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Madeline
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I am an example of the Live Mas mentality. (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Can’t believe this guy turned out to be up his own ass
Ricky Gervais being up his own ass
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Your aunt and her "roommate"
Wrestlers Toni Storm and Mina Shirikawa holding bread for an AEW Thanksgiving promo
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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All this James Bond talk gives me an excuse to share my favorite Casino Royale (2006) trivia.
IMDB trivia that says, "Sir Roger Moore was reportedly so impressed with this movie that he went out and bought a DVD of it."
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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A friend dumped a bunch of photos from a wedding last weekend on Discord and accidentally included this:
A photo of John Travolta with the caption “God forbid a white boy get a lil motion”
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Me, when I search google for code help and I skip past the AI response at the top of the page so I can get the info from an actual website
Batman, snapping a gun in half: *This* is the weapon of the *enemy*. We do not *need* it. We will not *use* it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I mean literally
Panel 1: Moe throws Barney out of his bar. Panel 2: Moe stand in the doorway, dusts his hands off, and squints. Panel 3: Moe stands in the doorway and Barney is once again inside the bar standing behind him.
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Big shout out to the Crash Bandicoot villain Dingodile for giving me the name I most call my kids/dog when they do something doofy.
The Crash Bandicoot villain Dingodile, who I guess is supposed to be a cross between a dingo and a crocodile. I can only assume he has an Australian accent.
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Why do all these KPop boys have gray hair? What is going on in Korea??
November 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Uber Driver Sucked Me Off???
Jon Moxley lookin like a damn youtube thumbnail
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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I read the wikipedia plot synopsis and this made me laugh out loud.
Text from Wikipedia plot synopsis of The Astronaut Farmer: …space vehicle. Facing financial ruin, he panics, climbs aboard, and using a less-than-optimal substitute fuel, he somehow launches the rocket. However, after only a foot or two of vertical lift, the rocket descends back down, falls over, and horizontally blasts out of the wooden barn where it was constructed.
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Ray Smuckles form the web comic Achewood saying, "When I was a kid, a teacher told me to pay attention. I guess I took it to heart. Beats me, man. Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene."
October 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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This is arguably the best Halloween costume idea I’ve ever had.
October 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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And then I checked his account and found this:
The above reply guy asking chatGPT why someone would find “ball peen hammer” funny and then seemingly not understanding the response.
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I just remembered this, the most insane reply I have ever received in my nearly 20 years of being on social media. My favorite part is when he implies that hammer doesn’t mean what I think it means.
My original post: I don’t think we, as a society, have ever fully reckoned with how funny the name “ball peen hammer” is. This insane person’s reply: It’s not funny. It’s a name, a label. Humor isn’t included in the connotations of the word. Peen doesn’t mean what you think it means. Nor does ball. Nor hammer. “Ball peen hammer” is not a funny articulation. It’s a helpful distinction.
October 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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We got to hear from the one good billionaire.
Tony Khan, President and CEO of All Elite Wrestling, owner of huge glasses
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Uh oh
The ring at a taping of AEW Dynamite that I attended tonight in San Antonio.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Fuck the inexorable passage of time All my homies hate the inexorable passage of time
October 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Damn, this walkthrough for Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap is really severe.
“…door in the Western Woods. Head outside, and grow up.”
October 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Pepper’s on the left
October 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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You’ll never store eggs!
YOU’LL NEVER STORE EGGS
October 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I made this in like 60 seconds in Paint.
AEW Wreslters Konosuke Takeshita and Kazuchika Okada "photoshopped" into the Get Along Shirt. The two of them are currently being forced to tag team together despite the fact that they obviously hate each other.
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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*Extremely Guy Who Didn't Watch Alien: Earth Voice* Why didn't they just put the aliens in cryo?!?
A post from Jeff VanderMeer that says, "Someone on Reddit pointed out that the creatures onboard the spaceship in Alien Earth aren't in cryo so must all have long lifespans... also that's a lot of food to provide them and logic issues re transport. Putting them in cryo definitely woulda solved a lot of other problems lol." I did not repost it because I don't need to argue with strangers.
October 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I saw this and then decided to read the plot synopsis for The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day out or morbid curiosity and discovered this incredible tidbit.
October 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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My mom gave me one of the best birthday presents I’ve ever gotten today.
A text chain with my mom. Me: I love being a mom. My mom: You are a good one! My mom: Well, I think a great one, actually!
October 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM