Flintrock
@flintrock.bsky.social
Fall Harvest Co-King (3rd grade)
I said, “Thank you!” to the hostess as I was leaving a restaurant. Johnny Knoxville was at a table behind her and said, “Thanks, man! I appreciate it.”
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I said, “Thank you!” to the hostess as I was leaving a restaurant. Johnny Knoxville was at a table behind her and said, “Thanks, man! I appreciate it.”
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This might be the most accurate skit that has ever appeared on TikTok and that’s a strong field
April 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
This might be the most accurate skit that has ever appeared on TikTok and that’s a strong field
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It can be difficult to encapsulate an entire political ideology into a sentence but I just don’t want a government that is cruel
January 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It can be difficult to encapsulate an entire political ideology into a sentence but I just don’t want a government that is cruel
The parking situation at The Hotel California must be awful. A parking lot full of cars that never leave. No chance at getting a good spot nowadays.
December 28, 2024 at 11:27 PM
The parking situation at The Hotel California must be awful. A parking lot full of cars that never leave. No chance at getting a good spot nowadays.
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Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (I'm sitting in my living room, he's a large jug of red juice that bursts through the side of my wall)
December 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (I'm sitting in my living room, he's a large jug of red juice that bursts through the side of my wall)
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Looking for the precedent the partner says exists but you know is a figment of their imagination
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
December 9, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Looking for the precedent the partner says exists but you know is a figment of their imagination
Bedford Falls in the streets, Pottersville in the sheets.
December 7, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Bedford Falls in the streets, Pottersville in the sheets.
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Fruity pebbles are not very fruity, but no other pebble comes half as close
November 30, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Fruity pebbles are not very fruity, but no other pebble comes half as close
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
Thanksgiving should have a trick or treat element. Knock on a neighbor’s door and get a slice of pie in my bag.
November 28, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Thanksgiving should have a trick or treat element. Knock on a neighbor’s door and get a slice of pie in my bag.
Every time I see a recalled product, I kind of want to try it.
November 24, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Every time I see a recalled product, I kind of want to try it.
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This site really does feel like 2019 Twitter in a good way
November 21, 2024 at 6:25 AM
This site really does feel like 2019 Twitter in a good way
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i do not want supporters of a racist fascist rapist bigot anywhere near me tbh i do not think that is an unreasonable position tbh
November 21, 2024 at 5:23 AM
i do not want supporters of a racist fascist rapist bigot anywhere near me tbh i do not think that is an unreasonable position tbh
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Yet again, autocorrect leads me ashtray.
November 15, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Yet again, autocorrect leads me ashtray.
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this is freddie, who works four days a week, 4 a.m. to 2 p.m.
he has tracked down citrus, mangos and other fruits, as well as things like cane rat, pigeon and, in september, two pounds of snake from equatorial guinea!
he has tracked down citrus, mangos and other fruits, as well as things like cane rat, pigeon and, in september, two pounds of snake from equatorial guinea!
November 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
this is freddie, who works four days a week, 4 a.m. to 2 p.m.
he has tracked down citrus, mangos and other fruits, as well as things like cane rat, pigeon and, in september, two pounds of snake from equatorial guinea!
he has tracked down citrus, mangos and other fruits, as well as things like cane rat, pigeon and, in september, two pounds of snake from equatorial guinea!
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Eclectic Public Library
Eclectic, AL
Eclectic, AL
November 15, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Eclectic Public Library
Eclectic, AL
Eclectic, AL
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Shoot for the moon. If you miss, here's a gentle reminder that the moon's diameter is 3,475km and you could not have fucked this up more
November 17, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Shoot for the moon. If you miss, here's a gentle reminder that the moon's diameter is 3,475km and you could not have fucked this up more
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New names for Vermont snow plows 2024, selected by Vermont schoolchildren. Some selections...
Skibidi Scooper
No More Mr. Ice Guy
The Snowy Pl-Owl
Clearopathra
Snoah Kahan
Salt-O-Saurus
vtrans.vermont.gov/name-a-plow
Skibidi Scooper
No More Mr. Ice Guy
The Snowy Pl-Owl
Clearopathra
Snoah Kahan
Salt-O-Saurus
vtrans.vermont.gov/name-a-plow
November 16, 2024 at 8:26 PM
New names for Vermont snow plows 2024, selected by Vermont schoolchildren. Some selections...
Skibidi Scooper
No More Mr. Ice Guy
The Snowy Pl-Owl
Clearopathra
Snoah Kahan
Salt-O-Saurus
vtrans.vermont.gov/name-a-plow
Skibidi Scooper
No More Mr. Ice Guy
The Snowy Pl-Owl
Clearopathra
Snoah Kahan
Salt-O-Saurus
vtrans.vermont.gov/name-a-plow
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #624,069!
September 17, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #624,069!
If I time it right on my morning commute, I end up in the same turning lane as everyone dropping off their pets for doggy daycare. Love seeing all of the happy dogs on their way to camp.
September 3, 2024 at 3:16 PM
If I time it right on my morning commute, I end up in the same turning lane as everyone dropping off their pets for doggy daycare. Love seeing all of the happy dogs on their way to camp.
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everyone with more followers than me is a clout addict posting for attention. anyone with fewer followers than me is a feral weirdo posting into the void. only i am dicking around on my phone in the manner of a regular person
October 9, 2023 at 9:07 PM
everyone with more followers than me is a clout addict posting for attention. anyone with fewer followers than me is a feral weirdo posting into the void. only i am dicking around on my phone in the manner of a regular person