A Fistful of Double Downs
@fistocrat.bsky.social
the most aggressively bisexual palace beast
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it brings venture capital techbros who'll trip over their own dicks for a chance to invest in the Juicero of grills
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
it brings venture capital techbros who'll trip over their own dicks for a chance to invest in the Juicero of grills
My baker doesn't have a don't-poison-your-customers-functional objective but his customers do. Some of his customers can identify a poisoned loaf before they've eaten the whole thing some of the time, so I don't see why everyone calls him a terrible baker.
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My baker doesn't have a don't-poison-your-customers-functional objective but his customers do. Some of his customers can identify a poisoned loaf before they've eaten the whole thing some of the time, so I don't see why everyone calls him a terrible baker.
that's a late career Robert Heinlein pairing of positions right there
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM
that's a late career Robert Heinlein pairing of positions right there
"Right so we're thinking of doing a recap episode this season"
"good, good, that'll save some money on the animation budget that we can use elsewhere"
"Um... about that"
"good, good, that'll save some money on the animation budget that we can use elsewhere"
"Um... about that"
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
"Right so we're thinking of doing a recap episode this season"
"good, good, that'll save some money on the animation budget that we can use elsewhere"
"Um... about that"
"good, good, that'll save some money on the animation budget that we can use elsewhere"
"Um... about that"
starting late and smoking like a chimney because you know the emphysemia won't kick in until you're 80.
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
starting late and smoking like a chimney because you know the emphysemia won't kick in until you're 80.
You stand accused of poaching the King's deer. How do you plead, Robin of Lucknow?
October 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
You stand accused of poaching the King's deer. How do you plead, Robin of Lucknow?
til there are two competing hucow pride flag designs
October 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
til there are two competing hucow pride flag designs
turns out all you have to do is list every car company that is or ever has been a tech startup
October 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
turns out all you have to do is list every car company that is or ever has been a tech startup
I love when twitter first discovered him and after a week or two of mockery everyone gradually came around to "he is too pure for this earth and we must protect him"
October 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I love when twitter first discovered him and after a week or two of mockery everyone gradually came around to "he is too pure for this earth and we must protect him"
a return to more innocent times when Twitter didn't have the option of paying for engagement
September 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
a return to more innocent times when Twitter didn't have the option of paying for engagement
getting all worked up that the Church's writing team isn't adhering to my extremely specific interpretation of the original series
September 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
getting all worked up that the Church's writing team isn't adhering to my extremely specific interpretation of the original series
the other interesting thing about sports betting is how much of it is aimed at underage boys.
September 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
the other interesting thing about sports betting is how much of it is aimed at underage boys.
thinking of sending in an application but I heard this is not a workplace of honour
September 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
thinking of sending in an application but I heard this is not a workplace of honour
and I guarantee that the Democrats think the lesson to be learned from this is "scold progressive voters for being unrealistic" instead of "do stuff that will make progressives want to vote Democrat"
September 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
and I guarantee that the Democrats think the lesson to be learned from this is "scold progressive voters for being unrealistic" instead of "do stuff that will make progressives want to vote Democrat"
its cool how three decades on the Democrats are still dominated by people who think Mondale's loss in '84 and Clinton's win in '92 are the only moments in time that anyone should ever draw a lesson from
September 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
its cool how three decades on the Democrats are still dominated by people who think Mondale's loss in '84 and Clinton's win in '92 are the only moments in time that anyone should ever draw a lesson from
Someone needs to make a sports drink that tastes like water sprayed out of Kobra Khan
September 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Someone needs to make a sports drink that tastes like water sprayed out of Kobra Khan
shrugging off his jacket to power up for a special move like the old guy in Final Fantasy X
September 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
shrugging off his jacket to power up for a special move like the old guy in Final Fantasy X
I can't talk right now, Im making PISS!
YouTube video by Janitor Wilbur
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September 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
social media would be a better place if more big-name celebs fully committed themselves to shitposting
September 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
social media would be a better place if more big-name celebs fully committed themselves to shitposting
gotta add some Bluecrew hashtags so it'll reach its target audience of people whose follower count and following count are both 5K
September 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
gotta add some Bluecrew hashtags so it'll reach its target audience of people whose follower count and following count are both 5K