Madeline
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I am an example of the Live Mas mentality. (She/Her) 🏳️⚧️
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
I bet if the Boss Baby met Stewie from Family Guy they would probably hate each other at first but develop a begrudging respect over time.
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I bet if the Boss Baby met Stewie from Family Guy they would probably hate each other at first but develop a begrudging respect over time.
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me when strange men feel compelled to let me know that they think a movie I like is bad
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
me when strange men feel compelled to let me know that they think a movie I like is bad
One time in high school, me and some friends went to the movies, and one of my friends was playing DDR beforehand. At one point while he was playing, I looked over and my other friends was standing behind him and doing this. It’s unclear to me if he was trying to help him or hurt him.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
One time in high school, me and some friends went to the movies, and one of my friends was playing DDR beforehand. At one point while he was playing, I looked over and my other friends was standing behind him and doing this. It’s unclear to me if he was trying to help him or hurt him.
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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It’s really cool that when you say “ugh the disgusting sex story again” you have to clarify if it’s the horrible criminal one or the one that’s horrible but legal
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s really cool that when you say “ugh the disgusting sex story again” you have to clarify if it’s the horrible criminal one or the one that’s horrible but legal
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the disassociated press
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
the disassociated press
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
PUNCH THICKNECK
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
PUNCH THICKNECK
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Absolutely lost it at this dubbing in A Better Tomorrow II, America baby
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Absolutely lost it at this dubbing in A Better Tomorrow II, America baby
Recently found out a person I had found to be obnoxious is also a genuine piece of shit!
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Recently found out a person I had found to be obnoxious is also a genuine piece of shit!
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Bro, this is an average GDQ hangout. You're not special.
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Bro, this is an average GDQ hangout. You're not special.
I'll be celebrating Transgender Awareness Week in the traditional way: jumping out of the bushes and yelling, "I'M TRANS" at strangers on the street.
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'll be celebrating Transgender Awareness Week in the traditional way: jumping out of the bushes and yelling, "I'M TRANS" at strangers on the street.
Samoa Joe is, without a doubt, my favorite wrestler. He. Just. Does. Everything.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Samoa Joe is, without a doubt, my favorite wrestler. He. Just. Does. Everything.
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"Hey my girlfriend saw you guys from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe"
I don't think about dream matches too much but I can't stop thinking about this one.
I don't think about dream matches too much but I can't stop thinking about this one.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"Hey my girlfriend saw you guys from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe"
I don't think about dream matches too much but I can't stop thinking about this one.
I don't think about dream matches too much but I can't stop thinking about this one.
It's not free. The price is that you have to download and install Ubisoft Connect.
Immortals Fenyx Rising (PC - Ubisoft Connect) is free to own on Ubisoft Store (offer ends Dec 2nd) buff.ly/FZGvKrf
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It's not free. The price is that you have to download and install Ubisoft Connect.
Just realized that in Tame Impala’s new song, he rhymes “dracula” with “spectacula”. His mind.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just realized that in Tame Impala’s new song, he rhymes “dracula” with “spectacula”. His mind.
The Appropriately Sized Sleep
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Appropriately Sized Sleep
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Bringing this back in honor of Noirvember — my list of 12 movies to watch next if you love THE MALTESE FALCON!
12 Movies To Watch If You Loved The Maltese Falcon - Looper
Fans of The Maltese Falcon have a whole universe of amazing noir movies to explore. Here are some of the very best movies for fans of The Maltese Falcon to see.
www.looper.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Bringing this back in honor of Noirvember — my list of 12 movies to watch next if you love THE MALTESE FALCON!