@flotsamandjason.bsky.social
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This is what country music is supposed to be.
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is what country music is supposed to be.
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
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they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!
This is Lucy telling you to kick the ball while still holding it up
DEMOCRATIC SENATOR SHAHEEN: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the government is open to get this done."
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is Lucy telling you to kick the ball while still holding it up
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FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!
September 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!
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November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There are no words for how evil this is
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I’m not celebrating Andrew Cuomo’s defeat.
I’m celebrating Andrew Cuomo’s embarrassing defeat.
I’m celebrating Andrew Cuomo’s embarrassing defeat.
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m not celebrating Andrew Cuomo’s defeat.
I’m celebrating Andrew Cuomo’s embarrassing defeat.
I’m celebrating Andrew Cuomo’s embarrassing defeat.
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
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November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
ALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Lol, this is how I found out Cheney died.
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Lol, this is how I found out Cheney died.
Maybe I'm biased because I work in a place that sells pastries, but is it a sign of a healthy economy that people shouldn't treat themselves to a pastry once a week?
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Maybe I'm biased because I work in a place that sells pastries, but is it a sign of a healthy economy that people shouldn't treat themselves to a pastry once a week?
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Sam watching helplessly as Frodo starts to identify with Gollum, a weird, transparently insane bald freak in a diaper who eats live birds and mutters about murdering Sam and Frodo all the time, was a mood without a strong modern parallel until people started falling for AI.
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Sam watching helplessly as Frodo starts to identify with Gollum, a weird, transparently insane bald freak in a diaper who eats live birds and mutters about murdering Sam and Frodo all the time, was a mood without a strong modern parallel until people started falling for AI.
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A reminder that if you see someone stealing food
NO YOU DIDNT
NO YOU DIDNT
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A reminder that if you see someone stealing food
NO YOU DIDNT
NO YOU DIDNT
God, a guy gets ONE nazi tattoo and has ONE job being paid to kill for Blackwater, and soon his only option will be to do a stand-up special for Netflix. Cancel culture at its worst.
Establishment Democrats spent a full year complaining the Left forced them to be “woke.”
But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
Democrats Cynically Wield “Wokeness” Against Graham Platner
Establishment Democrats spent a full year complaining the Left forced them to be “woke.” But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
jacobin.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
God, a guy gets ONE nazi tattoo and has ONE job being paid to kill for Blackwater, and soon his only option will be to do a stand-up special for Netflix. Cancel culture at its worst.
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wow, which common vaccine was it?
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
wow, which common vaccine was it?
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If you don’t believe me when I say Pritzker is a resistance grifter, maybe this glowing review of Pritzker by ICE will persuade you.
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If you don’t believe me when I say Pritzker is a resistance grifter, maybe this glowing review of Pritzker by ICE will persuade you.
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nobel peace prize goes to Trump’s little extrajudical murder supporting friend
What a pack of fucking loser weirdos that panel is
What a pack of fucking loser weirdos that panel is
October 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
nobel peace prize goes to Trump’s little extrajudical murder supporting friend
What a pack of fucking loser weirdos that panel is
What a pack of fucking loser weirdos that panel is
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To no one's surprise, ICE lied.
ICE rammed Martinez's vehicle, before shooting her MULTIPLE times with live rounds. A bullet fell out of her arm while she was being given first aid at an oil change shop.
Martinez is a US citizen w/a CC license.
Full story: chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10...
ICE rammed Martinez's vehicle, before shooting her MULTIPLE times with live rounds. A bullet fell out of her arm while she was being given first aid at an oil change shop.
Martinez is a US citizen w/a CC license.
Full story: chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10...
October 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
To no one's surprise, ICE lied.
ICE rammed Martinez's vehicle, before shooting her MULTIPLE times with live rounds. A bullet fell out of her arm while she was being given first aid at an oil change shop.
Martinez is a US citizen w/a CC license.
Full story: chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10...
ICE rammed Martinez's vehicle, before shooting her MULTIPLE times with live rounds. A bullet fell out of her arm while she was being given first aid at an oil change shop.
Martinez is a US citizen w/a CC license.
Full story: chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10...
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perhaps the biggest story TFPever ran was a catastrophically shoddy argument that George Floyd ackshully died of an overdose. When confronted with irrefutable evidence that the piece was simply wrong, Weiss didn’t take it down, she asked her critic, @radleybalko.bsky.social, to come on a podcast.
David Ellison’s note to staff on Paramount’s acquisition of the Free Press
October 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
perhaps the biggest story TFPever ran was a catastrophically shoddy argument that George Floyd ackshully died of an overdose. When confronted with irrefutable evidence that the piece was simply wrong, Weiss didn’t take it down, she asked her critic, @radleybalko.bsky.social, to come on a podcast.