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Thinking about the condiment sow again.
October 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Thinking about the condiment sow again.
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“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
October 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
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I am not OK.
I was aspirational Zillow searching, as one does from time to time, and I found the most cursed thing ever. I think this is worse than the $10M estate main bathroom with two toilets facing each other.
It's a bathroom with a loft.
And what? I mean WHAT?
Who did this and why?
I was aspirational Zillow searching, as one does from time to time, and I found the most cursed thing ever. I think this is worse than the $10M estate main bathroom with two toilets facing each other.
It's a bathroom with a loft.
And what? I mean WHAT?
Who did this and why?
September 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I am not OK.
I was aspirational Zillow searching, as one does from time to time, and I found the most cursed thing ever. I think this is worse than the $10M estate main bathroom with two toilets facing each other.
It's a bathroom with a loft.
And what? I mean WHAT?
Who did this and why?
I was aspirational Zillow searching, as one does from time to time, and I found the most cursed thing ever. I think this is worse than the $10M estate main bathroom with two toilets facing each other.
It's a bathroom with a loft.
And what? I mean WHAT?
Who did this and why?
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I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
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I loved the movie OPPENHEIMER about the race to build that world-changing negotiation.
JD Vance: "This is how wars ultimately get settled. If you go back to World War 2, if you go back to every major conflict in human history, they all end with some kind of negotiation."
August 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I loved the movie OPPENHEIMER about the race to build that world-changing negotiation.
All I will mention on the matter. I’m too pissed to say anything else.
So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?
June 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
All I will mention on the matter. I’m too pissed to say anything else.
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Welp, I guess it wasn’t a lie.
June 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Welp, I guess it wasn’t a lie.
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would i have ten gallons of cheese puffs if it wasn't a real id? let me on the plane.
June 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
would i have ten gallons of cheese puffs if it wasn't a real id? let me on the plane.
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Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
June 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
100% Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 last night. Absolutely worth it, and very likely my GOTY!
May 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
100% Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 last night. Absolutely worth it, and very likely my GOTY!
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GOOD NEWS! Moderna’s combination COVID/influenza vaccine candidate mRNA-1083 has OUTPERFORMED the current standalone vaccines for BOTH viruses in a large (8000+) Phase III trial. A combination vaccine would make it easier for people to get vaccinated against COVID and influenza at the same time. 🧪🧵⬇️
May 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
GOOD NEWS! Moderna’s combination COVID/influenza vaccine candidate mRNA-1083 has OUTPERFORMED the current standalone vaccines for BOTH viruses in a large (8000+) Phase III trial. A combination vaccine would make it easier for people to get vaccinated against COVID and influenza at the same time. 🧪🧵⬇️
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Thinking this over,
- LEO XIV: Probably knows who Goku is
- FRANCIS: Probably did not know who Goku is
- BENEDICT XVI: Did not know who Goku is
- JOHN PAUL II: Unlikely but not impossible he knew who Goku is
Everyone else was pre-Goku
- LEO XIV: Probably knows who Goku is
- FRANCIS: Probably did not know who Goku is
- BENEDICT XVI: Did not know who Goku is
- JOHN PAUL II: Unlikely but not impossible he knew who Goku is
Everyone else was pre-Goku
Leo XIV was a bishop in Peru for 20 years so it is more probable than not that he is the first Pope to know who Goku is.
May 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Thinking this over,
- LEO XIV: Probably knows who Goku is
- FRANCIS: Probably did not know who Goku is
- BENEDICT XVI: Did not know who Goku is
- JOHN PAUL II: Unlikely but not impossible he knew who Goku is
Everyone else was pre-Goku
- LEO XIV: Probably knows who Goku is
- FRANCIS: Probably did not know who Goku is
- BENEDICT XVI: Did not know who Goku is
- JOHN PAUL II: Unlikely but not impossible he knew who Goku is
Everyone else was pre-Goku
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CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dear god let this man cook.
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We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto
April 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto
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stolen valor is everywhere
stay woke
stay woke
April 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
stolen valor is everywhere
stay woke
stay woke
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This just got bumped back into my feed and I feel like we all needed to see it again today.
it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
April 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This just got bumped back into my feed and I feel like we all needed to see it again today.
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NISSIN put out a new Cup Noodle commercial and you're not going to guess what franchise they're using to promote it in 2025.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qecp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qecp...
April 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
NISSIN put out a new Cup Noodle commercial and you're not going to guess what franchise they're using to promote it in 2025.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qecp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qecp...
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April 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣
February 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM