default Pic as God intended
default Pic as God intended
@fizzbark.bsky.social
poster, sadly
the poison swamp fugue state is apparently not just a Miyazaki thing
September 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
'tis brushin' season
August 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
in the circle of hell reserved for posters the worst bit is all the devils insist they're banksy. also they keeping burning your dick with hot keys
i'm in one of the really far outer circles of hell and it's not so bad here. only thing is two or three times a day this guy, demon i guess, comes barreling through the place trying to knock everyone down. which honestly is really fun except when you get snuck up on and he just fuckin shellacs you
August 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
notepad is an open world Mavis Beacon
Gonna start referring to productivity software like people talk about video games.

"Oh yeah Google Docs is a Cloud-bases Word-like."

"Trello is a Lanestyle Jiracore Tasklike"

"Only weaklings need to use a Pomodoro to get through Sheetstyle work."
August 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Reposted by default Pic as God intended
Doctor: This is not easy news, but, we found a worm in your brain. We've removed it, but need to run some tests.
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you
May 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
few things as meditative as putting together little plastic guys
July 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Reposted by default Pic as God intended
July 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Reposted by default Pic as God intended
It very literally does not make any sense to be mad at the single-digit team of people who run Itch over this. They would very much like to be able to let people sell transgressive smut, as evidenced by the fact that they allowed people to sell transgressive smut until fascists tattled to Mastercard
July 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Reposted by default Pic as God intended
If you want to actually solve the problem, instead of punishing itch, start calling payment cos

Collective Shout, which is run by people who get published by Spinifex, a very terf-seeming organization, apparently needed 1,000 people to yell at visa to get this done.

We got more than 1000 people.
July 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Reposted by default Pic as God intended
every person yelling at itch in the replies makes me want to go feral man. you are pushing the small guy around because it's the easier target. get mad at the right person for a fucking change.
July 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Reposted by default Pic as God intended
What's more, AI images are the product of algorithmic populism, optimized to cater to the aesthetic and ideological preferences of a very narrow mostly white, male and very online demographic, as is documented in this fantastic report by @christobuschek.net & @jerthorp.bsky.social
4/
Models All The Way Down
LAION-5B is an open-source foundation dataset. It contains 5.8 billion image and text pairs—a size too large to make sense of. We follow the construction of the dataset to better understand its conten...
knowingmachines.org
July 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Reposted by default Pic as God intended
If a "Bulbasaur" tried to "Vine Whip" me I would simply crush it to death with a shovel. Be fucked forever, awful little frog.
June 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Reposted by default Pic as God intended
I have a confession. I was GRRM's editor twelve years ago when he submitted his completed TWOW manuscript. I asked him why it was "the" winds of winter when all the other books started with "a." He was just like fuck shit fuck I gotta write it all over again. I don't know why he said that
June 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Reposted by default Pic as God intended
trumpists passing around the paul blart of war
June 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Reposted by default Pic as God intended
He’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
December 9, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Reposted by default Pic as God intended
December 6, 2024 at 2:59 AM