A Fistful of Double Downs
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playing the seablock mod for Factorio and it's gloriously terrible in the best possible way. What do you mean I need all of this bullshit just to run three science labs?
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 AM
playing the seablock mod for Factorio and it's gloriously terrible in the best possible way. What do you mean I need all of this bullshit just to run three science labs?
it's all happening on X, the everything app!
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
it's all happening on X, the everything app!
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Anyway.
Don't ever let some fucking dork tell you a setting featuring bright blue soldiers called "Ultramarines" and catgirls and canon characters named Lion El' Jonson and *Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau* is something you have to take seriously.
Don't ever let some fucking dork tell you a setting featuring bright blue soldiers called "Ultramarines" and catgirls and canon characters named Lion El' Jonson and *Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau* is something you have to take seriously.
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Anyway.
Don't ever let some fucking dork tell you a setting featuring bright blue soldiers called "Ultramarines" and catgirls and canon characters named Lion El' Jonson and *Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau* is something you have to take seriously.
Don't ever let some fucking dork tell you a setting featuring bright blue soldiers called "Ultramarines" and catgirls and canon characters named Lion El' Jonson and *Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau* is something you have to take seriously.
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Day 34 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
September 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Day 34 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
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Day 6 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
August 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Day 6 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
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Day 5 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
August 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Day 5 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
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my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
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It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
August 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
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*Rob Zombie voice* more Moomin than Moomin
July 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
*Rob Zombie voice* more Moomin than Moomin
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everyone's talking about millennials getting old and uncool and now I'm wondering if there's a millennial Xeni Jardin yet
May 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
everyone's talking about millennials getting old and uncool and now I'm wondering if there's a millennial Xeni Jardin yet
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I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community
May 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community
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LIVE: PETER DUTTON SPEAKS AT LIBERAL HQ, BRISBANE
May 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
LIVE: PETER DUTTON SPEAKS AT LIBERAL HQ, BRISBANE
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I was just looking and I have, like, ~150 interview requests from major media around the world from back when the NFT hype was at its peak 3 years ago, wanting to interview me to go be yelled at for saying it was all a scam, all of which I ignored. What if I just start replying to them now?
March 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I was just looking and I have, like, ~150 interview requests from major media around the world from back when the NFT hype was at its peak 3 years ago, wanting to interview me to go be yelled at for saying it was all a scam, all of which I ignored. What if I just start replying to them now?
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look, it’s really simple:
owns several car dealerships, can’t spell bourgeois: blue collar working class
adjunct professor surviving on black coffee and tofu, can spell bourgeois: bourgeois
owns several car dealerships, can’t spell bourgeois: blue collar working class
adjunct professor surviving on black coffee and tofu, can spell bourgeois: bourgeois
February 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
look, it’s really simple:
owns several car dealerships, can’t spell bourgeois: blue collar working class
adjunct professor surviving on black coffee and tofu, can spell bourgeois: bourgeois
owns several car dealerships, can’t spell bourgeois: blue collar working class
adjunct professor surviving on black coffee and tofu, can spell bourgeois: bourgeois
Also there are not bigger problems than this. Whatever bullshit you're worried about is less important than my opinions about incredibly tasteless Japanese splatterpunk movies
I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.
February 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Also there are not bigger problems than this. Whatever bullshit you're worried about is less important than my opinions about incredibly tasteless Japanese splatterpunk movies
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I take back everything I said about NYT
February 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I take back everything I said about NYT
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Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
January 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
only one thing to do when a #NoDemUnder1000 weirdo follows you
January 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
only one thing to do when a #NoDemUnder1000 weirdo follows you
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Almost 10,000 images of tennis balls plunge up to 90% in value as Australian Open appears to ditch NFTs
Almost 10,000 images of tennis balls plunge up to 90% in value as Australian Open appears to ditch NFTs
Ball artworks were worth about $278 in 2022, falling steeply to as low as $25 on NFT exchange OpenSea
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Nearly 10,000 images of…
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January 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Almost 10,000 images of tennis balls plunge up to 90% in value as Australian Open appears to ditch NFTs
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If your bio looks like this
#RESIST 🚫DMs #BlueCrew 🚫Porn 🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙 #FBR #FBRParty progressive mom 💙💙💙💙💙💙 #NoDemsUnder1K liberal grandma #TrueBlue #BlueResisters 🔵 #BlueDot in a 🔴State #FollowBack etc.
Please don't follow me. If you followed me - please unfollow me. Or you'll be disappointed.
#RESIST 🚫DMs #BlueCrew 🚫Porn 🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙 #FBR #FBRParty progressive mom 💙💙💙💙💙💙 #NoDemsUnder1K liberal grandma #TrueBlue #BlueResisters 🔵 #BlueDot in a 🔴State #FollowBack etc.
Please don't follow me. If you followed me - please unfollow me. Or you'll be disappointed.
January 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If your bio looks like this
#RESIST 🚫DMs #BlueCrew 🚫Porn 🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙 #FBR #FBRParty progressive mom 💙💙💙💙💙💙 #NoDemsUnder1K liberal grandma #TrueBlue #BlueResisters 🔵 #BlueDot in a 🔴State #FollowBack etc.
Please don't follow me. If you followed me - please unfollow me. Or you'll be disappointed.
#RESIST 🚫DMs #BlueCrew 🚫Porn 🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙 #FBR #FBRParty progressive mom 💙💙💙💙💙💙 #NoDemsUnder1K liberal grandma #TrueBlue #BlueResisters 🔵 #BlueDot in a 🔴State #FollowBack etc.
Please don't follow me. If you followed me - please unfollow me. Or you'll be disappointed.
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the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared
January 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared
explaining a balcony scene to Americans: Imagine a Bergerac...
January 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
explaining a balcony scene to Americans: Imagine a Bergerac...
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none of you are prepared for what this house is like
2908 Kennedy Ave, Grand Junction, CO 81504 | MLS #185808 | Zillow
This 2040 square feet Single Family home has 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. It is located at 2908 Kennedy Ave, Grand Junction, CO.
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January 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
none of you are prepared for what this house is like