Madeline
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I am an example of the Live Mas mentality. (She/Her) 🏳️⚧️
It's not free. The price is that you have to download and install Ubisoft Connect.
Immortals Fenyx Rising (PC - Ubisoft Connect) is free to own on Ubisoft Store (offer ends Dec 2nd) buff.ly/FZGvKrf
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It's not free. The price is that you have to download and install Ubisoft Connect.
Just realized that in Tame Impala’s new song, he rhymes “dracula” with “spectacula”. His mind.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just realized that in Tame Impala’s new song, he rhymes “dracula” with “spectacula”. His mind.
The Appropriately Sized Sleep
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Appropriately Sized Sleep
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Bringing this back in honor of Noirvember — my list of 12 movies to watch next if you love THE MALTESE FALCON!
12 Movies To Watch If You Loved The Maltese Falcon - Looper
Fans of The Maltese Falcon have a whole universe of amazing noir movies to explore. Here are some of the very best movies for fans of The Maltese Falcon to see.
www.looper.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Bringing this back in honor of Noirvember — my list of 12 movies to watch next if you love THE MALTESE FALCON!
Your aunt and her "roommate"
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Your aunt and her "roommate"
All this James Bond talk gives me an excuse to share my favorite Casino Royale (2006) trivia.
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
All this James Bond talk gives me an excuse to share my favorite Casino Royale (2006) trivia.
Life of a Showgirl is like Miami Vice (2006) for me in that I know there are people who don't like it, but I couldn't begin to tell you why.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Life of a Showgirl is like Miami Vice (2006) for me in that I know there are people who don't like it, but I couldn't begin to tell you why.
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Old men should be allowed to have a little country. As a treat.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Old men should be allowed to have a little country. As a treat.
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every day is one day closer to the day it finally happens
October 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
every day is one day closer to the day it finally happens
A friend dumped a bunch of photos from a wedding last weekend on Discord and accidentally included this:
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A friend dumped a bunch of photos from a wedding last weekend on Discord and accidentally included this:
I really like being a girl.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I really like being a girl.
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
Absolutely insane that on Rap Snitch Knishes, MF DOOM was like “I know what I’ll do! I’ll sample the guitar riff from this 70s smooth jazz cover of Space Oddity. They’ll love that!” And he was right!
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Absolutely insane that on Rap Snitch Knishes, MF DOOM was like “I know what I’ll do! I’ll sample the guitar riff from this 70s smooth jazz cover of Space Oddity. They’ll love that!” And he was right!
I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with. But World War IV will be fought with stew.
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with. But World War IV will be fought with stew.
I was thinking about that time senior year of high school when I organized a big group of my friends to go see Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters in the theater, and after we got out I found out most of them didn't actually like Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I was thinking about that time senior year of high school when I organized a big group of my friends to go see Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters in the theater, and after we got out I found out most of them didn't actually like Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Stayed up late to finish up Midnight Mass. Catholicism: Not even once.
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Stayed up late to finish up Midnight Mass. Catholicism: Not even once.
Me, when I search google for code help and I skip past the AI response at the top of the page so I can get the info from an actual website
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Me, when I search google for code help and I skip past the AI response at the top of the page so I can get the info from an actual website
An RTF major I knew in college who was kind of an obnoxious hack popped up on my IG feed, and he's living in LA now and doing a Doughboys knock-off podcast.
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
An RTF major I knew in college who was kind of an obnoxious hack popped up on my IG feed, and he's living in LA now and doing a Doughboys knock-off podcast.
I do sometimes think I need to apologize to the lifelong Madeline's I know. Feel like I'm stealing Madeline valor.
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I do sometimes think I need to apologize to the lifelong Madeline's I know. Feel like I'm stealing Madeline valor.
To all of the people of New York City, welcome to being transgender!
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
To all of the people of New York City, welcome to being transgender!
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piss drinkers claim piss more delicious than ever
AI pioneers claim human-level general intelligence is already here on.ft.com/3JERVRg
AI pioneers claim human-level general intelligence is already here
Tech leaders say systems now rival human intelligence in key tasks, further fuelling the superintelligence debate
on.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
piss drinkers claim piss more delicious than ever
Sandwiches, sure. Great place to start. But now it's time to escalate. Hot dogs, burritos, get creative with it! Halal cart chicken and rice!
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sandwiches, sure. Great place to start. But now it's time to escalate. Hot dogs, burritos, get creative with it! Halal cart chicken and rice!