Madeline
@fauxedo.bsky.social
I am an example of the Live Mas mentality. (She/Her) 🏳️⚧️
Smelled someone smoking outside the grocery store and I floated towards it like a hobo to a pie.
February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Smelled someone smoking outside the grocery store and I floated towards it like a hobo to a pie.
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SPEND
YOUR TUESDAY
SLUGGO’S WAY
YOUR TUESDAY
SLUGGO’S WAY
February 17, 2026 at 3:06 PM
SPEND
YOUR TUESDAY
SLUGGO’S WAY
YOUR TUESDAY
SLUGGO’S WAY
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The key to becoming a titan of industry. 1. Be born rich. 2. Be a complete psychopath. 3. Declare that all your failures are brilliant successes. 4. Profit.
February 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The key to becoming a titan of industry. 1. Be born rich. 2. Be a complete psychopath. 3. Declare that all your failures are brilliant successes. 4. Profit.
I swear to god I won't be fucking lied to about how Gavin Newsom is gonna be better for trans people than the republicans when he has made it *extremely* clear that he will throw us under the bus at the earliest available opportunity.
February 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I swear to god I won't be fucking lied to about how Gavin Newsom is gonna be better for trans people than the republicans when he has made it *extremely* clear that he will throw us under the bus at the earliest available opportunity.
“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, chill *two* beers. For afterward when you wanna celebrate how good the revenge feels!”
February 17, 2026 at 5:08 AM
“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, chill *two* beers. For afterward when you wanna celebrate how good the revenge feels!”
He was just at the playground doing that. Didn't even realize there were cameras.
RIP to one of the greatest.
RIP to one of the greatest.
my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
February 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
He was just at the playground doing that. Didn't even realize there were cameras.
RIP to one of the greatest.
RIP to one of the greatest.
While I think I can safely say that none of us have been *there*... all of us have been there.
Vermont-born Norwegian skier Atle Lie McGrath heads into the final run of the slalom with a massive half-second lead, but misses one of the first gates, hurls his poles as far as he can, and lies down off to the side of the course
February 16, 2026 at 5:19 PM
While I think I can safely say that none of us have been *there*... all of us have been there.
I like when podcasts run for so long that the hosts' seething hatred for each other bubbles to the surface, and the vibes just turn rancid. It's nice of them to give me a natural jumping off point like that.
February 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I like when podcasts run for so long that the hosts' seething hatred for each other bubbles to the surface, and the vibes just turn rancid. It's nice of them to give me a natural jumping off point like that.
Revisiting this one tonight. Just an absolutely insane find. Like if Rush was from Columbia. Buying used jazz records from Half Price is so goated.
I think one of the best arguments for physical media is that sometimes you go to Half Price Books and find stuff like this.
February 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Revisiting this one tonight. Just an absolutely insane find. Like if Rush was from Columbia. Buying used jazz records from Half Price is so goated.
Honestly, I could imagine someone in an improv show wearing this shirt. As a bit? Who knows.
this is frankly one of the worst pieces of podcast merch i have ever seen and i am floored that they even offer it in a size small
February 16, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Honestly, I could imagine someone in an improv show wearing this shirt. As a bit? Who knows.
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My friend Danny is so real for this insta story
February 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
My friend Danny is so real for this insta story
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Time to dust off a classic
February 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Time to dust off a classic
“I bet they don’t even know that Leslie Nielson used to be a serious dramatic actor.”
February 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
“I bet they don’t even know that Leslie Nielson used to be a serious dramatic actor.”
A fun side effect of ordering things online and being able to track those shipments easily is that now I’m super familiar with the major shipping hubs in my state.
February 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM
A fun side effect of ordering things online and being able to track those shipments easily is that now I’m super familiar with the major shipping hubs in my state.
Obviously, my boys (3 and 7) are too young to watch Goodfellas. But they’re not to young to watch the prison cooking scene *from* Goodfellas.
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Obviously, my boys (3 and 7) are too young to watch Goodfellas. But they’re not to young to watch the prison cooking scene *from* Goodfellas.
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Going to the Cosco in my Kirkland Signature sweatshirt because I have principles.
February 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Going to the Cosco in my Kirkland Signature sweatshirt because I have principles.
Re-reading this all timer Swan Boy, and I forgot about this part. i0.wp.com/swanboy.com/...
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Re-reading this all timer Swan Boy, and I forgot about this part. i0.wp.com/swanboy.com/...
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Obligatory Yearly Repost of my BLUE VELVET Valentine’s cards
February 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Obligatory Yearly Repost of my BLUE VELVET Valentine’s cards
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Hayden Johnson is so funny www.instagram.com/reel/DUrREgS...
Hayden Johnson on Instagram: "the song actually makes perfect sense to me!"
44K likes, 430 comments - _hayden_johnson on February 12, 2026: "the song actually makes perfect sense to me!".
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February 14, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Hayden Johnson is so funny www.instagram.com/reel/DUrREgS...
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lmao FUCK you Sluggo
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 13,1952
June 13,1952
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
lmao FUCK you Sluggo
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This entire 'debate' is so maddening. We have been promised that a groundswell of rushed, dissatisfied detransitioners was about to emerge for nearly a decade.
Not only have they never materialized, but academic research continues to show small numbers, long assessments and miniscule regret rates.
Not only have they never materialized, but academic research continues to show small numbers, long assessments and miniscule regret rates.
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This entire 'debate' is so maddening. We have been promised that a groundswell of rushed, dissatisfied detransitioners was about to emerge for nearly a decade.
Not only have they never materialized, but academic research continues to show small numbers, long assessments and miniscule regret rates.
Not only have they never materialized, but academic research continues to show small numbers, long assessments and miniscule regret rates.