JP
@flsh23.bsky.social
Vinyl collector, nerd, and sports purveyor. Momma I’m so sorry. 🥀
Prometheus to Charon
row your boat to hell you bald clown
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Prometheus to Charon
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Intermission, time to share the best Batman post ever made
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Intermission, time to share the best Batman post ever made
Me reading an athletic department setting up fraud through their .edu emails.
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me reading an athletic department setting up fraud through their .edu emails.
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had me in the first half not gonna lie BUT IT DOMINATED THE FOURTH QUARTER www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
had me in the first half not gonna lie BUT IT DOMINATED THE FOURTH QUARTER www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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Another Perfect Fullcast After Dark
Favorite comments from the night here
Favorite comments from the night here
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Another Perfect Fullcast After Dark
Favorite comments from the night here
Favorite comments from the night here
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*laughs uncontrollably*
🏈📊DID WE REALLY GET BEAT THAT BAD?
NET SUCCESS RATES IN WEEK 11
NET SUCCESS RATES IN WEEK 11
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
*laughs uncontrollably*
Broncos have some great ones in this regard, RIP Floyd Little
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Broncos have some great ones in this regard, RIP Floyd Little
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Truly thrilled to see people who believe in progress and good things be elected to office.
Keep going.
Keep going.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Truly thrilled to see people who believe in progress and good things be elected to office.
Keep going.
Keep going.
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woke wheel route’s always open
every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
woke wheel route’s always open
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Run the fucking ball
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Run the fucking ball
🗣️ TOP. DOWN. CHROME SPINNIN’
When Virginia gets a trifecta open.spotify.com/track/0EXm0i...
When the Last Time
open.spotify.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
🗣️ TOP. DOWN. CHROME SPINNIN’
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Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
“What in the world is in that bag, what you got in that bag?”
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“What in the world is in that bag, what you got in that bag?”
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November 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
*remembering who their AD is*
Yeah, this tracks.
Yeah, this tracks.
November 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
*remembering who their AD is*
Yeah, this tracks.
Yeah, this tracks.
Denver Nugget Juwan Howard!
Immaculate Grid rests on this foundation
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Denver Nugget Juwan Howard!
“Hilary Banks, will you marry meeee-“ ass- win probability graph
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“Hilary Banks, will you marry meeee-“ ass- win probability graph
Dodgers win, God is dead.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Dodgers win, God is dead.