffee machine. I have to try and get the exact amount of water in the jug to fill the machine to the line without looking at the jug while it's filling. Below the line is ok, but you lose points. Over, and you get nothing. Sad twat

Can someone, please, give the guy some pointers on coherent speech?

Pah

Die Hard, staring Kenneth Williams

Correct. You can easily tell by the way he opens his mouth and says unpleasant things. A genuine cunt, but a relatively low-value one in the Eye-Spy book of Cunts, tbf

Does no one challenge that Buffon? Ever?

Do You really mean that?

I give you Dobbin Horse Lane

This was in the Observer today
Worth a read

They are so clever, too. And fantastic mimics, I think

A fecking advisory referendum. Not legally binding. Twats. No need for us all to have gone through this