Flint Foster
@flintfoster.bsky.social
Reskeets = Endorsements by myself, my employer, my family, my friends and everyone who has ever known me.
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Have you ever spent three hours trying to teach your parents how to fill out an online pdf form, or are you not currently looking at 15 to life?
October 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Have you ever spent three hours trying to teach your parents how to fill out an online pdf form, or are you not currently looking at 15 to life?
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I once ate at a Cracker Barrell in Gadsden, Alabama on the morning of the Iron Bowl. There were Bama fans in there and Auburn fans in there. It was a tense breakfast. Like someone could have found Christ in the parking lot at any moment that day.
August 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I once ate at a Cracker Barrell in Gadsden, Alabama on the morning of the Iron Bowl. There were Bama fans in there and Auburn fans in there. It was a tense breakfast. Like someone could have found Christ in the parking lot at any moment that day.
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age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers!
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
August 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers!
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
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TONY MONTANA (holding a Cracker Barrel):
August 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
TONY MONTANA (holding a Cracker Barrel):
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New York would be so much better at petty political crimes if they had a real college football tradition. A staff with some SMU or Ole Miss grads or something would never be this sloppy.
August 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
New York would be so much better at petty political crimes if they had a real college football tradition. A staff with some SMU or Ole Miss grads or something would never be this sloppy.
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Literally nothing happens in American politics that hasn’t already happened in college sports
BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.
www.thecity.nyc
August 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Literally nothing happens in American politics that hasn’t already happened in college sports
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let your haters become taters in the chip bag of success
BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.
www.thecity.nyc
August 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
let your haters become taters in the chip bag of success
I love when females pose in front of a sunset.
August 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I love when females pose in front of a sunset.
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fast forward to all of us watching TV wondering how he got his supporters to storm the gates of heaven
August 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
fast forward to all of us watching TV wondering how he got his supporters to storm the gates of heaven
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cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
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the day when all of it can be melted down into a bedpan
You could write a book about this photo. Everything about it is so fucking vulgar.
August 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
the day when all of it can be melted down into a bedpan
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this feels very dystopian somehow
August 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
this feels very dystopian somehow
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Here’s a list of muppets who I think would support Trump and why
Sam Eagle (performative patriot)
Miss Piggy (suburban authoritarian)
Statler & Waldorf (old/cranky)
Scooter (incel)
Dr. Teeth (relentless self promoter)
Crazy Harry (crazy)
Sam Eagle (performative patriot)
Miss Piggy (suburban authoritarian)
Statler & Waldorf (old/cranky)
Scooter (incel)
Dr. Teeth (relentless self promoter)
Crazy Harry (crazy)
August 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Here’s a list of muppets who I think would support Trump and why
Sam Eagle (performative patriot)
Miss Piggy (suburban authoritarian)
Statler & Waldorf (old/cranky)
Scooter (incel)
Dr. Teeth (relentless self promoter)
Crazy Harry (crazy)
Sam Eagle (performative patriot)
Miss Piggy (suburban authoritarian)
Statler & Waldorf (old/cranky)
Scooter (incel)
Dr. Teeth (relentless self promoter)
Crazy Harry (crazy)
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getting ready for the new puppy
August 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
getting ready for the new puppy
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Coming to the 2026 Minnesota State Fair
August 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Coming to the 2026 Minnesota State Fair
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🎶 don't ask her on a straight 4loko night
she'll have tachycardia
left ventricle and right🎶
she'll have tachycardia
left ventricle and right🎶
May 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
🎶 don't ask her on a straight 4loko night
she'll have tachycardia
left ventricle and right🎶
she'll have tachycardia
left ventricle and right🎶
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164 years later, South Carolina finally occupies Washington.
WASHINGTON (AP) — South Carolina, Ohio also sending National Guard troops to DC in further escalation of federal intervention in Dem city.
August 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
164 years later, South Carolina finally occupies Washington.
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I find I am normally in the 'no need to panic' camp, but this development is extremely, robustly bad, especially if the administration, as it has suggested, intends to violate the 30-day statutory limit for this intervention in DC.
WASHINGTON (AP) — South Carolina, Ohio also sending National Guard troops to DC in further escalation of federal intervention in Dem city.
August 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I find I am normally in the 'no need to panic' camp, but this development is extremely, robustly bad, especially if the administration, as it has suggested, intends to violate the 30-day statutory limit for this intervention in DC.
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CHIEF: I’ll need your badge and your service weapon.
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
August 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
CHIEF: I’ll need your badge and your service weapon.
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
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The Ghost of College Football Future telling me Ole Miss will average 2.7 yards per carry against Kentucky.
August 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The Ghost of College Football Future telling me Ole Miss will average 2.7 yards per carry against Kentucky.